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[karatemanchan37]

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THAT'S THE PLAN

[N17]

karatemanchan37 wrote...

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THAT'S THE PLAN

This.

[HappyHappyJoyJoy]

"You're just a machine, and machines can be broken!"

[SgtPepper667]

"You must die!"
"I will destroy you!"
"Enemies everywhere!"
"Go go go!"

[rockman0]

I just thought of the Tupari Sports Drink machine. I loved every quote from that machine. It was cheesy, but strangely made me want a Tupari Sports Drink. 

Modifié par rockman0, 01 décembre 2011 - 08:22 .

[N0-Future]

" sneaking into the Captains quarters, heavy risk but the priiiize"

My god when my girlfriend heard that for the first time she nearly choked !!! She didn't hear anymore we were laughing too much

Modifié par N0-Future, 01 décembre 2011 - 08:37 .

[sesheta255]

Face palm moments :

1. when talking to Jacob and Wilson about TIM and Wilson comes out with something like 'it's not his real name of course.'

2. Zaeed's loyalty mission - "they know we're here." after just fighting a bunch of mercs.

3. FemSheps delivery of the the 'I'm more interested in talking for a bit' line to Jacob.

[Aetika]

"You were dead...I got better"

Yeah, I have to go with this one.

[mybudgee]

"enemies everywhere" was almost bad enough to keep me from finishing ME1. Almost...

[Zubie]

 Tali's "Sorry we're late" line.

Modifié par easygame88, 01 décembre 2011 - 10:23 .

[Silver77nz]

Kasumi's: Shepard please enter your password....Silence is Golden
Enemies everywhere in ME1
Bailey's: You know Shep some people fake death to get out of taxes!!!!
The screaming glitch makes me laugh till I'm crying

[Wulfram]

Everything said by Vorcha

edit: Bailey's comment about spending a year dead for tax purposes is a reference to Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Modifié par Wulfram, 01 décembre 2011 - 10:29 .

[Silver77nz]

Wulfram wrote...

edit: Bailey's comment about spending a year dead for tax purposes is a reference to Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

I had no idea about that but still it made me pause and go wtf!!!

[Sebbe1337o]

All the "love"-lines and all the compliments.

"I need the best, and that's you."
and so on...

[S.A.K]

Kal'Reegar " You got a geth right behind you"
Shepard "Go to hell... I'll send you there myself"
Harbinger "Releasing control of this form" meaning "I just got pwned"
Legion's line saying "We get suicidle orders 2.73 times a day. Rounding down"
Tali "I am standing right here"

[Aetika]

Also the:
"I´m looking for my father, you bosh´tet!"
and:
"In her hearth she remains Tali'Zorah vas Neema, a proud member of the Migrant Fleet"

Actually the whole Tali trial was a bit cheesy for me.

[Chuvvy]

Pretty much everything that comes out of Shepards mouth. He/she is the worst written character in the game.

[CptData]

Think Shepard utters a lot of cheesy lines in ME & ME2.
As much as I like Ashley-romance, some of those "paragon answers" sound like a bad fortune cookie O.o
Whatever, I like it.

"You were dead...I got better" <- one of my favorites. Sounds as if Shepard doesn't care that s/he died once. S/he sounds as if it wasn't a big deal or something ...

[Harmless Citizen]

@easygame - Oh lord, I hate that line so much that I remove my headphones every time I get to it. Some of Shepard's fail rubbed off on her, apparently.

[bleetman]

Mr. MannlyMan wrote...

^ This reminds me...

"I should've known you'd never settle for the captain's quarters."
"I settle for nothing but the best." *wink*
The floor of the engine room, Miranda?

Think about it. Who works in the engine room? Who lives just underneath it? Who are the other possible romance interests for a male Shepard?

As far as cheesy lines go, if 'cheesy' means 'caused me to facepalm a little', I'd have to go with:

"I'm a biotic. Just give the order when you want me to hit 'em with the good stuff."

Really, Jacob? Really? The good stuff? I used to crush Thesher Worms with my mind. I unleashed biotic singularities at will. All you've got is a lousy pull.

"Illusive Man? Is he the one whose in charge of all this?"
"That's him. That's not his real name, of course."

THANKS JACOB, I NEVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT FOR MYSELF. GOOD JOB, TEAM.

"You really think he's capable of that?"
*slowly looks at the corpse*
"Not anymore."

As for cheesy/funny lines, I'll go with:

(After shooting Wrex) "I'm feeling a hell of a lot better than he is."

Modifié par bleetman, 01 décembre 2011 - 11:48 .

[Yuqi]

 "Your alive,I have everything i want."
 "I should go"
  
Anytime Miranda says 'bloody' <_<

[Moghedia]

'C'moan, let me in. Aria's expecting me'. Yeah sure.
The prize is defo the worst line I ever heard. I laughed for about 3 days after hearing that.

I liked the one n the nightclub when some random bird says 'I never know which pair of eyes to look at'.

[hawat333]

karatemanchan37 wrote...

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THAT'S THE PLAN

Hmm, I've never met this one, but it sounds pretty... Shepardish.

Myself, I prefer Mordin's comment about the Hold the line! speech. That felt so real, so authentic, so Mordin. Ah, I love that guy.

[CptData]

hawat333 wrote...

karatemanchan37 wrote...

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THAT'S THE PLAN

Hmm, I've never met this one, but it sounds pretty... Shepardish.

Myself, I prefer Mordin's comment about the Hold the line! speech. That felt so real, so authentic, so Mordin. Ah, I love that guy.

That line is from the leaked beta and is said by Shepard in front of three Admirals. That scene doesn't appear to be the trial but a subsequent meeting - they want to know how to deal with the Reapers and seek advice.

[A-K-M]

However insignificant we may be, we will fight, we will sacrifice, and we will find a way. That's what humans do.