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[Guanxi]

Ash: "You still interestesd in me, Skipper... baggage and all?"

Shep: "Everyone comes with baggage, Ash... the trick is finding a matched set."

Modifié par Guanxi, 02 décembre 2011 - 01:50 .

[Eclipse_9990]

karatemanchan37 wrote...

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE, THAT'S THE PLAN

You just know renegade shep said this. 

[Guanxi]

Uvenk: "Humans don't know strength!"

*Headbutt*

Sharman: "I like this human... s/he understands!" ..."you have provoked them... 'reason enough for me to like you.... they're your problem to deal with now!"

Modifié par Guanxi, 02 décembre 2011 - 01:59 .

[Omega4RelayResident]

Joker commenting in the cockpit on the music received in space from earth years ago. "What were we thinking?"

[SgtPepper667]

"You know what pisses me off? Calling this the cockpit. Alliance ships have bridges. Asari ships have cockpits. Oh wait. No they don't."

Haha.

[Guanxi]

 BEST. ONE. EVER:

Shepard: "Who said anything about love? ...i'm just tryin' to get you into bed!"

Miranda: "You arse!"

Modifié par Guanxi, 02 décembre 2011 - 02:08 .

[Ghost-621]

D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

DiebytheSword wrote...

"I kill people like you on the way to real problems."

"SHE'S SURROUNDED BY GETH AND POINTING A GUN AT US... SHOOT HER!!!!"

This was by far my favorite line from the Mass Effect series. This is what RenegadeShep should act like.

Not getting into ME1 vs. ME2, but it seemed like the ME1 RenegadeShep was much more entertaining in a non-sadistic way (he was way more sadistic in ME2).

[Dilandau3000]

Best line in Mass Effect for me:

Mordin: "Can't talk now, working on Collector problem. Have ruled out intelligent virus. Unless it's very intelligent, and toying with me. Hmm."

That almost had me on the floor. It's interesting how Mordin has some of his best lines when he has nothing to say (also interesting how he is the only one that has multiple "can't talk now" lines, while poor Garrus is stuck calibrating for all of eternity).

[JediMaster_Murph]

You know what we do to cop killers on my world? aghh f*** you kaira stirling, f*** you!

[They call me a SpaceCowboy]

I still cringe at 'is that some kind of alien?'

[DNDynamite]

"I should go."
"I wish I could go..." - Prisoner on Jack recruitment level. lol

[Il Divo]

Ghost-621 wrote...

D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

DiebytheSword wrote...

"I kill people like you on the way to real problems."

"SHE'S SURROUNDED BY GETH AND POINTING A GUN AT US... SHOOT HER!!!!"

This was by far my favorite line from the Mass Effect series. This is what RenegadeShep should act like.

Not getting into ME1 vs. ME2, but it seemed like the ME1 RenegadeShep was much more entertaining in a non-sadistic way (he was way more sadistic in ME2).

It is actually one of the best lines in the game. It's just hilarious how blunt, pragmatic, and pissed off Shepard sounds when he says it.

Topped only by: "We don't have time to deal with this idiot! CHARGE!"

[Someone With Mass]

Il Divo wrote...

It is actually one of the best lines in the game. It's just hilarious how blunt, pragmatic, and pissed off Shepard sounds when he says it.

Topped only by: "We don't have time to deal with this idiot! CHARGE!"

Shame that there are so few of them.

[Il Divo]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Shame that there are so few of them.

Right? Those really are the lines that make you want to laugh out loud. Few as they are, major props to the writer who threw those into the game.   

[SgtPepper667]

That turian that runs the shop on the 28th level of Zakera Ward is hilarious.

"A discount!? I'd name my first born after you if you asked!"

Then it gets better:

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
"Haha! No other gun shop has an endorsement like that!"

Well...at least he was right about one thing. No other GUN shop has an endorsement like that, but what he doesn't realize is that every other store on the Citadel does.

[Someone With Mass]

"You're working too hard."

[Mallissin]

"I will destroy you." - every Asari enemy in ME1

[Omega4RelayResident]

I got to throw out there this jewel... www.youtube.com/watch

[Colintastic]

"I got better"
"You're working too hard"
"How about goodbye"

I love all of Shep's cheesy 1 liners. Every last one.

[Mallissin]

"...they are fools. You should eat them." - Wrex

Modifié par Mallissin, 02 décembre 2011 - 05:49 .

[Ghost-621]

Il Divo wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Shame that there are so few of them.

Right? Those really are the lines that make you want to laugh out loud. Few as they are, major props to the writer who threw those into the game.   

More than likely wasn't Mr. Walters.

Now don't get me wrong, I LOVED the "We don't have time for this idiot!" Line, but just listening to how Shepard was like during the "She's surrounded by geth...shoot her!" was absolutely awesome. You got that sense of what are you waiting for? Come on!

[Major_Kong]

Not cheesy, but on the Citadel in ME2 if you have Garrus and Tali in your squad and are on the stairs between levels 27 and 28 there is an interesting conversation between them.

Garrus begins with asking Tali if she misses the conversations they used to have on the elevators. Tali says no. They trade a few more lines and Tali ends it with "I have a shotgun."

I have included a link to a video of the conversation for those who may have missed it.  

Modifié par Major_Kong, 02 décembre 2011 - 06:11 .

[Gh0st_00]

"This looks interesting."
"What's this?"
"We can use this."
"I"LL TAKE IT!"

I can't help but laugh every time Shepard says one of these. They're so cheesy and out of place.

Tali- "I did get better Shepard, I got you."
Shepard-"WE CAN USE THIS!"

Modifié par Gh0st_00, 02 décembre 2011 - 06:14 .

[Dilandau3000]

Shepard: Remember the good old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything and be done with it?
Liara: Yeah, people were really happy with *that* security upgrade.

I really liked that little almost-fourth-wall-breaking exchange in LotSB.

[rockman0]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Shepard: Remember the good old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything and be done with it?
Liara: Yeah, people were really happy with *that* security upgrade.

I really liked that little almost-fourth-wall-breaking exchange in LotSB.

lol, I really missed the Omnigel. I must've had almost 500 units.