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What are the cheesiest funniest lines you have ever heard in Mass Effect?


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Gh0st_00 wrote...

Tali- "I did get better Shepard, I got you."
Shepard-"WE CAN USE THIS!"

Oh, how I hated that. Almost ruined the mood in that scene. (Yes, Shepard, you got a tech upgrade. No need to freak out about it).

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Gh0st_00 wrote...

Tali- "I did get better Shepard, I got you."
Shepard-"WE CAN USE THIS!"

Oh, how I hated that. Almost ruined the mood in that scene. (Yes, Shepard, you got a tech upgrade. No need to freak out about it).


Hahaha - I found it rather funny. Mood-killer indeed...but funny.

#128
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Kaiden in ME1 going to rescue Liara " The tiles in those rooms remind me of a bathroom floor."
facepalm shut up Kaiden there's a reason I let you die in almost every playthrough lol

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If she starts claiming to be the "Vanguard of our distruction" I call shotgun on the first life boat

I love that line

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Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-**** in space...

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Guanxi wrote...

 BEST. ONE. EVER:

Shepard: "Who said anything about love? ...i'm just tryin' to get you into bed!"

Miranda: "You arse!"


Okay, THAT one made me laugh. Any video of that? Since I don't have Miranda as LI :innocent:

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Here...

Also, it's where ShepRapeFace comes from...
Posted Image

Modifié par Pride Demon, 02 décembre 2011 - 09:41 .


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CptData wrote...

Guanxi wrote...

 BEST. ONE. EVER:

Shepard: "Who said anything about love? ...i'm just tryin' to get you into bed!"

Miranda: "You arse!"


Okay, THAT one made me laugh. Any video of that? Since I don't have Miranda as LI :innocent:




there you are enjoy.

'I died once already, I don't plan on doing it again'

And the most cringe worthy flirty in the series goes to this (shepard to miranda)

'only fair you have had two years to look at me and i was wearing less than you are' 

that was from when shepard was flirting with Miranda.

Modifié par TomY90, 02 décembre 2011 - 10:40 .


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And I thought that was the RENEGADE answer. But was the PARAGON option? Awww man Shepard, that was so below the belt ... ^^

Hmm, guess Shep knows what Miranda wants to hear. I just wonder if Shep and Miranda want more than "one night in the engine room" - from what I can read out of that scene, there's a hint for that, but not more. But yeah, was the same with Ashley as well ... you learn much later that it was the "big deal" for her. so guess it's the same with Miranda. Shepard is her "big deal" if he romances her.

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Drone223 wrote...

If she starts claiming to be the "Vanguard of our distruction" I call shotgun on the first life boat

I love that line


Where's that from? Got a video?

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Eckswhyzee wrote...

Drone223 wrote...

If she starts claiming to be the "Vanguard of our distruction" I call shotgun on the first life boat

I love that line


Where's that from? Got a video?




enjoy

Modifié par TomY90, 02 décembre 2011 - 10:39 .


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Didnt see this one posted but the line tali says when you get back from saving the Alarei from the geth "Sorry were late." The semi manish tone she says it in makes me wanna puke.

Modifié par l7986, 02 décembre 2011 - 12:41 .


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Pretty much most of what everyone's covered in this thread! :P


But for me the crown goes to:
Prepare yourselves for the arrival.   :P


Honourable mention to:
Liara - Benezia confrontation. skip to 0:32

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"No light?" Ugh.

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cheesy in a good way, really made me grin on the inside, when I heard it during my very first run through the game and I have remembered it ever since.

At the end of the Feros skyway:

Alenko: Looks like the Geth are settling in nicely!
Williams: Don't worry! We are their eviction notice!

I appreciate cheesy lines a lot and most of the things mentioned, I actually like.

What I find cringe-worthy: A lot of the things Thane and Jacob say.

Modifié par Olive Oomph, 02 décembre 2011 - 05:00 .


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Guanxi wrote...

 BEST. ONE. EVER:

Shepard: "Who said anything about love? ...i'm just tryin' to get you into bed!"

Miranda: "You arse!"


Best part is how it's such a inconcievable notion for Shep just to want nail her, when I imagine just about every player persue her to do just that.
Which really should be fine because it's the 23th century. Miranda might be an stonecold icequeen but she is an oldfashioned girl, "sex without romance?", she isn't a **** for godsake.

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probing uranus...

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"I AM Omega!"

And everything else that followed, really.

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Not FROM ME but a hillarious video considering all the debates about LIs.... www.youtube.com/watch 

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Here are ALL of them... www.youtube.com/watch just to save time.

Modifié par Omega4RelayResident, 02 décembre 2011 - 08:25 .


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one word..."Chafing"
when mordin said this I almost fell off my chair laughing

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Pretty much every single Harbinger line. Does that guy only speak in one liners or what?

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Harbinger, Arrival:  "Shepard, you fight against inevitibility"

The phrase itself isn't too bad, but the voice actor completely trips over the word 'inevitability'.  It makes the Reaper sounds like its got a speech impediment or a swollen tongue.

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Harby: "ASSUMING CONTROL"

Random Enemy In ME: 1."GO! GO! GO!"
2. "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
3. "ENEMYS EVERYWERE!"

Shepard: "I should go."

Garrus: "I love this rifle"

Jack: "Fly ****!"

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My fiance and I always say "this isn't right human" (morlin the shopkeeper on the citadel in ME1 says in response to Shepard intervening for the Doctor). It's just delivered in a way that tickles me.