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[Sohe]

Ok we all know that Garrus isnt exactly an expert in the romance department, give him some lines!

Modifié par Sohe, 02 décembre 2011 - 05:48 .

[Sohe]

Garrus - I love the way you Sneeze in the Moonlight...
Shepard - okayyy....

[knightnblu]

"Hey baby, you want to boom boom?"


Honest to God, I knew a Navy SEAL who actually used that line in clubs and was very successful with it.

[CptData]

knightnblu wrote...

"Hey baby, you want to boom boom?"


Honest to God, I knew a Navy SEAL who actually used that line in clubs and was very successful with it.

Guess he was handsome or the ladies he've got were ... not that pleasant to look at. OR being a "Navy SEAL" comes with some perks and opens doors.

[Ryuzetsu]

Garrus to Fem-Shep, "After tonight you can just call me Big Bird."

[TomY90]

Ryuzetsu wrote...

Garrus to Fem-Shep, "After tonight you can just call me Big Bird."

that one is genius.

Garrus - 'How about you me go to the next room and do some training and I will show you my reach and you can me your flexibility'

or even

Garrus - 'How about I show you why whereas i am pointy and see where that takes us'

Modifié par TomY90, 02 décembre 2011 - 08:08 .

[Unschuld]

Garrus-"Hey babe, wanna chafe?"


Actually I think I'll try that one tonight.

[CptData]

I can sense your doom. o.O

[CrazyCatDude]

"Honey, I got you some diamond heat sinks. They should double your shots per thermal clip."
"Honey, I managed to double the rate of fire of the Thanix cannon."
"Honey, I added a choke to your shotgun and modified the ammo generator to fire twelve pellets instead of eight"
"Honey, I added a second, independent shield generator to your armor, so when one set of shields goes down, the second one will immediately switch on."
"Honey, I got you a new Mako, and I reduced the cycle time on the main cannon by 50%."
"Honey, I tripled the ammo capacity on the Cain."

[sushismygen]

Garrus: Hey, Shep I was just in the middle of some...
Shep: I know, I know....calibrations. So what you've got there? Mind if I have a look?
Garrus: Hmm, I guess I could use a helping hand...how about I' ll try to optimize my firing algorithm while you calibrate the gun...

[Unschuld]

Garrus: "It's my reach in a box!"

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Garrus in Shepards room: Well... I watched some vids, and I found some great tips.

Shepard: Oh really?

Garrus: Yeah. There is this one line that is apparently irresistable to human women.

Shepard: *signature smirk*

Garrus: 'Sneaking into the Captain's quarters while she is showering. Heavy risk...

But the Priiiiize...'

Shepard: Wait, you saw me in the shower?

Garrus: Bioware's animations made me do it!

[CptBomBom00]

Shepard:Garrus what are you doing?
Garrus:*does techno turian dance*
Shepard:

[Shinobu]

"Shepard, your smaller chest bumps make you look much more aerodynamic than Miranda."

"Shepard, when you put your hair up like that it shows off your... uh... head flaps... nicely."

"Shepard... did you forget your pants?"

"Shepard, I've never seen you with your shoes off -- Spirits, what are those things on your feet?!"

"Shepard, I'd fight my way through an antique store with you any day. I don't even care if it's classy."

"Shepard, the things you do to my suspension on a daily basis should be outlawed in Council Space. -- And don't get me started on the chassis."

"Did I mention they're very nice head flaps?"

"Joker told me to ask if you're a 'real redhead.' So, uh... are you?"

[darthnick427]

Shinobu wrote...

"Shepard, I'd fight my way through an antique store with you any day. I don't even care if it's classy."

I really like this one for some reason

[Ticktank]

Shepard, can you shut your boring mouth and just let me go sleep immediately after sex?

Modifié par Ticktank, 03 décembre 2011 - 09:02 .

[mythlover20]

darthnick427 wrote...

Shinobu wrote...

"Shepard, I'd fight my way through an antique store with you any day. I don't even care if it's classy."

I really like this one for some reason

I love this one too. It's so sweet! Such a romantic our Garrus is!