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Romances and Reaper invasions.

Débuté par tetrisblock4x1 , déc. 04 2011 08:26

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#26
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Posté 04 décembre 2011 - 11:25

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GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


damn bro i dun kno why bw didn't hire u 2 direct dat shyt prolly wud git an academy award or sum shyt tbh

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Posté 04 décembre 2011 - 11:29

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>Known whiner makes whine topic

>Doesn't come back to it

>Trollololol

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:01

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Ravensword wrote...

GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


damn bro i dun kno why bw didn't hire u 2 direct dat shyt prolly wud git an academy award or sum shyt tbh

dat hella true tbh
i supprt gmag, our homie 2 becom a directr tbh
he be winnin all dem awards tbh
den we all gon celebrate wid sum brownies n sum blntz tbh

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:04

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Two people in situations of otherwise unimaginable stress and conflict never have sex with each other. Nope. Completely unheard of.

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Would you like to know about my other fetishes?

Yes. If for no other reason than to stick it to all the boring people thus far who've declined.

Modifié par bleetman, 05 décembre 2011 - 12:05 .

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:07

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FallTooDovahkiin wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


damn bro i dun kno why bw didn't hire u 2 direct dat shyt prolly wud git an academy award or sum shyt tbh

dat hella true tbh
i supprt gmag, our homie 2 becom a directr tbh
he be winnin all dem awards tbh
den we all gon celebrate wid sum brownies n sum blntz tbh


I swer GMag y havnt Casey Hdsun recrted u lyk shep recrut sqaud n den u meet up wid selen moonsng n den u mek da bst game eva sh*t bro u hf gr8 ideas y dey not litsen to u ffs best story eva

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:30

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Merchant2006 wrote...

FallTooDovahkiin wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


damn bro i dun kno why bw didn't hire u 2 direct dat shyt prolly wud git an academy award or sum shyt tbh

dat hella true tbh
i supprt gmag, our homie 2 becom a directr tbh
he be winnin all dem awards tbh
den we all gon celebrate wid sum brownies n sum blntz tbh


I swer GMag y havnt Casey Hdsun recrted u lyk shep recrut sqaud n den u meet up wid selen moonsng n den u mek da bst game eva sh*t bro u hf gr8 ideas y dey not litsen to u ffs best story eva


gmag wuz s'posed 2 b in me3 as a squaddie n li n he wuz gonna have the ghetto gat n selene moonsong wuz gonna b in da game as well tbh

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:33

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Ravensword wrote...

Merchant2006 wrote...

FallTooDovahkiin wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


damn bro i dun kno why bw didn't hire u 2 direct dat shyt prolly wud git an academy award or sum shyt tbh

dat hella true tbh
i supprt gmag, our homie 2 becom a directr tbh
he be winnin all dem awards tbh
den we all gon celebrate wid sum brownies n sum blntz tbh


I swer GMag y havnt Casey Hdsun recrted u lyk shep recrut sqaud n den u meet up wid selen moonsng n den u mek da bst game eva sh*t bro u hf gr8 ideas y dey not litsen to u ffs best story eva


gmag wuz s'posed 2 b in me3 as a squaddie n li n he wuz gonna have the ghetto gat n selene moonsong wuz gonna b in da game as well tbh

no not selene it wuz gonna b pvt windows n him n gmag wer sposed 2 hav a rmance tbh

#33
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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:33

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Love, a large measure of peace and happiness during a time of War. This is the final chapter. The Romance and the war are, in my honest opinion, two of the most important pieces of this story. I just hope Miri will be ok, she is my LI after all.

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:37

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

There is always time for alien penis.

Three in the morning? Alien penis.

Waiting for the bus? Alien penis.

Galactic apocalypse? Alien penis.

Would you like to know about my other fetishes?


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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:43

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I think many media has proven that war and love are two important things to make a story interesting.

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:52

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bleetman wrote...

Yes. If for no other reason than to stick it to all the boring people thus far who've declined.

Cross-dressing.  Thigh-high boots.  Androgyny.  Big boobies.  Men with chest hair.  Robots.  Armor.  Ninja masks.  Gas masks.  Guys with long, pretty hair.  Black trenchcoats.  Tall guys.  Too many personality and body types on women to name.

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:58

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Yes. If for no other reason than to stick it to all the boring people thus far who've declined.

Cross-dressing.  Thigh-high boots.  Androgyny.  Big boobies.  Men with chest hair.  Robots.  Armor.  Ninja masks.  Gas masks.  Guys with long, pretty hair.  Black trenchcoats.  Tall guys.  Too many personality and body types on women to name.


I meet three of those requirements...but not gonna say which. Image IPB

Modifié par FeralEwok, 05 décembre 2011 - 12:58 .

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mauro2222
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:01

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FeralEwok wrote...

I meet three of those requirements...but not gonna say which. Image IPB


You have big boobies and chest hair, you also wear a ninja mask. :bandit:

Modifié par mauro2222, 05 décembre 2011 - 01:03 .

#39
FeralEwok
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:02

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Damn...how did you know?

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:04

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Besides, every time that someone says "The end of the world" I use it as an excuse for sex. So, let the reapers come. :wizard:

Modifié par mauro2222, 05 décembre 2011 - 01:05 .

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:05

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FeralEwok wrote...

Damn...how did you know?


I'm beside you :ph34r:

Watching you.
Smelling you.
Feeling you.

Oh yeah...

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:07

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mauro2222 wrote...

Besides, every time that someone says "The end of the world" I use it as an excuse for sex. So, let the reapers come. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]


Hey, why change a formula that clearly worked the other times?:P

Well, okay, it'd be a pretty bad excuse if there is no apocalypse, but we'll burn those bridges when we get there.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 05 décembre 2011 - 01:08 .

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:10

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GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


This...is epic.

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:12

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thnx homies im bout 2 send n da app 2 casey hudson tho he hella scary i hear he on steroid n he put ppl in da headlok till dey pass out if dey don meet dey dedline tbh

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:23

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Yes. If for no other reason than to stick it to all the boring people thus far who've declined.

Cross-dressing.  Thigh-high boots.  Androgyny.  Big boobies.  Men with chest hair.  Robots.  Armor.  Ninja masks.  Gas masks.  Guys with long, pretty hair.  Black trenchcoats.  Tall guys.  Too many personality and body types on women to name.


I knew there had to be more interesting people on here. I'll agree with you on 5 of those, but the others are... a little too adventerous for my taste.

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 01:35

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GMagnum wrote...

i wan miranda n shep 2 hav sex on a reaper dat jus got killed n den it fall on da earf n den shep jump off da reaper while still humpin miranda n while dey fallin da raeapr explod in a millin piecs n dey still fallin n dey still humpin den shep n miranda land on a piec of da reaper dat jus got explode n den dey use dat piec 2 ski down da slope while dey still humpin n den geth come out n dey all got sniper den shep pull da gun off miranda buttchek den he shoot da geth while still hump miranda n den dey get 2 da bottom den shep jump off n do 2 frontflip while still hump miranda den dey land n den dey done n den miranda hop off n den dey do a pose n den a car explode behind dem n den da credit roll tbh


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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 02:00

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GMagnum wrote...

thnx homies im bout 2 send n da app 2 casey hudson tho he hella scary i hear he on steroid n he put ppl in da headlok till dey pass out if dey don meet dey dedline tbh


hes so strng he gna kill u if its nt gud b carful

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scary tbh

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GMagnum wrote...

thnx homies im bout 2 send n da app 2 casey hudson tho he hella scary i hear he on steroid n he put ppl in da headlok till dey pass out if dey don meet dey dedline tbh

omg i herd dat too tbh
i hear dat he luuk lyke dem reapers . dat hella scary tbh

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 02:19

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Merchant2006 wrote...

GMagnum wrote...

thnx homies im bout 2 send n da app 2 casey hudson tho he hella scary i hear he on steroid n he put ppl in da headlok till dey pass out if dey don meet dey dedline tbh


hes so strng he gna kill u if its nt gud b carful

*snip Casey Hudson picture

scary tbh


Omg....it's like he's staring into my soul.........I need--ummm.





I should go.

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Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 12:49

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FeralEwok wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Cross-dressing.  Thigh-high boots.  Androgyny.  Big boobies.  Men with chest hair.  Robots.  Armor.  Ninja masks.  Gas masks.  Guys with long, pretty hair.  Black trenchcoats.  Tall guys.  Too many personality and body types on women to name.


I meet three of those requirements...but not gonna say which.

I have a black trenchcoat and a gas mask if you want to borrow them.

And hmm. A seven foot cross dressing androgynous alien ninja with long hair, an armoured trenchcoat, a gas mask and thigh-high boots does sound pretty hot, to be honest.

Modifié par bleetman, 05 décembre 2011 - 12:53 .

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