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[Ottemis]

Smacking girls, tut tut.

[Dariustwinblade]

Slap Ashley, no thanks.

Shoot her a thousand times and then cain her. HELL YES.

[CptData]

^ Not sure if I should report this or not.

Freedom of speech is okay, violating board rules is not. I guess "hate posts" violate some kind of rule.

[android654]

Is it really hate if its about a character in the game?

[Ryzaki]

Not really.

I think the board only cares when that hate gets directed towards real people.

[CptData]

Ah okay, thank you guys. ^^
Darius is a lucky dude O.o

Whatever, I really don't understand why ppl hate fictional characters. Maybe it's the other side of the coin of "ppl love fictional characters".
Needs to find out. More objects for studies needed. Should stop talking like Mordin. Doesn't fit to me. Wait. Does. Just need to get in touch with my inner self. Does Mordin love Ashley? No. Does not work. I am not Mordin. Should stop talking like him. But can't! Mind trapped in Mordin's thought patterns. Can't stop! Help me!

O.o

[Ottemis]

Hmm aslong as it provokes strong emotions they did something right.
Doesn't always have to be roses and puppies does it?

[CptData]

Ottemis wrote...

Hmm aslong as it provokes strong emotions they did something right.
Doesn't always have to be roses and puppies does it?

Guess that's true.

Hmm, so if I consider a character as "okay" but not "love" / "like" / "deeply care for" / "dislike" / "hate", that character got not enough development? Hmm, could be, makes sense.

Ashley is one of few characters that feels life-like; there are guys in daily routine I like and others I dislike. Don't bear any "hate" towards certain people. Maybe that's why there are people who deeply hate her and others who love & care for her.

[Demonique]

Should be an option to slap Kaidan too, or kick him in the quads

[Unschuld]

Lets just open up the possibility for physical abuse of all the characters while we're at it, shall we? The Normandy briefing room will serve as the octagon, with daily brawls until the deck is stained pink.

[Mathias]

If you slap Ashley, i'm 100% certain she'd hit you back with something more painful than a slap.

[CptData]

Unschuld wrote...

Lets just open up the possibility for physical abuse of all the characters while we're at it, shall we? The Normandy briefing room will serve as the octagon, with daily brawls until the deck is stained pink.

A fighting pit? Good idea, very good idea ...

Shepard: Today we have another fight for life and ... not-entirely-death!
*crowd cheers*
Shepard: And now the champions: in the red flagged corner:  Ashleeeeeeey Williaaaaams. 
*crowd cheers louder*
Shepard: In the blue corner: Urdnoooooooot Gruuuuuuunt!
*crowd cheers as loud as possible, Tali's facemask gets a crack*
Shepard: Two go in. One comes out. That's all. FIGHT!
...

Thunderdome anyone?

Modifié par CptData, 08 décembre 2011 - 09:09 .

[Unschuld]

Mdoggy1214 wrote...

If you slap Ashley, i'm 100% certain she'd hit you back with something more painful than a slap.

More like severe injury followed by death. Doesn't she have a sister who's "a little weird" that enjoys playing with swords?

Modifié par Unschuld, 08 décembre 2011 - 09:09 .

[AdmiralCheez]

Mdoggy1214 wrote...

If you slap Ashley, i'm 100% certain she'd hit you back with something more painful than a slap.

No kidding.

So unless y'all enjoy picking shotgun pellets out of your groin...

(Seriously, if we're going to do any hitting, gotta be closed fist.  If you're going to make a moron out of yourself, do it in Shepard's preferred fashion.)

[Mathias]

I'm just saying, you don't slap one of the most formidable soldiers in the alliance and expect to get away with it. I'm pretty sure there's a high probability she'd grab you by the back of your head and knee your brain into another universe.

[Xilizhra]

Mdoggy1214 wrote...

I'm just saying, you don't slap one of the most formidable soldiers in the alliance and expect to get away with it. I'm pretty sure there's a high probability she'd grab you by the back of your head and knee your brain into another universe.

While Shepard is the most formidable soldier period?

[Goody Two Shoes]

Mdoggy1214 wrote...

I'm just saying, you don't slap one of the most formidable soldiers in the alliance and expect to get away with it. I'm pretty sure there's a high probability she'd grab you by the back of your head and knee your brain into another universe.

Shepard could get away with it. He's a cyborg, was able to knock Saren on his ass while dangling in the air, able to headbutt a krogan without hurting himself and he went hand-to-hand with the SB. If Shepard hit Ashely, there won't be much of a story for her after that.

[CptData]

Goody Two Shoes wrote...

Mdoggy1214 wrote...

I'm just saying, you don't slap one of the most formidable soldiers in the alliance and expect to get away with it. I'm pretty sure there's a high probability she'd grab you by the back of your head and knee your brain into another universe.

Shepard could get away with it. He's a cyborg, was able to knock Saren on his ass while dangling in the air, able to headbutt a krogan without hurting himself and he went hand-to-hand with the SB. If Shepard hit Ashely, there won't be much of a story for her after that.

So basically we're debatting if the galaxy's most awesome warrior can take on one of the galaxy's finest warriors and can get away without too much damage?

If two cars hit each other in an accident, do you think the faster one will deal more damage to the slower one? Or will both end pretty much wrecked ^^

[Ryzaki]

While I personally think Shep punching someone is ridculous...

Yeah if he did punch Ash/Kaidan and it devolved into a fist fight (probably not with Kaidan though) Shep would win.

[mauro2222]

This reminds me of something.

- Slap Morrigan -

Morrigan: "What comes, my friend?"
Warden: "Bad Morrigan!"
*slap*

<3 Morrigan approves (+5)

Modifié par mauro2222, 08 décembre 2011 - 10:58 .

[Aurora313]

Only classless assh0les, or truly disgusting people think to hit a woman.

[Abispa]

I'd slap her on the ass, maybe. That's okay because I'm sure she leaves teeth marks on Shepard's shoulder.