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The Lingering Kiss: Ancient Thresher/Reaper Romance Subplot?


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#26
Labrev

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Threshy the Thresher Maw? Now this I can support. Your Pvt. Window and Boxy threads were just corny.

Oh wait, that wasn't you. That was that colossal idiot named DoNotIngest. This forum is so much better without him.

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DoNotTrololo

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Yeah, that DNI guy was an unoriginal hack. Damn if he wasn't a handsome devil, though...



Blacklash93 wrote...

Just for the record I came up with this first.




I was not aware. Which means we both came up with it originally. Problem?

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DoNotTrololo wrote...

Blacklash93 wrote...

Just for the record I came up with this first.




I was not aware. Which means we both came up with it originally. Problem?


Oooooooooooooooooh he got you good, son.

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It's not Threshy. Her name is Theresha and she's the baddest mama on Tuchanka

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Oh my god, why?

#31
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This is one of those topics that makes me love BSN.

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IsaacShep wrote...

It's not Threshy. Her name is Theresha and she's the baddest mama on Tuchanka


Will we see her on Tuchanka ?

That would deffinitely be quite awesome !

#33
Annihilator27

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That Reaper has perfect genes for the offspring lol.

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DoNotTrololo wrote...

I was not aware. Which means we both came up with it originally. Problem?

I'm just playing around. I'm not trying to sound like a jerk or anything. I'm just messed up in the head enough to have thought "Hot maw-on-reaper make-out session" the first time I saw the trailer.

I just thought it was funny how I knew a thread like this was coming.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 12 décembre 2011 - 04:10 .


#35
DoNotTrololo

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You shouldn't have known it'd come about, I wasn't even here. My computer was banned from the very network for two weeks.



Oh, and I was super serial, of course. I'm very pissed that you'd suggest that you had the idea first. Incensed even. Grrrr.

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Alas, the Maw will never know true happiness if Shepard is insistent on killing the only ones who could reciprocate the Maw's love.

Clearly Shepard is the villain protagonist of this series.

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DoNotTrololo

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He's been murdering both Maws and Reapers since ME1. He is quite clearly blinded to the fact that if he just united them in love and friendship, every Reaper would pair up with every Thresher, and the galaxy would be safer than it has ever been.

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Haha lmao. I just knew this thread was coming and it's equally hilarious and awesome as i imagined.

Make love not war ^_^

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Go Threshy!

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DoNotTrololo wrote...

He's been murdering both Maws and Reapers since ME1. He is quite clearly blinded to the fact that if he just united them in love and friendship, every Reaper would pair up with every Thresher, and the galaxy would be safer than it has ever been.

Who knew saving the galaxy would be as simple as teaching the Reapers to love?

Modifié par Blacklash93, 12 décembre 2011 - 02:28 .


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Thresher Pounce!

Tbh though, I fear this particular Thresher will be alienated in the Thresher community for being attracted to Reapers instead of other Threshers. I hope the Thresher culture will look kindly on zoophilia.

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annihilator27 wrote...

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SimplyNeo posted this in the VGA thread.


Awwww such a cute couple.

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MICHELLE7 wrote...

annihilator27 wrote...

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SimplyNeo posted this in the VGA thread.


Awwww such a cute couple.


I didnt think I would ever be happy to see a Thresher Maw....In this case its come to save everyone with love.

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DoNotTrololo

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Their offspring shall be the Gigantic Immortal Metallic Squid-Sandworms of Death and Benevolence.



And the Galaxy shall rejoice.




EDIT: Almost forgot. With Lasers.



...And zombies.

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:huh::huh::huh::huh:

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Really? Wow.
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