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What is the probability that Zaeed is in the closet?


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Sylvanpyxie

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He seems angry

He got shot.... In the face.

I'd be angry too, it seems like a perfectly fine reason to be angry after all.

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 13 décembre 2011 - 06:13 .


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Zaeed (to Vido): I used to run the Blue Suns like you. Then I took a bullet in the face.

...I'll get my coat.

Modifié par Gespenst, 13 décembre 2011 - 06:36 .


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DoNotTrololo

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Let me guess, somebody stole your Blue Suns?

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Oh, and the Boogieman checks his closet every night for Zaeed.

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Tilted_Logic

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Gespenst wrote...
Zaeed (to Vido): I used to run the Blue Suns like you. Then I took a bullet in the face.

...I'll get my coat.

Ah haha I love these forums xD

Gespenst wrote...
I suppose the probability is not zero but he's never said or done anything that indicates that he might be gay...

Wait, that's why he's so furious with Vido after all these years! Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned... /fanfic

Bahahaha, yes please!

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Is it any indication that Zaeed named his favorite weapon with a girl's name?

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Jessie can be male or female.

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Random Jerkface wrote...

Jessie can be male or female.

I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain Zaeed refers to Jessie as "she"

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PrimalEden wrote...

Is it any indication that Zaeed named his favorite weapon with a girl's name?


Ships are named as female too.

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I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain Zaeed refers to Jessie as "she"

Who knows? I was pointing out that "Jessie" is gender-neutral. The pronoun/name used for an inanimate object isn't indicative of sexuality anyway.

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SgtPepper667 wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

Jessie can be male or female.

I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain Zaeed refers to Jessie as "she"


It's clear the gun is transgendered.

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What is the probability that Zaeed is in the closet?


If he is, it's guaranteed that he is the only one getting out alive.

Modifié par TS2Aggie, 14 décembre 2011 - 03:10 .


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He's too manly to be attracted to women.

Plus, my FemShep can certainly testify to Zaeed's steadfast homosexuality.

I don't think Vido's deleted dialogue of "Bend over and take it Zaeed! Here I come!" is entirely rhetorical either.

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 14 décembre 2011 - 03:25 .


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Sylvanpyxie wrote...


He seems angry

He got shot.... In the face.

I'd be angry too, it seems like a perfectly fine reason to be angry after all.


When you're in pain you don't have to be one.

Or were.

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Well as long as Zaeed is that big gudamn hero, he can be as angry and or gay as he wants.

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To OP. Almost certainly not. If Zaeed's gay, I doubt he'd be in the closet about it.

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So, never mentioning a woman == Gay now?

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Stardusk78 wrote...

He just seems like a man who has not come to terms with many things and most of his stories involve comradery or killing things and I have never heard him mention women once. Does anyone else suspect he is in the closet?


Uh, yeah. Totally gay.

/sarcasm.

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Medhia Nox

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I actually didn't use Zaeed in my playthrough - but, I imagine he would be the type of guy that says.

Shepard - I like men and I could kick your ass... do you have a problem with this cause I'll kick your ass right now if we do.

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C9316 wrote...

So, never mentioning a woman == Gay now?


Not necessarily.

But most every other male squaddy mentions a woman, Garrus, Thane, Jacob, all of them talk about women in some capacity.

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I'm sorry, I might have lost myself between the lines dividing the comments but is this thread really about Zaeed being a closeted homosexual?

I wasn't expecting that. I thought he might be "closeted" about something else. One would think that by the way things have been progressing in recent times and how they've progressed in the game's fiction, people living in this (fictional) time would have done away with such snobbish concepts.

I really don't think you need to be afraid of religious fanboys/girls running after you with pitchforks if you're a homosexual or bisexual living in a multispecial, multiracial, multicultural colony in a star system I dunno how many light-years away from the Milky Way our star system *ahem*. I doubt such terms as straight/gay/bi and heterosexual/homosexual/bisexual would even be necessary beyond the medical spectrum of the conversation.

And really? Does Zaeed strike you as someone who'd care what someone else thought of him. *In the sense that this would be the reason why he doesn't talk about his sex life - that Shepard would think poorly of him if he knew Zaeed favored the same sex. That be rubbish, as the English say.

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 14 décembre 2011 - 04:37 .


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C9316 wrote...

So, never mentioning a woman == Gay now?





Actually, it's "having mentioned being in a relationship with an Asari = Gay", now.

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Stardusk78 wrote...

Not necessarily.

But most every other male squaddy mentions a woman, Garrus, Thane, Jacob, all of them talk about women in some capacity.


feliciano2040 wrote...

"There's this asari girl I knew once, good head on her shoulders, sold me out to the Blood Pack, put a sour note on the relationship".

If anything, he is bisexual.



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feliciano2040 wrote...

feliciano2040 wrote...

"There's this asari girl I knew once, good head on her shoulders, sold me out to the Blood Pack, put a sour note on the relationship".

If anything, he is bisexual.




Hm, well that's interesting. What do you label someone who had sex with a member of a species that is asexual?

As a side note: what do you label a straight man who had sex with a gay woman?

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Gabriel Stelinski wrote...

Hm, well that's interesting. What do you label someone who had sex with a member of a species that is asexual?


If it's not a member of his own species? A xenophile? I guess. And asari aren't asexual (well there could be asexual asari I guess) by either definition of the term since they need mindsex to procreate (even though they don't have sexual reproduction... I think I just blew my own mind)

Gabriel Stelinski wrote...

As a side note: what do you label a straight man who had sex with a gay woman?


Either "an assistant in a gay woman's experimentation (result: yep, gay)" or... well, "a rapist" :(

Modifié par Gespenst, 14 décembre 2011 - 05:27 .