Imagine something like this...
You have a favorite burger joint. They have been making delicious burgers for decades and you remember going there since you were a kid.
Your favorite burger they make there, the Dragon Burger, is the bees knees, in your opinion. Its fantastic, its great, you've gone there to eat it a dozen times a dozen times! (That's 144 times, for anyone keeping math). Its got juicy meat, tasty bacon, succulent cheese, all the great toppings... its not perfect, exactly. The bun can get a little soggy and the fries are pretty standard... but that's a small price to pay for an AMAZING burger!
So you hear they are coming out with a new burger. To be specific, a new DRAGON burger. Its going to be meatier, tastier, better than the Dragon burger by far! Don't worry, they've heard about your bun and fry complaints, and will fix everything!
So you show up on the day of the unvelining... only to find things very wrong.
The complaints about the bun and fries? Well, since they were a source of problems, they just got rid of both. The burger is now "naked" and comes with no sides. If you pay extra, you can get some toast.
Also, the burger joint found out that people were allergic to tomatoes, lettuce and other toppings, and others were lactose intolerant to the cheese, so they went ahead and took iff all the toppings. After all, it needs to appeal to more people, so the burger joint can get on the map and spread its glorious burgers to the world.
Alright... but who needs that bun, fry, or toppings crap? Its still the BURGER that counts!
Except the big surprise, the big selling point... its a tofu burger! Tofu can be prepared in a delicious manner, is extremely healthy, it has great benefits and something you would have tried on your own... if only it wasn't labeled as the Dragon Burger, and promised to be meatier!
SO you storm out, confused, angry and still hungry. And you stop at McD's and get a BigMac. The BigMac is a great burger, two all beef patties, special sauce, sesame seed blah, blah, blah... but it doesn't capture your imagination the same way the old Dragon Burger did. You were pulling for that mom-and-pop-shop burger joint and just can't see how they could take your favorite burger and turn it into something that is so far removed from your classic that it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
I even like soy burgers and soy in general. And the soy lovers out there can't understand why people are so angry that just because the burger joint wants to do something unique, healthy and delicious, that people are so riled up. "A soy burger is still a burger, people. Its not that different. Its not like they made it Catfish of Duty platter or anything."
People are upset because we all loved our burger joint. And if they keep putting out soy burgers, it will turn into a hippie cafe, where drastically fewer people will eat, the patrons will constantly be talking about how much they love political struggles and eventually the owner has to close because they can't make any money unless they charge extra for sides that used to come free of charge with the meal.
That's my two cents about the Dragon Burger.
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 15 décembre 2011 - 01:00 .