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[irvm89]

He could finally be able to take his obsession to another level, even with male Shepards.

[Dirgegun]

I always found it kind of awkward how he almost flirts/obsesses in the first game.... and then mentions his wife. >.>;

[Alphia]

I saw the title of this thread and my very first thought was 'Nope'.

[leighzard]

http://t2.gstatic.co...rJJCWnqkrAmUz1Q

[Ghost_of_Trolls_Past]

Conrad's brain would erase the memory of his marriage and wife from his mind the second Shepard suggested anything sexual. Actually, that'd probably happen if Shepard shook his hand.



But yes, this is a good idea. Some people like submissive, worshipping men, after all.

[Saberchic]

irvm89 wrote...

He could finally be able to take his obsession to another level, even with male Shepards.

I actually laughed out loud when I read this. Just picturing Conrad Verner trying to be smooth... dear god!
Oh, the silliness that would ensue...

[Jilinna]

lol, this picture should explain my opinion on it :whistle:



By: Pomponorium

[Saberchic]

Jilinna wrote...

lol, this picture should explain my opinion on it :whistle:

*snip hilarious pic*

By: Pomponorium

Ha! I totally thought of this comic as I read the OP. Jilinna, you are a mind reader!

[SgtPepper667]

Dirgegun wrote...

I always found it kind of awkward how he almost flirts/obsesses in the first game.... and then mentions his wife. >.>;

Especially when he tells FemShep that his wife will be excited when he hangs Shep's picture on the wall. 0.o

[evilpotato]

must.... resist...urge...to....post.......spoilers.........

[Saber Wolf]

Conrad doesn't deserve Shepard.

[Ryzaki]

I'd be pro this

[Creedio]

NO Conrad and I are not together

[BatmanPWNS]

Datas_12 wrote...

Conrad doesn't deserve Shepard.

You mean Shepard doesn't deserve Conrad.

[Aurora313]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Shepley for life!

... and Shega as back-up.

[CptData]

Aurora313 wrote...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Shepley for life!

... and Shega as back-up.

I still have that unpleasant image in my head: m!Shep is showering and has to go for the soap. As soon as he bows down Vega shows up  and ... *beep* ... *censored* ... *not read* ... *beep*.

But as long as it's love ... now get that image out of my head, darnit!

*replaces image with m!Shep bowing down, Conrad behind him and Vega behind Conrad*






Oh and just for the record: I was about going to bed. Now I have that dream again. Hope this time I won't be Shepard again.

Modifié par CptData, 15 décembre 2011 - 11:37 .

[Drone223]

leborum wrote...

http://t2.gstatic.co...rJJCWnqkrAmUz1Q

[Ticktank]

He's not even desired by the S/S lobbyists. The butt pirates don't even want him as a consolation prize. How pathetic is that?

[Jilinna]

Saberchic wrote...

Jilinna wrote...

lol, this picture should explain my opinion on it :whistle:

*snip hilarious pic*

By: Pomponorium

Ha! I totally thought of this comic as I read the OP. Jilinna, you are a mind reader!

Hehe glad I wasn't the only one thinking about this comic
And haha yes it was like a raven-esque vision moment



EDIT: I kinda want to meet Conrad Verner's Wife in ME3... if he ever really had one

Modifié par Jilinna, 16 décembre 2011 - 01:28 .

[Bekkael]

Conrad just needs to take his meds.

[Annihilator27]

Lmfao, Well I guess shooting him in the foot was kinky.

[cactusberry]

I think this is an amazing idea.

[Wynne]

Creedio wrote...

NO Conrad and I are not together [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/blushing.png[/smilie]

Best reference ever.

SgtPepper667 wrote...

Dirgegun wrote...

I always found it kind of awkward how he almost flirts/obsesses in the first game.... and then mentions his wife. >.>;

Especially when he tells FemShep that his wife will be excited when he hangs Shep's picture on the wall. 0.o

*lol* OMG, yes! I found that to be hilarious.

I'm not really in favor of Conrad as a romance option--unless he's divorced and changed a whole lot; maybe if he did the whole Shepards charity thing you could bang him once, out of sympathy--but if he isn't divorced, then I DO still want his obsession with "the beautiful Commander Shepard" to continue. He is such a complete stalkerish dork, but... I've grown so strangely fond of him. Jeff Page is so great at making him alternately sort of harmlessly creepy, puppyish, and hysterically funny.

The sound of his voice when you shoot him in the foot!  And the happiness when you tell him he helped if you couldn't bear to break his little heart... "I did?"

Aww, Conrad. I do love you. C'mere, you silly shmuck.

Modifié par Wynne, 24 janvier 2012 - 11:24 .

[Collider]

Conrad doesn't actually have a wife.

[Eshaye]

Collider wrote...

Conrad doesn't actually have a wife.

Hmmmm I've never been able to find who Conrad actually is, I've seen it posted on the forums for many years, where can you actually read/hear/see that?