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Police arrested a man who allegedly assaulted three people with a blue light saber at a Hayden Island Toys R Us Wednesday night.

A 9-1-1 caller reported the incident about 9:50 p.m. and said the man was inside the store, 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, swinging the "Star Wars" weapon of choice at customers, said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a spokesman for the Portland Police Bureau. While the caller was on the phone, the man then left the store — light saber in hand — and walked out to the parking lot.

Officers tried to arrest the man, but he kept swinging the light saber at them, Simpson said. One tried to use his Taser on the suspect but the device didn't work.

Another officer used his Taser and made contact, but the man knocked one of the wires away with the light saber.

The officers finally arrested the man after grabbing him and pinning him to the ground. The suspect, identified only as a 33-year-old Hillsboro man, was treated by medics at the scene and taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation. He faces "several criminal charges" after he is evaluated, Simpson said.

None of the victims of the light saber assault needed medical attention, Simpson said.

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Lmao at this one. :lol:

Modifié par Gunderic, 16 décembre 2011 - 05:57 .


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Il Divo

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"This constant oppression of the Jedi is intolerable."

My favorite comment posted.

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If you're going to fight a Jedi gone rogue, a taser isn't going to cut it. I suspect they must've used some kind of Jedi Mind Trick: "These are not the toys you're looking for." If it ever ended up on YouTube, I wouldn't be surprised to see the view count skyrocket.

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Fall to the darkside he did, fast and easy path. Jedi he is no more.

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"There is no emotion, there is peace." "There is no passion, there is serenity." "There is no chaos, there is harmony."

This man is no Jedi. He is Sith! Surely a true Jedi would not violate three of the Code's five tenets! :P

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Gunderic wrote...

Police arrested a man who allegedly assaulted three people with a blue light saber at a Hayden Island Toys R Us Wednesday night.

A 9-1-1 caller reported the incident about 9:50 p.m. and said the man was inside the store, 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, swinging the "Star Wars" weapon of choice at customers, said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a spokesman for the Portland Police Bureau. While the caller was on the phone, the man then left the store — light saber in hand — and walked out to the parking lot.

Officers tried to arrest the man, but he kept swinging the light saber at them, Simpson said. One tried to use his Taser on the suspect but the device didn't work.

Another officer used his Taser and made contact, but the man knocked one of the wires away with the light saber.

The officers finally arrested the man after grabbing him and pinning him to the ground. The suspect, identified only as a 33-year-old Hillsboro man, was treated by medics at the scene and taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation. He faces "several criminal charges" after he is evaluated, Simpson said.

None of the victims of the light saber assault needed medical attention, Simpson said.

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Lmao at this one. :lol:


Lmao, thats hilarious.  :lol::lol:

Modifié par TheDaniellasaur, 16 décembre 2011 - 06:10 .


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Jedi Ninja

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LOL it wasnt me

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HiddenKING

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I don't remember Toys R Us sellin quality lightsabers.

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Gunderic wrote...
None of the victims of the light saber assault needed medical attention, Simpson said.


Was that because the wounds were cauterized by the Light Sabre?

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Sad times, these are.

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C9316

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So this is what Hayden Christensen has going for him these days...

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syllogi

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Dude needs to move to a PvP server if he wants to act like that.

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LMAO, those cops are noobs you need hundreds of thousands of volts of electricity to bring down a Jedi, Palpatine could of told them... Lol

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I have to say, I didn't expect even EA marketing to go for such odd viral marketing tactics. :P

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It sounds like this guy is either severely mentally ill, or was on some really hard drugs... or both.

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I always wondered what happened to the Star Wars kid.


Modifié par Han Shot First, 18 décembre 2011 - 10:02 .


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Pure gold, the story and the comments.

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Han Shot First wrote...

I always wondered what happened to the Star Wars kid.


lol thats the first thing i thought of when i read it

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These are not the toys you are looking for.

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Rockworm503 wrote...

These are not the toys you are looking for.


+1

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Gunderic wrote...
Another officer used his Taser and made contact, but the man knocked one of the wires away with the light saber.

I wonder what the officer thought when that happened.

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Wait he hit people with a toy lightsaber....and people called assualt on that?....they also used Force lightn.....I'm sorry a Taser on him for that....

Wow if thats the extent of crime people can take before the cops are called there, I so can be a super villian. And win.

I don't know if I should call them all ****** for not picking up a red light saber and dueling him in the store,

Or the fact the cops were too chicken **** to tackle a guy who was armed with a toy.

Reguardless I have this to say to both...

America What the Hell?

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 décembre 2011 - 01:53 .


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 Rogue Jedi on the rampage? This looks like a job for..

Image IPB

Modifié par slimgrin, 18 décembre 2011 - 02:03 .


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KenKenpachi

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Ugh that right there points to with the above story that Portland is putting crazy juice in the water.

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Two tasers didn't work, so the force was strong with him. Wonder if he was just attacking siths or just normal people.