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I want to have homosexual intercourse with Sebastian Vael


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FaWa

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BioWare finally manages to create an attractive, non-terrorist, non-anime, character that is somewhat likable. 
And as if BioWare decided to taunt us, he turns out to be a prude caflunker and the only non-bi LI.
Why couldn't Fenris be the straight one? I'm pretty sure gay people aren't capable of being that unlikable anyway. He can run back to whatever anime-land he came from. He's not welcome. 
Sebastion also has a fear of sex in the first place. Like, what? Alistair didn't mind. At least I could mod DAO and make him gay. But Seb........

I can not describe my frustrations.

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Since I'm assuming this is a troll post, this thread is now about Carl Sagan.

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Think he'd be a mage? Where would his sympathies lay? I'm pretty sure he'd be pro-magic. Or at least not really a big Chantry-stiffles-things fan. 

Modifié par Kawamura, 19 décembre 2011 - 03:45 .


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ladyofpayne

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I'd pay to see that.

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Nightdragon8

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good counterpart to those who wanted to romance avline but wasn't allowed to. so your stuck :P

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Knight of Dane

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I don't think any companions get to not being wanted for romance, hell, i even remember a few having the hots for Wynne and Oghren.

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FaWa wrote...

Why couldn't Fenris be the straight one? I'm pretty sure gay people aren't capable of being that unlikable anyway.


TROLOLOLOL

By the way, Fenris is bisexual.  But his likeability has nothing to do with his sexual preference.

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Anyone who lusts after Sebastian should prepare to feel frustrated. No one is getting any kind of sexual intercourse with him, homosexual or otherwise.

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Heck, you don't even get a hug. I mean, c'mon!

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As I have yet to play a female Hawke, Sebastian being a love interest seems more like a rumor.

With everyone else being bi-sexual, why is the Prince of Starkhaven the only exception?

Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.

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You can't even have heterosexual intercourse with Sebastian, let alone the other kind. :lol:

Modifié par thats1evildude, 19 décembre 2011 - 06:22 .


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Lukas Kristjanson

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Arthur Cousland wrote...
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.


Ha! Oh that would go real well.

Aveline: "Let me get this straight. You two are going to make my choice for me by punching each other in the face and I get the winner? Are you baboons? Because you're making me choose the brightest ass."
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FaWa wrote...


Sebastion also has a fear of sex in the first place.
I can not describe my frustrations.


  • Sebastian: I used to be like you, you know.
  • Isabela: You used to be a woman?
  • Sebastian: No!
  • Isabela: That explains a lot.
  • Sebastian: My family put me in the Chantry because I was giving them a bad name.
  • Sebastian: It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I found peace. I found a purpose.
  • Sebastian: Before I came here, I used to be out to all hours, drinking and whoring. I didn't believe in anything except my own pleasure.
  • Isabela: Why couldn't I have met you then?
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I don't see any FEAR from Sebastian, he took a vow to be a brother and as a brother he can't have relations, am surprise Fhawke can marry him in the first place, what will the chantry said about that?.. even if is a platonic relation I don't see that relation lasting long or the chantry allowing him to continue such a relation in the first place.. I don't have any clue where this.. choice? is going to end up, is so many inconsistency in this game that if you follow one you'll end up screaming for hours.. many of this.. things.. don't make sense at all.. is like someone put a bunch of dialog together without checking the game lore or checking out if it made any sense at all. rofl.

Anyway, I made a Bi character Ariane:
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Is more than nothing:P

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Maria Caliban

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Lukas Kristjanson wrote...

Arthur Cousland wrote...
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.


Ha! Oh that would go real well.

Aveline: "Let me get this straight. You two are going to make my choice for me by punching each other in the face and I get the winner? Are you baboons? Because you're making me choose the brightest ass."

It's a bonding ritual. Donnic and Hawke end up black and blue and drunk at the local tavern.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Lukas Kristjanson wrote...

Arthur Cousland wrote...
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.


Ha! Oh that would go real well.

Aveline: "Let me get this straight. You two are going to make my choice for me by punching each other in the face and I get the winner? Are you baboons? Because you're making me choose the brightest ass."

It's a bonding ritual. Donnic and Hawke end up black and blue and drunk at the local tavern.


And then in bed together, with Aveline forever alone.

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Maria Caliban

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Donnic already shot my Hawke down. No way he's getting a second chance.

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Haha, I'd completely forgotten you could do that.

(Man, I just love that entire quest line. :))

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Well, not making Sebastian bi was kind of silly from a marketing point of view. If he'd been bi, I'd have bought him. But he's not, so I didn't.

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The things I want but don't get happen because BioWare doesn't understand the bottom line. The things I get but don't want happen because EAWare is a soulless mega-corporation that caters to the Call of Duty players instead of REAL RPG fans like myself.

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Well, my Hawke wanted to engage in heterosexual intercourse with Sebastian Vael, and she didn't get what she wanted either.

The moral of DA2: life sucks and then you disappear into a shadowy void.

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motomotogirl wrote...

Well, not making Sebastian bi was kind of silly from a marketing point of view. If he'd been bi, I'd have bought him. But he's not, so I didn't.

Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.

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Seb, "drinking and wh*ring" back in the day?! I just don't see it. :|

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Maria Caliban

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Knight of Dane wrote...

Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.

Phone sex operators need to pay bills too, buddy.

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Knight of Dane wrote...

Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.


Um, that doesn't make sense?  The game is a product, so everything about it is "marketed" to an audience in some way or another.  That includes the romance options.  

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motomotogirl wrote...

Knight of Dane wrote...

Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.


Um, that doesn't make sense?  The game is a product, so everything about it is "marketed" to an audience in some way or another.  That includes the romance options.  

Of course, but highlighting sexuality as in ******/bi/hetrosexual brings just as many annoyed sighs as releived sighs.

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Knight of Dane wrote...

motomotogirl wrote...

Knight of Dane wrote...

Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.


Um, that doesn't make sense?  The game is a product, so everything about it is "marketed" to an audience in some way or another.  That includes the romance options.  

Of course, but highlighting sexuality as in ******/bi/hetrosexual brings just as many annoyed sighs as releived sighs.


Then people who think it's horribly wrong can just choose to not pursue the romantic interests. I mean...a catholic priest goes and looks at some porn and then complains that porn exists...

Don't like it, don't look at it. Don't want romance options, don't go down the romance path. It'll leave the game feeling a little empty. Kinda like how someone's life might feel without loved ones.