I want to have homosexual intercourse with Sebastian Vael
#1
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 03:32
And as if BioWare decided to taunt us, he turns out to be a prude caflunker and the only non-bi LI.
Why couldn't Fenris be the straight one? I'm pretty sure gay people aren't capable of being that unlikable anyway. He can run back to whatever anime-land he came from. He's not welcome.
Sebastion also has a fear of sex in the first place. Like, what? Alistair didn't mind. At least I could mod DAO and make him gay. But Seb........
I can not describe my frustrations.
#2
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 03:44

Think he'd be a mage? Where would his sympathies lay? I'm pretty sure he'd be pro-magic. Or at least not really a big Chantry-stiffles-things fan.
Modifié par Kawamura, 19 décembre 2011 - 03:45 .
#3
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 08:18
#4
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 08:23
#5
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 12:13
#6
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 04:35
FaWa wrote...
Why couldn't Fenris be the straight one? I'm pretty sure gay people aren't capable of being that unlikable anyway.
TROLOLOLOL
By the way, Fenris is bisexual. But his likeability has nothing to do with his sexual preference.
#7
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 04:55
#8
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 05:42
#9
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 05:53
With everyone else being bi-sexual, why is the Prince of Starkhaven the only exception?
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.
#10
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 06:20
Modifié par thats1evildude, 19 décembre 2011 - 06:22 .
#11
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 07:06
Arthur Cousland wrote...
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.
Ha! Oh that would go real well.
Aveline: "Let me get this straight. You two are going to make my choice for me by punching each other in the face and I get the winner? Are you baboons? Because you're making me choose the brightest ass."
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#12
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 07:51
FaWa wrote...
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Sebastion also has a fear of sex in the first place.
I can not describe my frustrations.
- Sebastian: I used to be like you, you know.
- Isabela: You used to be a woman?
- Sebastian: No!
- Isabela: That explains a lot.
- Sebastian: My family put me in the Chantry because I was giving them a bad name.
- Sebastian: It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I found peace. I found a purpose.
- Sebastian: Before I came here, I used to be out to all hours, drinking and whoring. I didn't believe in anything except my own pleasure.
- Isabela: Why couldn't I have met you then?
I don't see any FEAR from Sebastian, he took a vow to be a brother and as a brother he can't have relations, am surprise Fhawke can marry him in the first place, what will the chantry said about that?.. even if is a platonic relation I don't see that relation lasting long or the chantry allowing him to continue such a relation in the first place.. I don't have any clue where this.. choice? is going to end up, is so many inconsistency in this game that if you follow one you'll end up screaming for hours.. many of this.. things.. don't make sense at all.. is like someone put a bunch of dialog together without checking the game lore or checking out if it made any sense at all. rofl.
Anyway, I made a Bi character Ariane:


Is more than nothing:P
#13
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 09:19
It's a bonding ritual. Donnic and Hawke end up black and blue and drunk at the local tavern.Lukas Kristjanson wrote...
Arthur Cousland wrote...
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.
Ha! Oh that would go real well.
Aveline: "Let me get this straight. You two are going to make my choice for me by punching each other in the face and I get the winner? Are you baboons? Because you're making me choose the brightest ass."
#14
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 09:25
Maria Caliban wrote...
It's a bonding ritual. Donnic and Hawke end up black and blue and drunk at the local tavern.Lukas Kristjanson wrote...
Arthur Cousland wrote...
Yes, it was frustrating having Aveline completely ignore my Hawke's continual flirting and choose Donnic. I wish Hawke and Donnic could duel it out for her love. How romantic.
Ha! Oh that would go real well.
Aveline: "Let me get this straight. You two are going to make my choice for me by punching each other in the face and I get the winner? Are you baboons? Because you're making me choose the brightest ass."
And then in bed together, with Aveline forever alone.
#15
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 09:32
#16
Posté 19 décembre 2011 - 09:36
(Man, I just love that entire quest line.
#17
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 05:42
#18
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 06:20
#19
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 08:38
The moral of DA2: life sucks and then you disappear into a shadowy void.
#20
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 09:53
Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.motomotogirl wrote...
Well, not making Sebastian bi was kind of silly from a marketing point of view. If he'd been bi, I'd have bought him. But he's not, so I didn't.
#21
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 10:37
#22
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 11:39
Phone sex operators need to pay bills too, buddy.Knight of Dane wrote...
Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.
#23
Posté 20 décembre 2011 - 11:45
Knight of Dane wrote...
Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.
Um, that doesn't make sense? The game is a product, so everything about it is "marketed" to an audience in some way or another. That includes the romance options.
#24
Posté 21 décembre 2011 - 02:26
Of course, but highlighting sexuality as in ******/bi/hetrosexual brings just as many annoyed sighs as releived sighs.motomotogirl wrote...
Knight of Dane wrote...
Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.
Um, that doesn't make sense? The game is a product, so everything about it is "marketed" to an audience in some way or another. That includes the romance options.
#25
Posté 21 décembre 2011 - 02:49
Knight of Dane wrote...
Of course, but highlighting sexuality as in ******/bi/hetrosexual brings just as many annoyed sighs as releived sighs.motomotogirl wrote...
Knight of Dane wrote...
Sexuality shouldn't be marketed altogether.
Um, that doesn't make sense? The game is a product, so everything about it is "marketed" to an audience in some way or another. That includes the romance options.
Then people who think it's horribly wrong can just choose to not pursue the romantic interests. I mean...a catholic priest goes and looks at some porn and then complains that porn exists...
Don't like it, don't look at it. Don't want romance options, don't go down the romance path. It'll leave the game feeling a little empty. Kinda like how someone's life might feel without loved ones.





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