[quote]BrennaCeDria wrote...
Technically it's not me, it's this prompt generator. [/quote]
I don't care, you are the one who posts this:
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Eamon/Oghren and "too close for comfort" - presented w/o comment[/quote]
*dies while laughing* Oh well, at least I died with a smile on my face.
[quote]Corker wrote...
[quote]BrennaCeDria wrote...
Edit:
Sebastian Vael/ Varric Tethras and "once more, with feeling"OMG someone please write this nao!
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He never should have asked the dwarf to get involved.
"Varric," Sebastian said through his teeth, "this is a
liturgical drama, not a tawdry dockside show."
"Of
course it is," Varric replied breezily. "Everyone's entirely on-board with that. You got me to take out the chase scene and the fireballs, didn't you?"
"I thought we had agreed to cast
Hawke as Andraste."
"Well, see, there's a problem with that, seeing as the Champion is also the most famous apostate in Kirkwall. People might take that the wrong way." Varric shrugged, as if confounded by the darn unreasonableness ofthose people. "Andraste the mage? That's some heresy there."
"But..."
"And Andraste was a great war-leader, right? She'd know her way around a blade."
"Varric --" The sudden appearance of a white-clad figure, at the top of the Chantry's stairs, head bowed and hands clasped in prayer, interrupted Sebastian, .
It honestly took Sebastian a moment to recognize Isabela. Her signature gaudy jewelry was gone; her hair was tucked into a neat queue behind her head, and she was covered neck to toe in flowing white robes. Deliberately, she lifted her head from her attitude of prayer and intoned, "
Magic was meant to serve man, not to rule over him."
Sebastian gaped. Varric nudged him. "See?"
"And so I decree," Isabela continued, voice raising, eyes lifting skyward, "that all mages shall learn the electricity trick and use it frequently!"
"Damn it, Rivaini!"
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Not what I expected but goood. Andraste the Apostate. That's some blasphemy, I tell ya.
Modifié par ColorMeSuprised, 30 janvier 2012 - 03:16 .