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How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?

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Posté 28 décembre 2011 - 10:31

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naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.


Hahahaha, classic.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 12:09

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naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.


I'll admit, I lol'd.

But I'm pretty sure her feelings are legit. Started with a fascination with just his mind, but then developed into something more.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 06:43

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naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.


She might not be a pysical virgin, only a 'mind-sex' virgin. (The things that come up on these forums; never cease to amaze me.)

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 06:45

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Yuqi wrote...

She might not be a pysical virgin, only a 'mind-sex' virgin. (The things that come up on these forums; never cease to amaze me.)

I'm pretty sure that she admits in-game to being one.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 06:52

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Her main reason for being INTERESTED was the prothean beacon. However, over time (in those countless days of interplanetary travel when nothing happened for us players) she came to appreciate Shepard for being Shepard, thus becoming the newest member of the Shepardsexual club.


How do you know she appreciates him over time?


Probably the same way Tali does.

Merely being in his presence makes her moist.


This times 1000.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 06:53

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Liara's love is faker than Miri's breasts.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:06

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naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.


Yes but all the romances are like that

Garrus: You're my only friend in the world
Shep: Let's have sex
Garrus: I don't want to lose our friendship and I'm so confused
Shep: ...Reach and flexibility mofo.

Thane: I'm still lost in the memories of my dead wife. Also I'm dying. Siha.
Shepard: What's that mean? Never mind, you sexy badass assassin, lets have sex
Thane: You make me feel alive
Shepard: Yeah I'm awesome. Now I need to lick you again.

Miranda: I'm the perfect woman but  I have achieved nothing. 
Shepard: You are beautiful and intelligent.
Miranda: Really? Lets have sex.
Shepard: Ok

Ashley: I just want to restore my family name, and read poetry.
Shepard: I don't hold your family name against you, and love poetry too.
Ashley: Lets have sex Skipper
Shepard: Ok

So, ehhh....

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:07

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Some kids here need to realize that quoting pony pictures isn't the best way to appear hip, socially cool or awesome.

But I understand. When I was 11 years old, I too felt the need to fit and be accepted.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:12

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Yuqi wrote...

She might not be a pysical virgin, only a 'mind-sex' virgin. (The things that come up on these forums; never cease to amaze me.)

I'm pretty sure that she admits in-game to being one.


Really? She never said it explicity. I'm pretty sure she is only a mind-sex virgin.

What is with the my little pony pictures recently. Is it some new fad?

Modifié par Yuqi, 29 décembre 2011 - 07:13 .

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:15

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Yuqi wrote...


Really? She never said it explicity. I'm pretty sure she is only a mind-sex virgin.

What is with the my little pony pictures recently. Is it some new fad internet cancer?


Fixed.

Yup.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:21

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Ticktank wrote...

Some kids here need to realize that quoting pony pictures isn't the best way to appear hip, socially cool or awesome.

But I understand. When I was 11 years old, I too felt the need to fit and be accepted.

Unschuld wrote...

Yuqi wrote...


Really? She never said it explicity. I'm pretty sure she is only a mind-sex virgin.

What is with the my little pony pictures recently. Is it some new fad internet cancer?


Fixed.

Yup.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:24

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

*something about haters hating*


Hate? No.

I just fail to understand why there's anything appealing to it outside of the intended target audience. Seems to be just another fad.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:27

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HolyAvenger wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.


Yes but all the romances are like that

Garrus: You're my only friend in the world
Shep: Let's have sex
Garrus: I don't want to lose our friendship and I'm so confused
Shep: ...Reach and flexibility mofo.

Thane: I'm still lost in the memories of my dead wife. Also I'm dying. Siha.
Shepard: What's that mean? Never mind, you sexy badass assassin, lets have sex
Thane: You make me feel alive
Shepard: Yeah I'm awesome. Now I need to lick you again.

Miranda: I'm the perfect woman but  I have achieved nothing. 
Shepard: You are beautiful and intelligent.
Miranda: Really? Lets have sex.
Shepard: Ok

Ashley: I just want to restore my family name, and read poetry.
Shepard: I don't hold your family name against you, and love poetry too.
Ashley: Lets have sex Skipper
Shepard: Ok

So, ehhh....


This is one of the funniest post ive seen in a long time.:D

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:28

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Unschuld wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

*something about haters hating*


Hate? No.

I just fail to understand why there's anything appealing to it outside of the intended target audience. Seems to be just another fad.

Because it's actually a good show, perhaps?

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:31

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Unschuld wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

*something about haters hating*


Hate? No.

I just fail to understand why there's anything appealing to it outside of the intended target audience. Seems to be just another fad.


He's just a kid just physically past the age of 20 (I'm guessing) and yearning for social acceptance and cool points (i.e. likes in a facebook posting).

I mean, now and then he'd resort to mimicing a retarded poster here just to appear cute. You know, the one who ends stuff with 'tbh'. In fact, after reading this, I'm quite sure Cthulhu42's going to do just that.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:32

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

Seriously. Shepard's sex aura outsexes Billy Dee Williams.


NOBODY. outsexes Billy Dee Williams. NOBODY.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:33

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Because it's actually a good show, perhaps?


I'd say that's rather subjective.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:37

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Ticktank wrote...

I mean, now and then he'd resort to mimicing a retarded poster here just to appear cute. You know, the one who ends stuff with 'tbh'. In fact, after reading this, I'm quite sure Cthulhu42's going to do just that.


akshully aye cud c myself doing da sam thing jus 4 annoyanc factur n genral derpy fun tbh

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:39

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Unschuld wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Because it's actually a good show, perhaps?


I'd say that's rather subjective.

Okay; it appeals to me because it's a good show, IMO.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:53

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Unschuld wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

*something about haters hating*


Hate? No.

I just fail to understand why there's anything appealing to it outside of the intended target audience. Seems to be just another fad.


the 'over nine-thousand' fad, I get. This pony thing..uhm no..

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 10:03

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@Ticktank: my my, seems someone's a bit frustrated here and needs to vent that by saying retarded things about others without looking at himself first. Great going, sir.
@all of the other pony haters: well, you guys can keep on hating for all I know. I just find it funny how you all judge a show based on prejudices and without having even seen at least a few episodes of it. It equals all the retarded whining about a game that isn't even published yet on these forums, just hilarious!

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 10:07

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

@Ticktank: my my, seems someone's a bit frustrated here and needs to vent that by saying retarded things about others without looking at himself first. Great going, sir.
@all of the other pony haters: well, you guys can keep on hating for all I know. I just find it funny how you all judge a show based on prejudices and without having even seen at least a few episodes of it. It equals all the retarded whining about a game that isn't even published yet on these forums, just hilarious!

I like this human, she understands.

Modifié par Cthulhu42, 29 décembre 2011 - 10:35 .

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 10:11

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

@Ticktank: my my, seems someone's a bit frustrated here and needs to vent that by saying retarded things about others without looking at himself first. Great going, sir.


Your son needs to stand up for himself, Ivandra. Stop shielding Cthulhu42 and let him grow up.

Then again, if he wasn't so quick as to declare his intentions to ignore me, he'd probably be trying by now. Guess he's put himself in in quite a bind, one that a pony-quote ain't gonna solve so easily.

And just for the record, mother of Talimancer, I have no issues with MLP. At least not yet.

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 10:33

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@Ticktank: Oh my, such charming use of language! You flatter me, dear sir. Maybe you should tell Auntie Iva what's bothering you? Come come, it will all be fine!

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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 10:39

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naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.

 Thanks for the laugh! :lol::crying:=]-_-

More azure please!
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