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[Ravensword]

Double_02 wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.

 Thanks for the laugh!

More azure please!

That's how the romances in the ME series work.

[AgitatedLemon]

Ravensword wrote...

Double_02 wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.

 Thanks for the laugh!

More azure please!

That's how the romances in the ME series work.

I'll be completely non-biased-ly honest.

I think Miranda's is pretty sincere, not just "HAI U HAWT WE DOO EET NAO?"

[CptData]

Miranda is more or less like that:

Shep: Have a minute?
Miri: Sure. Lets talk about my perfect genes. *camera shows DAT ASS*
Shep: Uhh okay. Anything else?
Miri: Help me with my sister, Shepard!
Shep: Okay.
Miri: Thank you. Lets get it on.
Shep: Sister saved. Talk to her.
Miri: Okay.
Shep: Mission done. Anything else?
Miri: Yes. Lets talk about my perfect genes.
Shep: I like you. And was nice to you to get you in my bunk.
Miri: You ass. Sex?
Shep: Sex!

^^

Modifié par CptData, 29 décembre 2011 - 11:55 .

[AgitatedLemon]

CptData wrote...

Miranda is more or less like that:

Shep: Have a minute?
Miri: Sure. Lets talk about my perfect genes. *camera shows DAT ASS*
Shep: Uhh okay. Anything else?
Miri: Help me with my sister, Shepard!
Shep: Okay.
Miri: Thank you. Lets get it on.
Shep: Sister saved. Talk to her.
Miri: Okay.
Shep: Mission done. Anything else?
Miri: Yes. Lets talk about my perfect genes.
Shep: I like you. And was nice to you to get you in my bunk.
Miri: You ass. Sex?
Shep: Sex!

^^

[AgitatedLemon]

On topic to the OP (I don't think I gave a serious input yet): I'd say it's sincere (If romanced), but also very creepy and stalker-ish (If not)

[CptData]

Agitated: I hope you know I was joking ;-)
Could do that for every character I like. ^^

[Ticktank]

Nothing on Tali? Why? Scared of morbidly obese Talimancers? Just expose them to sunlight.

Tali: I like you.
Shepard: Ok. Guess I should like you back.
Tali: Help daddy. Then I suckysucky 5 dollah.
Shepard: Done. Taking mask off.
Tali: No no no no no...not scared anymore. YEEHAW
Shepard: WTF

[AgitatedLemon]

CptData wrote...

Agitated: I hope you know I was joking ;-)
Could do that for every character I like. ^^

Oh.

You have to admit though, that video I linked highlight's Miranda's positive traits very well.

[CptData]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CptData wrote...

Agitated: I hope you know I was joking ;-)
Could do that for every character I like. ^^

Oh.

You have to admit though, that video I linked highlight's Miranda's positive traits very well.

Hey, I'd never say something really negative against Miranda. I like her. She's on my list of characters I want back on the Normandy in ME3. She won't come back, I know, but I'd do anything to get her back. Except kicking Ash off my ship ^^

[AgitatedLemon]

CptData wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

CptData wrote...

Agitated: I hope you know I was joking ;-)
Could do that for every character I like. ^^

Oh.

You have to admit though, that video I linked highlight's Miranda's positive traits very well.

Hey, I'd never say something really negative against Miranda. I like her. She's on my list of characters I want back on the Normandy in ME3. She won't come back, I know, but I'd do anything to get her back. Except kicking Ash off my ship ^^

Me too.

I'll admit though, if I had to make a choice to save either of them, I'd choose Miranda. Nothing against Ash, I just like Miri more.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 29 décembre 2011 - 12:28 .

[HolyAvenger]

I think Tali's goes more like:

Tali: Shepard, I've hero-worshipped you since the Citadel. I'm totally hot for you.
Shep: Cool, I like you too.
Tali: We should totally have sex, despite the fact I could die/seriously get sick
Shep: Ok
Tali: Worth it.

[MegaBadExample]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Her main reason for being INTERESTED was the prothean beacon. However, over time (in those countless days of interplanetary travel when nothing happened for us players) she came to appreciate Shepard for being Shepard, thus becoming the newest member of the Shepardsexual club.

How do you know she appreciates him over time?

Probably the same way Tali does.

Merely being in his presence makes her moist.

LOOOOOOOL

[AgitatedLemon]

HolyAvenger wrote...

I think Tali's goes more like:

Tali: Shepard, I've hero-worshipped you since the Citadel. I'm totally hot for you.
Shep: Cool, I like you too.
Tali: We should totally have sex, despite the fact I could die/seriously get sick
Shep: Ok
Tali: Worth it.

Shepard's thoughts: I'm not even gonna use protection!

[Ticktank]

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

@Ticktank: Oh my, such charming use of language! You flatter me, dear sir. Maybe you should tell Auntie Iva what's bothering you? Come come, it will all be fine!

Oooh no ma'am I know where this is going. You're going to ask me to come into your room for a lecture, and you'll be on the bed pulling up your stockings when I open the door. I've watched that movie.


....leave me alone.  Its just your son Cthulhu42 I'm picking on.

[shepskisaac]

Ticktank, don't you have new wet underage vagina pics to draw? Your talent's wasting while you're spending time writing one moronic post after another

Modifié par IsaacShep, 29 décembre 2011 - 02:51 .

[Ticktank]

Gotta take little breaks in between though, and let that Cintiq cool down now and then. And I don't like drawing hentai for the sake of it. Subject's gotta at least interest me a little, or if I get paid.

And well, thanks but I have no talent. Photoshop and the undo button are the ultimate 'artist' cheat codes of this century, and I spam them shamelessly. Michaelangelo would be pissed.

Modifié par Ticktank, 29 décembre 2011 - 03:14 .

[Kid Buu]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Double_02 wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...

"How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?"

Mass Effect: Liara Romance Abridged

Liara: Shepard, your mind was touched by a Prothean beacon and you're alive! May I mindrape you and see?
Shepard: Sure, g'head.
Liara: Oh my Commander, my azure is wet. Want to take my virginity?
Shepard: Sure.

 Thanks for the laugh!

More azure please!

That's how the romances in the ME series work.

I'll be completely non-biased-ly honest.

I think Miranda's is pretty sincere, not just "HAI U HAWT WE DOO EET NAO?"

I loled.

[AgitatedLemon]

Sofia Lamb wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Ticktank, don't you have new wet underage vagina pics to draw? Your talent's wasting while you're spending time writing one moronic post after another

I am sure Splash Woman will always be there. In his heart.

Splash woman is a robot master though, not an underage girl.

[Dariustwinblade]

As genuine as every other LI.

[BatmanPWNS]

Every romance in ME is pretty bad, they're all like;

MaleShep: Hi
Female: Thanks for the help, I like you
MaleShep: *Gasp* No way!
Female: Sex?
*Sex*

FemShep on the other hand

FemShep: I like you
Male: *Gasp* I am not worthy enough for you
FemShep: Too bad!
*Sex*

[BlueMagitek]

You all are forgetting Mordin's epic romance.

Shepard: Hey Mordin, what's up?
Mordin: Shepard, while I am flattered, I'm afraid I'm not into humans, sorry.
Shepard: What? o_o
Mordin: It's alright, if I was into humans, I'd tap you in a moment. =D
Shepard: ...okay then.

[Seboist]

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Every romance in ME is pretty bad, they're all like;

MaleShep: Hi
Female: Thanks for the help, I like you
MaleShep: *Gasp* No way!
Female: Sex?
*Sex*

FemShep on the other hand

FemShep: I like you
Male: *Gasp* I am not worthy enough for you
FemShep: Too bad!
*Sex*

Fans of ME's "romances" sure have very low standards.

[android654]

I think it's clearly disingenuous to say that her love is natural or formulaic as humans know it to be. She, much like Tali, have a hero worshiping complex when it comes to Shepard. That level of idolizing isn't something that's attributed to a relationship. Its clear that either they're incapable of comprehending the concept of love, or they're more accurately acting like a child with a crush on a movie star or an adult who's seemingly perfect in their eyes.

[Seboist]

android654 wrote...

I think it's clearly disingenuous to say that her love is natural or formulaic as humans know it to be. She, much like Tali, have a hero worshiping complex when it comes to Shepard. That level of idolizing isn't something that's attributed to a relationship. Its clear that either they're incapable of comprehending the concept of love, or they're more accurately acting like a child with a crush on a movie star or an adult who's seemingly perfect in their eyes.

The whole Tali "romance" plays out like Shepard scoring a fawning groupie for the night who's concerned about catching an STD.