Best romance?BlueMagitek wrote...
You all are forgetting Mordin's epic romance.
Shepard: Hey Mordin, what's up?
Mordin: Shepard, while I am flattered, I'm afraid I'm not into humans, sorry.
Shepard: What? o_o
Mordin: It's alright, if I was into humans, I'd tap you in a moment. =D
Shepard: ...okay then.
How genuine is Liara's love for Shephard?
#76
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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:27
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#77
Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 07:30
Seboist wrote...
android654 wrote...
I think it's clearly disingenuous to say that her love is natural or formulaic as humans know it to be. She, much like Tali, have a hero worshiping complex when it comes to Shepard. That level of idolizing isn't something that's attributed to a relationship. Its clear that either they're incapable of comprehending the concept of love, or they're more accurately acting like a child with a crush on a movie star or an adult who's seemingly perfect in their eyes.
The whole Tali "romance" plays out like Shepard scoring a fawning groupie for the night who's concerned about catching an STD.
Yes, very naive on both counts. Actually Tali's romance isn't that far removed from Liara's in ME1. Also, the fact that they act and behave so innocent and either touch on their fear of stds or losing their virginity makes your Shepard seem like he's taking advantage of some teenage girl with a crush. I'm glad LOTSB gave her personality a belated maturing it needed, but she still has some ways to go before she's feels like an adult.
#78
Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 11:05
Sofia Lamb wrote...
IsaacShep wrote...
Ticktank, don't you have new wet underage vagina pics to draw? Your talent's wasting while you're spending time writing one moronic post after another
I am sure Splash Woman will always be there. In his heart.
Sigh lady and man who wishes to be a lady. No need to get all bloody between the legs just because I won't draw yaoi, gay sex or naked Joker pics for you. Stuff which by your logic are close to your heart. Pity your husbands.
BTW the bleeding part was just a wild guess. I apologize if you're menopausing, or if you're infertile. Didn't mean to be insensitive.
If Asari heads weren't so complex to draw I might have tried a few neekid pics of her. Oh damn, by your logic, that means Asaris are in my heart.
Happy holidays btw!
(Hags with an internet connection. Sigh).
#79
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Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 11:24
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Ticktank wrote...
Sigh lady and man who wishes to be a lady. No need to get all bloody between the legs just because I won't draw yaoi, gay sex or naked Joker pics for you. Stuff which by your logic are close to your heart. Pity your husbands.
BTW the bleeding part was just a wild guess. I apologize if you're menopausing, or if you're infertile. Didn't mean to be insensitive.
If Asari heads weren't so complex to draw I might have tried a few neekid pics of her. Oh damn, by your logic, that means Asaris are in my heart.
Happy holidays btw!
(Hags with an internet connection. Sigh).
Ah, so you are both a homophobe and a mysognyist? Charming.
Your upbringing must have been a troubling one, Mr. Ticktank. Judging by your comments about weight, I would say you were (or still are) a rather chubby fellow. Or perhaps it was your mother's large girth that instilled within you a loathing. No. A fear of the overly large housewife.
I do not know how the robots having sexual congress factors into this. Perhaps you could enlighten me?
#80
Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 11:48
Morinth: I can't have sex with others because I'll kill them...I get so lonely though...
Shepard: I'll have sex with you.
Morinth: Yay!
*sex*
Shepard: *dies*
#81
Posté 29 décembre 2011 - 11:52
jlb524 wrote...
Um, seriously...Morinth has the best romance.
Morinth: I can't have sex with others because I'll kill them...I get so lonely though...
Shepard: I'll have sex with you.
Morinth: Yay!
*sex*
Shepard: *dies*
^ This wins IMHO. The first time I got to this in-game, I was not prepared.
#82
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:06
#83
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:08
Nightwriter wrote...
No. She went to hell and back to rescue your corpse in the dim hope it could be brought back to life because she only kinda sorta maybe might half like you. Clearly the actions of someone whose love is disingenuous.
Nah, she did all that cuz she's creepy.
#84
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Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:09
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jlb524 wrote...
Um, seriously...Morinth has the best romance.
Morinth: I can't have sex with others because I'll kill them...I get so lonely though...
Shepard: I'll have sex with you.
Morinth: Yay!
*sex*
Shepard: *dies*
yep. that's the peak of Shepard's unbelievable derp and that's why i love it
#85
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:10
jlb524 wrote...
Nightwriter wrote...
No. She went to hell and back to rescue your corpse in the dim hope it could be brought back to life because she only kinda sorta maybe might half like you. Clearly the actions of someone whose love is disingenuous.
Nah, she did all that cuz she's creepy.
She's a creepy stalker girl?, so you're saying she's dynamite in bed.
Modifié par priestess of blood, 30 décembre 2011 - 12:11 .
#86
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:13
#87
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:23
#88
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:28
priestess of blood wrote...
jlb524 wrote...
Nightwriter wrote...
No. She went to hell and back to rescue your corpse in the dim hope it could be brought back to life because she only kinda sorta maybe might half like you. Clearly the actions of someone whose love is disingenuous.
Nah, she did all that cuz she's creepy.
She's a creepy stalker girl?, so you're saying she's dynamite in bed.
Right.
#89
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:45
jreezy wrote...
Best romance?BlueMagitek wrote...
You all are forgetting Mordin's epic romance.
Shepard: Hey Mordin, what's up?
Mordin: Shepard, while I am flattered, I'm afraid I'm not into humans, sorry.
Shepard: What? o_o
Mordin: It's alright, if I was into humans, I'd tap you in a moment. =D
Shepard: ...okay then.
Mordinmance has always been the best romance; hence why you have no Mordinmancers; no need to proclaim the obvious. ~_^
#90
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:46
BlueMagitek wrote...
Mordinmance has always been the best romance; hence why you have no Mordinmancers; no need to proclaim the obvious. ~_^
That actually makes 100% sense.
#91
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:50
naledgeborn wrote...
Liara's a nutcase. And I don't think her coming across like that was intentional. Or maybe I just don't like clingy, obsessive women. I'm thinking both.
She's a cancerous tumor that won't go away. They have us go through all that trouble ot make her the SB only to shoehorn her into becoming a squadmate in ME3 regardless making the whole thing pointless.
#92
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:54
#93
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:55
#94
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:56
android654 wrote...
You know, that's a really good point. They made a lot of fuss about LOTSB like it was ME2.1, yet she's a squadmate in ME3? What was the point of that huge DLC then? They should done it as Ash/Kaidan's Spectre test mission or remove her from the ME3 permanent squad roster, to maintain some coherence with the story line.
Have you read the spoiler leak?
#95
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:58
Kid Buu wrote...
What exactly is wrong with Liara? I mean, shes kind of the reason Shepards alive.
Nothing is wrong with her, people will find any reason to hate on someone.
#96
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 12:59
INDEED.vvDRUCILLAvv wrote...
Kid Buu wrote...
What exactly is wrong with Liara? I mean, shes kind of the reason Shepards alive.
Nothing is wrong with her, people will find any reason to hate on someone.
#97
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Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 01:00
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How so?Seboist wrote...
naledgeborn wrote...
Liara's a nutcase. And I don't think her coming across like that was intentional. Or maybe I just don't like clingy, obsessive women. I'm thinking both.
She's a cancerous tumor that won't go away. They have us go through all that trouble ot make her the SB only to shoehorn her into becoming a squadmate in ME3 regardless making the whole thing pointless.
#98
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 01:01
jreezy wrote...
How so?Seboist wrote...
naledgeborn wrote...
Liara's a nutcase. And I don't think her coming across like that was intentional. Or maybe I just don't like clingy, obsessive women. I'm thinking both.
She's a cancerous tumor that won't go away. They have us go through all that trouble ot make her the SB only to shoehorn her into becoming a squadmate in ME3 regardless making the whole thing pointless.
You know that fancy SB ship that Shep captured? Well, it was made irrelevant....
#99
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 01:02
#100
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 01:03
Seboist wrote...
jreezy wrote...
How so?Seboist wrote...
naledgeborn wrote...
Liara's a nutcase. And I don't think her coming across like that was intentional. Or maybe I just don't like clingy, obsessive women. I'm thinking both.
She's a cancerous tumor that won't go away. They have us go through all that trouble ot make her the SB only to shoehorn her into becoming a squadmate in ME3 regardless making the whole thing pointless.
You know that fancy SB ship that Shep captured? Well, it was made irrelevant....
That doesn't make the DLC as a whole pointless to ME3.





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