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Anyone else weirded out by the idea that Liara will live to be 1,000 and Shep will only get to 90... (Reason I went with Ash)


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If Shepard survives, and reach the age of 40 the average human lifespan might be be 155.

When Shepard is 50 the human lifespan might be 160 and Shepards life expectancy might be 150.

When Shepard is 70, the human average lifespan might be 200 and So is Shepards life expectancy.

When Shepard is 100, the human average expectancy might be 500 and so is Shepards.

When Shepard is 150, his life expectancy might be pretty long.

I dony know what the Asari life expectancy will be due to technological advances when Liara is 200. Especially if they get to study Reaper tech.


Wouldn't want a bunch of strippers that are too old to dance going Reaper tech, just saying.

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Humans live to be near 300 by ME time due to medical tech, also, shep has been hugely agmented, he'll/she'll live longer then 300 ifthey don't die a violent death.

Modifié par dreman9999, 04 janvier 2012 - 07:31 .


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Last Vizard wrote...

Random citizen wrote...

If Shepard survives, and reach the age of 40 the average human lifespan might be be 155.

When Shepard is 50 the human lifespan might be 160 and Shepards life expectancy might be 150.

When Shepard is 70, the human average lifespan might be 200 and So is Shepards life expectancy.

When Shepard is 100, the human average expectancy might be 500 and so is Shepards.

When Shepard is 150, his life expectancy might be pretty long.

I dony know what the Asari life expectancy will be due to technological advances when Liara is 200. Especially if they get to study Reaper tech.


Wouldn't want a bunch of strippers that are too old to dance going Reaper tech, just saying.


Why not, they might look just like maidens after taking their nanoteched medicine. That being said, matriarchs dont look bad or decayed, at least not the ones we have seen.

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Someone that is not selene tbh wrote...

OP you are... *Removed by Moderator: avoid the name calling*

Think for a minute dude. In about fifty years. When Shepard will be 90. Everyone will be all saggy as crap.

Ashley, Miranda, Tali and Jack you can deny all you want but age will catch up and they all turn to saggy socks.

But Liara will always be as perky as ever. And Shepard can still have awesome mindsex even as a 150 yr old geezer.

How awesome is that Shepard can die feeling the same hot body from the woman he loves. The same feeling as he felt from the day he had sex with her.

Yes, Liaramancers are the luckiest.
That kind of perk is priceless.

this is the part where someone reminds you that you're not actually physically borking liara since shes pixels

Modifié par Bismth, 04 janvier 2012 - 08:03 .


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Shepard will be a god at the end of the series.

Believe!


Actually he's getting weaker, ME2 biotic shep did not become stronger than he was in ME1 infact he went backwards in abilities and the power of them... even with state of the art implants and a completely rebuilt body, Shep will be a dissappointment as far as RPG characters go.

Considering that the nerfing of Shepard's (and every other sqadmate's) abilities was a game design decision I don't really see the point here.

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Bismth wrote...

Selene Moonsong wrote...

OP you are... *Removed by Moderator: avoid the name calling*

Think for a minute dude. In about fifty years. When Shepard will be 90. Everyone will be all saggy as crap.

Ashley, Miranda, Tali and Jack you can deny all you want but age will catch up and they all turn to saggy socks.

But Liara will always be as perky as ever. And Shepard can still have awesome mindsex even as a 150 yr old geezer.

How awesome is that Shepard can die feeling the same hot body from the woman he loves. The same feeling as he felt from the day he had sex with her.

Yes, Liaramancers are the luckiest.
That kind of perk is priceless.

this is the part where someone reminds you that you're not actually physically borking liara since shes pixels

u jus misquoted selene my homie gmag is gonna b hella sad dat u did dat 2 his gf tbh

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Random citizen wrote...

Last Vizard wrote...

Random citizen wrote...

If Shepard survives, and reach the age of 40 the average human lifespan might be be 155.

When Shepard is 50 the human lifespan might be 160 and Shepards life expectancy might be 150.

When Shepard is 70, the human average lifespan might be 200 and So is Shepards life expectancy.

When Shepard is 100, the human average expectancy might be 500 and so is Shepards.

When Shepard is 150, his life expectancy might be pretty long.

I dony know what the Asari life expectancy will be due to technological advances when Liara is 200. Especially if they get to study Reaper tech.


Wouldn't want a bunch of strippers that are too old to dance going Reaper tech, just saying.


Why not, they might look just like maidens after taking their nanoteched medicine. That being said, matriarchs dont look bad or decayed, at least not the ones we have seen.


lol I'm not talking really talking about them being older women... I'm talking about the lack of great scientists in the Asari species, think of a future where Einstein has eight hundred more years in him, Asari must not have great scientists otherwise they'd defeat the Reapers alone.

on topic my Male Shep isn't too fond of Asari anyway, my meta play through after I've played Me3 a couple of times will be all about ensuring Shep shares his genes three different Human females.  Ash, probably Jack (can Miranda have kids?) and some ME3 chick (groupies after the war too).

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jreezy wrote...

Last Vizard wrote...

AlphaJarmel wrote...

Shepard will be a god at the end of the series.

Believe!


Actually he's getting weaker, ME2 biotic shep did not become stronger than he was in ME1 infact he went backwards in abilities and the power of them... even with state of the art implants and a completely rebuilt body, Shep will be a dissappointment as far as RPG characters go.

Considering that the nerfing of Shepard's (and every other sqadmate's) abilities was a game design decision I don't really see the point here.


Lore wise, focus was on other Adepts in Sheps team, none of them talk about how OP Adept shep is, how it'll be several hundred years before Humanity/citadel species see another as gifted as him.... so how and when does the lore state Shep is any good at Biotics? ME 1 had one conversation about the Adept with Kaiden saying he was as good as L2 implant Adepts.

At best it says he's average lore wise...

Modifié par Last Vizard, 04 janvier 2012 - 07:58 .


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Liara could get hit by a space bus three years after the Reaper war. There's really no guarantee how long anyone is going to live, Liara included.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

u jus misquoted selene my homie gmag is gonna b hella sad dat u did dat 2 his gf tbh 


u rite i didn notice tbh

Modifié par Bismth, 04 janvier 2012 - 08:04 .


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It happens all Asari who don't marry or form a relationship with another Asari or a Krogan. I think as long as they love each other it's fine.

Most human women outlive their husbands by 10 years these days, doesn't make it creepy.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

I think Shepard is going to outlive most of his human companions, anyway.

He's part machine, after all.


Or die really young from the stress of b*tches always needing his help.

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Dariustwinblade wrote...

Think for a moment in 90yrs time Ashley,Jack,Miri and Tali will all be saggy and wrinkled as ever.

Liara will still be perky as ever. And even then even if Shepard is an impotent cripple he can have awesome mindsex with her.

So the jokes on the non Liaramancer.


Never thought of it like that. Damn, Liara u da bomb gurl

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Shepard's daughters will be there, Liara will be there for them.

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ShadowSplicer wrote...

Shepard's daughters will be there, Liara will be there for them.


So true. That's another 1000 years of Shepards running around, if any of them turn out like their "father" (I quoted father because I play as fem!Shep).

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hmm shepards daughters unf unf

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Shepard dieing before Liara isn't all that much of a problem. Shepard being old while Liara is still young is more of a problem. Liara probably won't care about Shepard's appearance, but it makes me think that after a while they'll start wanting different things - when Shepard wants to retire and rest, Liara will still be in the middle of her youth and shouldn't be stuck with an old human. I can see Shepard feeling rather guilty about that and trying to break it up.

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Wulfram wrote...

Shepard dieing before Liara isn't all that much of a problem. Shepard being old while Liara is still young is more of a problem. Liara probably won't care about Shepard's appearance, but it makes me think that after a while they'll start wanting different things - when Shepard wants to retire and rest, Liara will still be in the middle of her youth and shouldn't be stuck with an old human. I can see Shepard feeling rather guilty about that and trying to break it up.


That's actually the only concern for the Shepard I roleplay.

I don't know, Shepard might even feel compelled to try and hook her up with someone younger.

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Wulfram wrote...

Shepard dieing before Liara isn't all that much of a problem. Shepard being old while Liara is still young is more of a problem. Liara probably won't care about Shepard's appearance, but it makes me think that after a while they'll start wanting different things - when Shepard wants to retire and rest, Liara will still be in the middle of her youth and shouldn't be stuck with an old human. I can see Shepard feeling rather guilty about that and trying to break it up.


Nah I like to think my Shep dumps Liara after he plants the seed (i mean he wants some type of lineage, not in ME3 though, epilogue but thats pushin it)

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OmegaBlue0231 wrote...

ShadowSplicer wrote...

Shepard's daughters will be there, Liara will be there for them.


So true. That's another 1000 years of Shepards running around, if any of them turn out like their "father" (I quoted father because I play as fem!Shep).


Lots of little blue children running around.

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Why would this be wierd. Ashley would be saggy Liara would still be perky.

This is everyman's dream come true.

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liara >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ashley

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Truer words havent been spoken.

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Is this the lifespan talk? I'm not having the lifespan talk!

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Dariustwinblade wrote...

Why would this be wierd. Ashley would be saggy Liara would still be perky.

This is everyman's dream come true.


Not mine.
What if Liara leaves Shepard since he got old and wrinkled?
At least Ashley also ages ...

I'm no longer dreaming the dream most teenagers have - I'll age & die one day. No need to be young forever.:lol:
Now get off my lawn, boy! *cough* *cough*

Modifié par CptData, 06 janvier 2012 - 08:16 .