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[Mendelevosa]

Tali takes off her mask and then we learn her TRUE identity.

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 11 février 2012 - 05:55 .

[Taradil]

Garrus sacrifices himself and defeat the reapers, inside a sealed room of glass with toxins, he dies and just before it Shepard runs forward sad, Garrus says "The Needs of the Many outweight the Needs of the Few, Live long and something" Shepard cries as his ultimate Star Trek bromance is destroyed. Then it shows that we can bring Garrus back in the next game, Mass Effect 4: Search for Garrus.

[William Shakespeare]

Mendelevosa wrote...

Tali takes off her mask and then we learn her TRUE identity.

LOL!!!!!!

[Tazzmission]

during the epic showdown in the end the screen cuts to black with a message from bioware saying hello everyone from the bsn we took this time to announce that you can finish the fight in me3 when me3-2 is released. than watch a few seconds later after nerds rage screen returns to the fight after bioware polls a amazing troll job on the fans

[Dovahzaan]

 I don't know, if this was intentional, probably not, because little details weren't right, but some people's idea of the worst ending is the ending from the leaked script. I'm not going to say which one, though.

[Tazzmission]

Dovahzaan wrote...

 I don't know, if this was intentional, probably not, because little details weren't right, but some people's idea of the worst ending is the ending from the leaked script. I'm not going to say which one, though.

believe it or not i liked the endings from the script.

for reasons being oviously i wont give impressions why

[gosimmons]

Worst ending?

I suppose there's the whole Shepard wakes up on Eden Prime and everything had just been a vision from the beacon theory.

[AgitatedLemon]

gosimmons wrote...

Worst ending?

I suppose there's the whole Shepard wakes up on Eden Prime and everything had just been a vision from the beacon theory.

If this actually IS an ending, I'm going to need to hang some people by their wrists...

[Tazzmission]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

gosimmons wrote...

Worst ending?

I suppose there's the whole Shepard wakes up on Eden Prime and everything had just been a vision from the beacon theory.

If this actually IS an ending, I'm going to need to hang some people by their wrists...

heh dont worry its not

[Mendelevosa]

 

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 17 février 2012 - 01:23 .

[...wrex]

 Its the final moments before the final battle.
You've gathered everyone who is willing to fight the reapers.
You've discovered the weapon needed to wipe out the reapers.
You've gained every single detail that can give you an edge.
Then, just as you are going to five the order to charge, your LI walks up behind you and says
"Good news, honey! I'm pregnant!!!!"

Instant Game Over. File deleted. X-Box set on fire.

[Mendelevosa]

 EDI: Tuchanka's main space port is clear of Reapers and indoctrinated species. Head there immediately to avoid detection and increase chances of survival.

*Shepard and his squad get to the spaceport and then they get killed by a Reaper and their corpses get teabagged by husks.*

EDI: That was a joke.

*Credits roll*

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 17 février 2012 - 01:25 .

[Mike Shepard]

Worst ending? this happens.
Replace "Republic" with "Systems Alliance" and "Sith" with "Reaper" (i.e. 'All Systems Alliance forces pull back, pull back!' and 'it is too late for retreat, the Reaper Armada has cut us off')

Basically Shepard dies and the Normandy along with Joker, and everyone dies. Including--OH NO--Anderson who (side note) I want to see aboard the new Normandy with Shepard at some point

[pixelface]

the alliance finally decides to use their nuclear power which should be 100 times more powerful than a hydrogen bomb in the future, either that or they decide to bring in a mass relay to the reaper world and blow it up to destroy everything like in the dlc.

[Chromie]

Each race starts bombarding the Reapers with those kiloslugs (ME2 the Captain yelling at the marines not sure what the name is) but they Mass Relays so they KILL EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH!

[iSpitfireee]

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[Mendelevosa]

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 18 février 2012 - 03:36 .

[Mendelevosa]

Organic life becomes friends with the Reapers.

*One year later on the Normandy*

Shepard: I know you have your Justicar code to abide by, but I still love you. Spend the night with me in bed Samara.

Samara: I already told you, I have my duties Shepard. We will never be together.

Shepard: Is that so? Fine then. HARBINGER! Do your magic!

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF SAMARA'S FORM!........If I must **** you Shepard, I will!

Shepard: You're damn right you wi-......... oops. Forgot that I promised Garrus that I would do some calibrations with him! Maybe we will continue with this later.

Harbinger:.................You disappoint me Shepard.

*Harbinger throws Shepard out of the Normandy's airlock with Samara's body.*

*Credits roll*

[Annihilator27]

Shepard finally makes it to the core form of Harbinger and realizes its Sheploo's face.
Shepard 'What the F-" Credits roll

[Cancer Puppet]

Everybody finds themselves in a church...

[mjharper]

- Anything with dreams.

- Anything with time travel.

- Shepard discovers a second Ilos where the Protheans developed a virus which would destroy all Reapers but were destroyed before they had a chance to upload it.

- The Protheans engineered a genetic mutation into a human; Shepard is the direct descendant, enabling him/her to become The One, able to manipulate the matrix and force all the Reapers to destroy each other.

- A rogue Reaper threatens to destroy the other Reapers; Shepard and the Reapers put aside their differences to fight defeat the common enemy.

- Shepard, through a maxed out Paragon/Renegade dialog option, convinces the Reapers that they've done A Bad Thing, and they all decide to leave and leave the universe in peace (later one is seen hanging around Afterlife on Omega claiming to be a social worker.)

- Shepard finds a small ship, big enough for one person, which is astonishingly able to interface with large ships and control them, eventually combining all the ships of all ships into a galaxy-sized robot; the Reapers have similar technology and do the same; their titanic sized weapons used planets as ammunition. (God, I watch too much anime).

[Ziggeh]

In a story that revolves around the nature of sacrifice and the fact that often their are no truly good outcomes, in the end you are asked to sacrifice yourself for the good of everyone, but instead you find a loophole, everyone lives, you marry a king and live in a fairytale castle and everyone sings" hey nonny nonny" while the credits roll down over pictures of rainbows and bunnies.

[Sajuro]

Shepard defeats Harbinger by lighting himself on fire and tackling Harbinger into a black hole, the Reapers realize this is the most awesome thing that will ever happen and commit mass suicide.

[Ziggeh]

mjharper wrote...

- Shepard, through a maxed out Paragon/Renegade dialog option, convinces the Reapers that they've done A Bad Thing, and they all decide to leave and leave the universe in peace (later one is seen hanging around Afterlife on Omega claiming to be a social worker.

Or better yet, Shepard drops a logic bomb, perhaps convincing the Reapers they have violated their own programming, or having them play tic tac toe until they see the futility of it all.

[mjharper]

Ziggeh wrote...

mjharper wrote...

- Shepard, through a maxed out Paragon/Renegade dialog option, convinces the Reapers that they've done A Bad Thing, and they all decide to leave and leave the universe in peace (later one is seen hanging around Afterlife on Omega claiming to be a social worker.

Or better yet, Shepard drops a logic bomb, perhaps convincing the Reapers they have violated their own programming, or having them play tic tac toe until they see the futility of it all.

Perfect! Only the game of tic tac toe is a mini-game, and you have to draw against a Reaper opponent 256 times to convince them of the futility!