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[Gaseous Shepard]

Shepard saves the day and it's all over.NOT. He goes to sleep and wakes up the next day at the starting point of ME1.............The space version of Ground Hog Day.

[Noatz]

The Reapers are defeated by Shepard transmitting a computer virus with the help of the Geth which causes the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black to play endlessly inside the Reaper's digital minds.

Most Reapers are driven insane and pilot themselves into suns. The rest spend their time deliberating which seat they can take, or attempting to locate and consume "cereal", something they have no prior conception of. In order to take care of these last stragglers (after all a Reaper is still a genocidal maniac even when occupied with such a goal), Shepard prepares the largest bowl of corn flakes ever concieved and uses it to lure the Reapers into a black hole, heroically sacrificing himself for the good of the galaxy.

[NNC FROSTY]

The game is only half fighting the Reapers, halfway through the game it blacks out and continues years after the Reapers....

Many years after Shepard defeated the reapers, shepard has become a loser by galactic standards since shepard could never again do anything as amazing as stoping an ancient evil. Shepard thus spends all his time at the N7 academy clinging to whats left of his former glory, constantly telling the recruits the same stories of how he beat saren, the collectors, and reapers.

You get to play as a Drunk shepard who wanders around telling everyone he runs into the same story. Since Shepard clings so much to the past his LI leave him, and his romance scene involves a lonely man grunting in a bathroom by himself for 20 minutes.

[Ohpus]

Cerebus takes over after the Reapers and Alliance decimate each other. The universe is repopulated with more of Miranda's "sisters".

Wait, you wanted the worse case scenario?

They are all lesbians.

Wait....I suck at this. Never mind.

[Doodledorf]

Shepard wakes up after the final battle next to Hawke who has a devious grin on his face like something took place while Shepard was unconscious. Either that or worst case ending would be would I think for most people be a giant "...To be concludedcontinued!" message pop up just as you win the war/or don't.

Modifié par Doodledorf, 18 janvier 2012 - 08:36 .

[PnXMarcin1PL]

Shepard regains consciousness while sitting on a crapper with his pants down after heavy party on Earth in Edmonton.

[Annihilator27]

Everyone is all cheering etc that the Reaper threat is finally over etc.
Mordin"It's over"
Shepard"No,There Is one more Reaper.And It must be destroyed also.Here Valern, Reapers can not self release control.You must lower me into that convenient pool of Element Zero" *Terminator theme plays*

Modifié par annihilator27, 18 janvier 2012 - 08:45 .

[Killjoy Cutter]

Worst possible ending?

We play through each of the first two games so many times we lose count, buy up the DLC, post hundreds of posts on the forums, mod out customized Sheps, love the games...

And then find out that EA is demanding a kidney in order to play the third installment of the trilogy.

Modifié par Killjoy Cutter, 18 janvier 2012 - 08:49 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

Killjoy Cutter wrote...
And then find out that EA is demanding a kidney in order to play the third installment of the trilogy.

Well it doesn't have to be my kidney right? Somebody else is just going to have the misfortune of waking up in a bathtub filled with ice.

[PnXMarcin1PL]

ReconTeam wrote...

Killjoy Cutter wrote...
And then find out that EA is demanding a kidney in order to play the third installment of the trilogy.

Well it doesn't have to be my kidney right? Somebody else is just going to have the misfortune of waking up in a bathtub filled with ice.

a friend of mine ended like that... poor bastard he spent another 4 months in hopistal due to infection.

[Gday]

Mendelevosa wrote...

We force the Reapers to watch an episode of Jersey Shore. Out of fear, disgust, and despair, the Reapers self-destruct, not being able to compute why such a thing exists.

That is the funnst thing iv read all year but something called twilight would do this Quicker just saying

someone else wrote...

On March 6, the Collectors land on earth, confiscate every copy of ME3, obliterate the source code and disappear into dark space...

Now that would suck

Ohpus wrote...

Cerebus takes over after the Reapers and Alliance decimate each other. The universe is repopulated with more of Miranda's "sisters".

Wait, you wanted the worse case scenario?

They are all lesbians.

Wait....I suck at this. Never mind.

I ...I...you just blew my mind

Modifié par Gday, 03 février 2012 - 03:27 .

[Stephenc13]

All the biotics in the galaxy use singularity in the same spot and create a supermassive black hole that destroys everything.

[Bat32391]

The worst thing can think of is the reapers going batsh!t crazy and destroying everything

[Volus Warlord]

Some Turians or Asari survive.

[Descy_]

someone else wrote...

On March 6, the Collectors land on earth, confiscate every copy of ME3, obliterate the source code and disappear into dark space...

GET JAKE GYLLENHAAL IN HERE, RIGHT NOW.

Source Code 2: Not completley awful, because this time its about saving that new Mass Effect game.

[Tazzmission]

shepard getting a arrow to the knee by a dragon born skyrim player during a medal ceremony

[Destroy Raiden_]

Oh I've got one this was a simulation shep is really in one of those VI capsules and is so engrossed with it all he's got zero clue the real world is all fine and dandy and his alien crew members don't exist and half the human crew doesn't either only Anderson, Udina, the council, and a few other prominent people in the world.

[Tazzmission]

shepard in a medical facility being told by a doctor he caught a space std than end credits

[Descy_]

Tazzmission wrote...

shepard in a medical facility being told by a doctor he caught a space std than end credits

I love how it has to be classified as a "Space STD".

lol:D

[JBONE27]

CrutchCricket wrote...

Everyone has AIDS

  The lead is obviously Shepard.

[Tazzmission]

Descy_ wrote...

Tazzmission wrote...

shepard in a medical facility being told by a doctor he caught a space std than end credits

I love how it has to be classified as a "Space STD".

lol:D

or unknown std. to new to be scale ich let alone a human std.

omni gel wouldnt work if ya slap it on happly and heavly

i swear i really do think i have to much time on my hands lol

Modifié par Tazzmission, 03 février 2012 - 03:39 .

[Sohe]

Male OR Female Shepard gets impregnated by one of the Reapers and in the end roll of the credits, we see a space version of Maury saying "You ARE the father!"

[Tazzmission]

shepard and kai leng sitting in shepards apartment at the table eating futuristic fruit loops talking about what a great stunt it was to pull a lie about kai leng being bad then cut to credits