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Why are there never attractive male aliens?


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LaurenShepardN7

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Does anything think Female Shepard gets the short end of the stick when it comes to romances? I chose Kaidan in the original ME and I think I'll stay faithful to him for ME3, but they make the choice too easy because I don't want my Shepard to be a lesbian (but it's ok if you do :whistle:) and all the male aliens are butt ugly (sorry Garrus). It's not fair that manShep practically has a sexy interspecies harem with the Asaris and the Quarians (even though I can't see Tali's face I assume she's hot) as well as Miranda and the ME3 version of Ashley (damn). I wish they'd give us more attractive male aliens or at least more interesting human men to get with (Jacob is boring to me). What are your opinions on this and who did you choose your femShep to romance?

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AgitatedLemon

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Thane?

I've never played a FemShep, but he's the most human looking alien romance available.

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I think Thane was supposed to help on the attractive male alien front.

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Yuqi

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Asari are mono gendered. I can't belive there is a thread about this..but it is BSN. I dont think having a heap of attractive men/women suits a war game. IF you really want that sort of thing there is sangoku mousu :innocent:

Modifié par Yuqi, 14 janvier 2012 - 05:09 .


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Volus Warlord

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They're aliens. If you found them to be seriously attractive, I've have doubts about your mental health.

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BlueMagitek

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I suppose Thane is meant to be attractive. He's the most human of them.

Mordin's a pretty spry old guy too, don't be hatin'.

Then again, we don't really know the Salarian or Elcor or Turian views on beauty, so we can't really judge them, can we?

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I think Thane was supposed to help on the attractive male alien front.

I find Thane hideous, but then, I've never done a romance anyhow.

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 14 janvier 2012 - 06:49 .


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 I thought I read somewhere that the drell were created specifically for creating a new male alien race to romance. Thane may not look as himan as the Asari, but dat voice!

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What a Succulent Ass

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...The one that sounds like it comes from an artificial voice box.

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BlueMagitek

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I'd be more turned off by the Thane glitches I've come across. Very buggy LM, buggy conversations where it gets stuck in his unnerving eyes during his numerous flashbacks.

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WHITE FLASHING--SUDDEN! ERRATIC CLOSEUP

EYES BLACK, STARING, STARING, THE COLOUR OF AFRICAN ROACHES

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Volus Warlord wrote...

They're aliens. If you found them to be seriously attractive, I've have doubts about your mental health.


Considering how much the game sexualizes the Asari, to be attractive to humans (intentionally by the game creators).

Yes, the game is definitely towards male gamers in terms of "sexy aliens."

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Schutzstaffel wrote...

-snip-

If you find this unattractive I have doubts about your mental health.

I find it repulsive, in fact, but I've got the feeling you were joking.

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What a Succulent Ass

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In that case, I reiterate that I find it repulsive.

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BlueMagitek

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I have to agree with Jerkface, though the quality is very nice.

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Yuqi

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I don't see the point of this discussion, really. The inevitable male/female egotist's are going to arrive, and then this thread will go to hell.

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Man this thread is going to go down hill fast. The Xenophobes are already posting in full force. 

So.... I. AM.







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OUTTIES!! 

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 14 janvier 2012 - 07:45 .


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Armass81

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I dont find xenosexuality repulsing at all. But then again im a pretty open minded guy.

"character matters, not race or gender."  - Kelly Chambers.

Modifié par Armass81, 14 janvier 2012 - 07:53 .


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My face when I'm a "xenophobe" because I don't find dinosaurs sexually attractive.

Seriously, GTFO.

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Jerkface just wants to be as sexy as those "Repulsive," aliens. ;P

Honestly, I think this thread was a bad idea, but seeing as I'm here, I'll say this; I find myself (Straight male.) far more attracted to Garrus, and Thane more than almost any human male in the game. (Kaidan's not fair, Sbarge's voice is hypnotic.)

Then again, I've found Grunt to be kinda adorable (In his own, "Imma gonna smash you to pieces!" way.) and found Chorban from ME1 to be fairly attractive. For a salarian. It might be the leather, and that gotee-esque tattoo on his chin though.

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Eclipse_9990

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Random Jerkface wrote...

My face when I'm a "xenophobe" because I don't find dinosaurs sexually attractive.

Seriously, GTFO.


Heheh... 

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Jerkface just wants to be as sexy as those "Repulsive," aliens. ;P

IRL, I scare small children with my face.

I am simply that fabulous.

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Eclipse_9990

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Random Jerkface wrote...

Jerkface just wants to be as sexy as those "Repulsive," aliens. ;P

IRL, I scare small children with my face.

I am simply that fabulous.


Is this you? 


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BentOrgy

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Random Jerkface wrote...

Jerkface just wants to be as sexy as those "Repulsive," aliens. ;P

IRL, I scare small children with my face.

I am simply that fabulous.


And Garrus' face makes fangirls swoon and melt into overjoyed puddles on the floor.
I think he wins.:police:

EDIT: Eclipse, that's criminal. :P

Modifié par BentOrgy, 14 janvier 2012 - 09:04 .