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Manliest ways to die?


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RL_Nice

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What's the most testosterone-packed way to bite the dust that you can think of?

I'll go with swordfighting an undead Bruce Campbell while riding a flaming grizzly bear.

Or... this way.

Let's see you come up with something better.

Modifié par RL_Nice, 15 janvier 2012 - 01:22 .


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slimgrin

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Fighting Chuck Norris on a tight-wire above a pit of ravenous kimodo dragons.

Modifié par slimgrin, 15 janvier 2012 - 12:10 .


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RPGamer13

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Seppuku, d'uh! AKA Disembowelment AKA Ritual Suicide AKA Harakiri

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Giggles_Manically

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Extreme-High G full contact knitting duel to the death.

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KenKenpachi

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Hmm it was years ago, but in the archives of the Darwin awards is a story about a scandinavian. Finnish I think, but yeah, anyways he and two friends were drinking around heavy machinery normally always a bad thing, anyways one of them stabs himself with a knife to prove how tough he was, now I really want to know what in the hell they were drinking because the next one took a axe to his hand and chopped it off.

The last man in slurred speech reportedly said "Thats nothing." started a chainsaw and swung it toward his own head, cutting into his spine, severing his head and of course dying. Bravo, sir, bravo, you are the toughest man in the world. Also DEAD. Which defeats the point.

But yes also the Death of Benkei is another good one.

But yes taking your enemies with you is mine >> Or crashing a fighter jet into the nearest massing of enemy troops if your a pilot.

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 I Dr.Strangelove but did not watch it yet but still 

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Dominus

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Kefka died without removing his smile, just staring at you until he was gone. Mildly manly, mostly godly.

Revolver Ocelot/Liquid Snake in MGS4 died in a brutal fist fight with Old/Solid Snake. That was very manly.

Grom Hellscream from Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, died with one last swing of his hammer towards mannoroth to end the blood rage. Very manly.

If you edit out the link(due to the swearing), it will remove(or at least reduce) the possibility of the thread being locked.

Modifié par DominusVita, 15 janvier 2012 - 12:51 .


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Doing something brave to save something? Ah how would i know?! i'm a woman!

Modifié par TheDaniellasaur, 15 janvier 2012 - 12:43 .


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I think this covers it nicely


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Suffocated by a bunch of kittens.

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Death by Sudoku.

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slimgrin

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Suffocated by cleavage. Now that is manly.

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Modifié par slimgrin, 15 janvier 2012 - 01:09 .


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jreezy wrote...

Suffocated by a bunch of kittens.


Either those kittens have been taking steroids or you have a serious kitten allergy. ^_^

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  • Leading a rhinoceros cavalry charge into a horde of Vikings.
  • Headbutting a buffalo so hard that you crack your skull.
  • Saving Mr. T's grandchildren from an exploding volcano.
  • Heart attack while pleasuring eight women at the same time.
  • Lava surfing.
  • Getting so pissed off that your head literally explodes.
  • Heart failure after arm wrestling a flaming Sasquatch for seventeen hours straight.


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TheDaniellasaur wrote...

jreezy wrote...

Suffocated by a bunch of kittens.


Either those kittens have been taking steroids or you have a serious kitten allergy. ^_^

Allergic to kittens on steroids? Heavy risk...no prize.

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On a mountains peak at the height of a great tempest, hopped up on pcp, oiled and clad in copper armour, Motorheads Deaf Forever belting out from the mother of all sound systems, raping a Dragon at gunpoint, naked blood spattered Valkyries applauding your every thrust from the sidelines you grin up into the heavens and insult every god and their mothers until lightning fries your arse to a crisp.

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  =]

But now real talk.

Getting 267 sword wounds, getting shot 152 times by bullets, getting hit by 46 cannonballs also losing half your head from lava and getting lava right into your stomach and still even in death from all of that you are still standing ready to fight.

http://www.mangafox....59/c576/13.html 

Also this  

And anytime a character with a name dies in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Stupid Japan and your manly deaths...:wizard:

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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Kamikaze, Harakiri and honorable suicide.

Deal with it.

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DarkDragon777

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Exploding into a giant blue burst which wipes out all life in 1000 square miles after being stabbed through the chest with an energy sword.

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Eating gobstoppers

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going on top of the tallest building in your city with ducttape and some pianowire, tie said pianowire to a post and around your neck to fashion yourself a noose, ducttape your hands to the sides of your head, then jump off the building so that when you land, the pianowire will cut your head off as you fell giving the impression that you pulled off your own head.

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Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...
Kamikaze, Harakiri and honorable suicide.

Deal with it.

I see someone has been indoctrinated by Imperial Japan propaganda.

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jreezy wrote...

Suffocated by a bunch of kittens.


replace kittens with another synonym and you have another manly way of dying
very popular in japan or so i've heard :o

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Dying from many wounds after defeating an entire army of monster soldiers..who were riding laser-guided bear-sharks...and that's after you were exhausted from 3 months of non-stop sex with a massive harem, caught bullets with your furrowed brows and eaten sandwiches made of barbed wire and knives.

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Doctalen wrote...

 I Dr.Strangelove but did not watch it yet but still 

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