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[KenKenpachi]

Volus Warlord wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

*snip*

Given that do you really think I should drink at all much less while around an expensive TV?

Does it matter if the TV is expensive if it's not yours?

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Would the other party in question not mind seeing the TV broken?

Not too much. I  would go to frat parties just to steal people's stuff.

Lulz, Most of them only have bean bag chairs and would be too drunk to remember who kicked them i nthe face. But yes if your getting to steal stuff, you also get to cut the phone lines and well somehow jam cell phones to keep the cops away >>

[Volus Warlord]

KenKenpachi wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

*snip*

Given that do you really think I should drink at all much less while around an expensive TV?

Does it matter if the TV is expensive if it's not yours?

<<  >>

Would the other party in question not mind seeing the TV broken?

Not too much. I  would go to frat parties just to steal people's stuff.

Lulz, Most of them only have bean bag chairs and would be too drunk to remember who kicked them i nthe face. But yes if your getting to steal stuff, you also get to cut the phone lines and well somehow jam cell phones to keep the cops away >>

Jam? Pssh. Just bring a rare earth magnet and hold it near their phones to cook them.

[KenKenpachi]

Pft I distrust such things, a survivor will be found with like a phone melded to his head and though I'm not sure what advantage that would offer if any I'm sure in some sort of super hero hijinks s/he'll be trouble for us.

Well least till I stab them or some such.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 15 janvier 2012 - 11:36 .

[Volus Warlord]

A rare earth magnet is much less sophisticated than a jammer.

Alternatively, you could dose the booze with a sedative and simply walk on through.

[blothulfur]

I can honestly say that I have never let a single drop of alcohol touch my lips.

I pour it straight down my throat.

Tried sobriety once, that's some scary crap and you can keep it. Wassail, Drink hail.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

This is such an enlightening topic. *sarcasm*
I don't drink and I never will. I want to remain in control of what I'm doing instead of making a fool of myself in front of others, thank you very much. I'm the one who records everything...lol. ;p

Meh, real men drink without getting drunk.

[Milana_Saros]

FrozenFire42 wrote...
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I hear ya. Clubbing and drinking was fun while it lasted.

I wouldn't bother glorifying it on this forum though. As you have noticed, you are now officially the most pathetic person on this planet. There is no such thing as responsible drinking and having fun drunk because you choose to. There is only pathetic alcoholism. There is only the kind of drunken states that ends up with you having sex with multiple strangers (usually consisting of donkeys and chimps). You are also unable to drink withouth falling on floors, puking and making a complete ass out of yourself. Oh and please remember: Just because you CHOOSE to drink while going out, it automatically means that you are unable to do it sober.

Also do remember that the people who don't consume a single drop of alcohol, ever, are better people than you are.

/thread

[Dapper Pomegranate]

And the b*tch is back!

Ravensword wrote...
Alcoholism in the making.

Aw, but that's such an ugly word. I happen to prefer "intensely dependant on alcohol for day-to-day functioning" I'll have you know. Much more elegant, you see?

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...
Well, the fact that your boyfriend started pretending to not know you near the end of that particular night you're speaking of is what I would call super classy. *sarcasm*

Hey, you'd do the same if your boyfriend/girlfriend/s.o./whatever danced like Shepard for an entire night  The part you seem to be missing is that I started doing that before I started drinking.
Also, I do apologize if I offended you or anyone else earlier with my comment. I was being facetious. I do that. Like, a lot. A lot. And apparently it doesn't always come across on the internet somehow. I mean, why can't you all discern my intent from this text only communication? Silly people.

@Milana_Saros: I definitely lol'd. /thread indeed

And I think we all know real men get drunk without drinking, amirite?

Modifié par FrozenFire42, 16 janvier 2012 - 09:08 .

[bmwcrazy]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Meh, real men drink without getting drunk.

QFT!

*pukes*

[Ravensword]

FrozenFire42 wrote...

And the b*tch is back!

Ravensword wrote...
Alcoholism in the making.

Aw, but that's such an ugly word. I happen to prefer "intensely dependant on alcohol for day-to-day functioning" I'll have you know. Much more elegant, you see?

Awwwwwww, well how does functioning akcoholic sound, sweetheart?

[Jestina]

I found pills...and ate them.

I just saw an article about magic mushrooms helping depression. I'm going to ask my psychiatrist if he can get me a prescription hehe.

[Homebound]

i wish i was drunk..

[jcainhaze]

It's Tuesday people. This thread doesn't usually pop up until Friday and Saturday night.

[Drone696]

Hellbound555 wrote...

i wish i was drunk..

[Jestina]

But I take pills every day...and with booze on the weekends even though i'm not supposed to.

[Drone696]

Jestina wrote...

But I take pills every day...and with booze on the weekends even though i'm not supposed to.

Sounds familiar.

[CmndrFisher]

We all need something to believe in…..I believe I’ll have another beer.

[Stanley Woo]

And very spammy.

End of line.