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Daeel

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Am I the only one who can't get through the Love scene in Mass effect 2? I always skip. Always. I just tested my theory again by youtubing Miranda Sex scene and I only got to the 7th second. the whisper "excuse me captain" was enough to set me off.

 Not in that way

It's not that I'm a prude or anything. It's just these scenes are tasteless. 

I know whats going to happen at the end, she's going to grind on his pelvic bone in engineering and It's really hard to watch. Do people actually enjoy watching this?

and Jacob's is worse. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

Modifié par Daeel, 16 janvier 2012 - 06:00 .


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AgitatedLemon

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If you're looking for pornography, I can recommend you a few sites.

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Daeel

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No you misunderstand me. I do not want them to be more vulgar. I want them to either do fade to black. (GOD I MISS FADE TO BLACK) or get rid of them entirely.

Plus. I've been on the internet long enough to know where to get my own pornography. Thank you very much.

Modifié par Daeel, 16 janvier 2012 - 05:27 .


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AgitatedLemon

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Oh.

Seeing as how you only made it to 7 seconds for Miranda's...

watch it to the end.

All of them fade to black.

edit: for male Shepard, never played FemShep.

Modifié par AgitatedLemon, 16 janvier 2012 - 05:27 .


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Daeel wrote...

No you misunderstand me. I do not want them to be more vulgar. I want them to either do fade to black. (GOD I MISS FADE TO BLACK) or get rid of them entirely.


Garrus's and Tali's just fade out, you know. Stick with them.

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You could avoid them entirely, too.

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

Oh.

Seeing as how you only made it to 7 seconds for Miranda's...

watch it to the end.

All of them fade to black.


Not soon enough though. How long is that scene? 2 minutes and 50 seconds. As far as I'm concerned. the whole "WE ARE HAVING SEX" thing could've been done in 3 seconds.

I don't really want to watch fictional characters recreat.. It's embarassing.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Daeel wrote...

No you misunderstand me. I do not want them to be more vulgar. I want them to either do fade to black. (GOD I MISS FADE TO BLACK) or get rid of them entirely.


Garrus's and Tali's just fade out, you know. Stick with them.


Yeah Garrus and Tali's aren't that bad. Still. Miranda's and Jacobs are awful, just awful.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Garrus's and Tali's just fade out, you know. Stick with them.


They all do. None of the love scenes in ME2 actually showed anything other than the preliminaries.

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Skip the scene or close your eyes? If you do the romances, cheese kinda comes with the territory.

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AgitatedLemon

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Is it really THAT big a deal?

They're all virtually PG-13.

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Helena Tylena

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 Not entirely sure why this is in the Mass Effect 3 board, but okay...

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Daeel wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Daeel wrote...

No you misunderstand me. I do not want them to be more vulgar. I want them to either do fade to black. (GOD I MISS FADE TO BLACK) or get rid of them entirely.


Garrus's and Tali's just fade out, you know. Stick with them.


Yeah Garrus and Tali's aren't that bad. Still. Miranda's and Jacobs are awful, just awful.

Well, there you go then. Romance Garrus or Tali instead of Miranda or Jacob. Problem solved.

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Helena Tylena wrote...

 Not entirely sure why this is in the Mass Effect 3 board, but okay...


I don't want them in Mass Effect 3.

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Really? Mass Effect 2 was tame compared to partial butt nudity and Kaidan's sexy man chest in Mass Effect, awww I miss his man chest.

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What Mass Effect 3, needs is a Kromance.

You know you want it.

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Daeel

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

Is it really THAT big a deal?

They're all virtually PG-13.


How are you still not understanding me?
I don't think they are vulgar.
I dont want them to be more "sexier" 


I just find them lame. Cheesy. Tacky. tasteless. How else do I put this....?

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I agree. The one in ME1 with Ash or Liara was much more tasteful and didn't feel out of place. No doubt someone will misconstrue that as 'omg I want more pr0nz!' but it is what it is. In any case, DA2 did pretty well in this regard.
Even with the tacky 'love' scenes, I felt romances as a whole were off in ME2. You mean, the only way I can continue getting to know someone is to declare that I'm in love with them?

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Sesshomaru47 wrote...

Really? Mass Effect 2 was tame compared to partial butt nudity and Kaidan's sexy man chest in Mass Effect, awww I miss his man chest.


I found mass effect 1 sex scenes better than 2. I mean, they still were kind of cheesy but.. atleast it was short.

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Eski.Moe wrote...

I agree. The one in ME1 with Ash or Liara was much more tasteful and didn't feel out of place as the awkward cuddling on the bed. No doubt someone will misconstrue that as 'omg I want more pr0nz!' but it is what it is.
Even with the tacky 'love' scenes, I felt romances as a whole were off in ME2. You mean, the only way I can continue getting to know someone is to declare that I'm in love with them?


Exactly. Bioware went off the deep end with the romances in me2. 

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Why did you think this was worth a topic? Just go get a drink and a snack while the cinematic plays, and it should be long gone when you get back.

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Daeel wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Is it really THAT big a deal?

They're all virtually PG-13.


How are you still not understanding me?
I don't think they are vulgar.
I dont want them to be more "sexier" 


I just find them lame. Cheesy. Tacky. tasteless. How else do I put this....?



I as making 2 separate points, I just failed at wording it correctly.

Again, is it THAT big a deal? A big enough deal to want them gone?

You can-

1. Skip the cutscene
2. Close your eyes.
3. Not romance someone
4. Pursue a romance with a non-tacky romance culmination.

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Helena Tylena

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Daeel wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Is it really THAT big a deal?

They're all virtually PG-13.


How are you still not understanding me?
I don't think they are vulgar.
I dont want them to be more "sexier" 


I just find them lame. Cheesy. Tacky. tasteless. How else do I put this....?


Well, that's mainly your opinion. I also think it's a terribly minor concern.

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*shrug* Guess it doesn't bother me either way...

But then i've been pretty desensitized at this point

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

Daeel wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Is it really THAT big a deal?

They're all virtually PG-13.


How are you still not understanding me?
I don't think they are vulgar.
I dont want them to be more "sexier" 


I just find them lame. Cheesy. Tacky. tasteless. How else do I put this....?



I as making 2 separate points, I just failed at wording it correctly.

Again, is it THAT big a deal? A big enough deal to want them gone?

You can-

1. Skip the cutscene
2. Close your eyes.
3. Not romance someone
4. Pursue a romance with a non-tacky romance culmination.





Never could understand this argument.

You can-

1. go out and have a real-life romance.
2. read 1 over again.


Not sure why it HAS to be in the game.