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[1136342t54_]

@Daeel also what humping?

Tali scene: Kissing no humping.

Garrus: headbump no humping.

Miranda: Kissing some grinding.

Jack: Kissing some grinding.

Jacob: Jacob shows off his Goku chest and Shepard makes out with him.

Ashley: Side boob and kissing.

Kaidan: look above.

Liara: Same thing but you see a blue butt.

[Rockworm503]

Daeel wrote...

1136342t54 wrote...

You say its not porn then you say Bioware put it in so a teenager can get off for the Miranda scene?

Bioware doesn't show everything also that is just dishonest. Again we barely see anything you may say it isn't about vulgarity but the choice of words you pick points to that being your main problem.

Yes ignore it. You stated earlier in the thread that you don't want it in ME3 but it will be in it and he has been confirmed. At that point you will have to ignore it. You can discuss how much you dislike and don't want it in ME3 but it is too late for that. For now most have accepted them or just don't bother watching those scenes. Discussing the scenes won't remove them for you at all. 

I like some of the scenes while others just simple look cheesy. What I don't get is that you only post specific scenes that you don't like and wish to axe them all which makes absolutely no sense and would be completely unfair to the majority.

Well you explain to me then what the hell that abomination is for, then? Again, it's a tackless slapped together 'love scene'. DO you honestly think that represents Shepard's and Miranda's relationship?

My main problem is how bad it's done. I've seen sex scenes done well. It can be done. Bioware just doesn't do it.

Well I don't even think Tali and Garrus should be romanceable. Jack's is cheesy. Miranda's is bad. Jacob's is the worst. Thane is bad. bad. bad. bad. Am I missing someone?

Yeah their also forced on you and go on for 40 minutes.
Damn it sucks but what can you do 

[S.A.K]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

S.A.K wrote...

You don't have to do it if you don't like it. So whats the big daeel?

You must be new to the internet.


Rule #1: All opposing views are wrong, no matter how subjective the material therein.

Almost all of the OP's posts seem to go along with this very well.

You know, I wasn't actually serious right? Look at my early post again.

[AgitatedLemon]

S.A.K wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

S.A.K wrote...

You don't have to do it if you don't like it. So whats the big daeel?

You must be new to the internet.


Rule #1: All opposing views are wrong, no matter how subjective the material therein.

Almost all of the OP's posts seem to go along with this very well.

You know, I wasn't actually serious right? Look at my early post again.

Neither was I.

[LadyofRivendell]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'm now fully sure of it; this is Zeel all right. You should all stop arguing with him; you're never going to get anywhere.

Zeel? As in Prince Zeel? Did that guy argue a lot or something? I never really interacted with him.

[S.A.K]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'm now fully sure of it; this is Zeel all right. You should all stop arguing with him; you're never going to get anywhere.

But its still fun! Enjoy before it gets locked.

[Rockworm503]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'm now fully sure of it; this is Zeel all right. You should all stop arguing with him; you're never going to get anywhere.

BSN... I'd be worried if we were getting anywhere.

[Daeel]

Lenimph wrote...

@OP

Have you played Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood?

I'd just like to here you're personal opinion on that games sexy time.

I haven't, but I youtubed it. It wasn't that bad to be honest. That sex scene is a step above Mass Effect 2, but a step below Mass Effect 1.

May I ask your opinion on this?

[1136342t54_]

Daeel wrote...
Well you explain to me then what the hell that abomination is for, then? Again, it's a tackless slapped together 'love scene'. DO you honestly think that represents Shepard's and Miranda's relationship?

My main problem is how bad it's done. I've seen sex scenes done well. It can be done. Bioware just doesn't do it.

Well I don't even think Tali and Garrus should be romanceable. Jack's is cheesy. Miranda's is bad. Jacob's is the worst. Thane is bad. bad. bad. bad. Am I missing someone?

It shows that they have sex not a representation of their relationship. Although for some it could if they examined it I didn't. 

Your main problem is with the characters and certain scenes that is it. The basis of your argument for the way the scenes aren't good is because its so teens can jackoff. That isn't a good one. Plus your explanation for not caring about the other scenes because the characters are bad isn't enough either. You chose to only pick specific scenes you dislike as a reason to axe the others but in the end there is no real reason to do it other than the resource argument. Even then that would ultimately fail.

[Xeranx]

Helena Tylena wrote...

Daeel wrote...

AgitatedLemon wrote...

Is it really THAT big a deal?

They're all virtually PG-13.

How are you still not understanding me?
I don't think they are vulgar.
I dont want them to be more "sexier" 


I just find them lame. Cheesy. Tacky. tasteless. How else do I put this....?

Well, that's mainly your opinion. I also think it's a terribly minor concern.

Thank you so much.  I wouldn't have known that his statements were his opinion when he prefaced them with "I don't" and "I just". <_<

On topic:
Yeah, I found the "scenes" to be really subpar.  In fact, I thought that romance scenes in disney movies are better done.  That seems like a snide remark, but I'm being honest.  I can watch the Lion King's romance scene and think it's still much better done than talk of getting the engine room ready or Tali getting flustered. 

[Rockworm503]

Daeel wrote...

Lenimph wrote...

@OP

Have you played Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood?

I'd just like to here you're personal opinion on that games sexy time.

I haven't, but I youtubed it. It wasn't that bad to be honest. That sex scene is a step above Mass Effect 2, but a step below Mass Effect 1.

May I ask your opinion on this?

You know what else is different about it?
It was chosen for you before the game started.
You couldn't pick who to romance.
So yea lets compare an action stealth game to an action RPG.

[1136342t54_]

Daeel wrote...

Lenimph wrote...

@OP

Have you played Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood?

I'd just like to here you're personal opinion on that games sexy time.

I haven't, but I youtubed it. It wasn't that bad to be honest. That sex scene is a step above Mass Effect 2, but a step below Mass Effect 1.

May I ask your opinion on this?

The Brotherhood scene isn't that far from (or at all) ME 2 scenes. Witcher 2 scenes are something some people think ME3 scenes should be like. ME1 wasn't even at that level.

[Daeel]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

I'm now fully sure of it; this is Zeel all right. You should all stop arguing with him; you're never going to get anywhere.

Charming as this is Detective Cthulhu42 . I lack the same vitrol as Zeel. Though I enjoy a good argument. Do stop derailing my topic please.

[Praetor Knight]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Prince Zeel, King Zeel, Lord Zeel; he's had many names. This is because he keeps getting permabanned. He basically antagonizes and insults people, and complains a lot. Just like our friend Daeel here.

Hmm... I forgot about that dude until this thread popped up; and with your hunch, I'm a borrow from Mordin, "Implications Unpleasant".

[1136342t54_]

jreezy wrote...

1136342t54 wrote...

Liara: Same thing but you see a blue butt.

Blue used to be my favorite color but then I started getting too many blue-colored hand me down clothes. I'm indifferent to most things blue now. Liara is an exception.

I'm mostly into purple. A reason why initially I wanted Shiala as a romance option but Liara soon grew on me.

Thank god for the Saints Row Series though  

[jlb524]

Daeel wrote...

Am I the only one who can't get through the Love scene in Mass effect 2? I always skip. Always. I just tested my theory again by youtubing Miranda Sex scene and I only got to the 7th second. the whisper "excuse me captain" was enough to set me off.

 Not in that way

It's not that I'm a prude or anything. It's just these scenes are tasteless. 

I know whats going to happen at the end, she's going to grind on his pelvic bone in engineering and It's really hard to watch. Do people actually enjoy watching this?

and Jacob's is worse. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

Those are the two worse scenes, IMO.

The others were good.

[Daeel]

1136342t54 wrote...

Daeel wrote...
Well you explain to me then what the hell that abomination is for, then? Again, it's a tackless slapped together 'love scene'. DO you honestly think that represents Shepard's and Miranda's relationship?

My main problem is how bad it's done. I've seen sex scenes done well. It can be done. Bioware just doesn't do it.

Well I don't even think Tali and Garrus should be romanceable. Jack's is cheesy. Miranda's is bad. Jacob's is the worst. Thane is bad. bad. bad. bad. Am I missing someone?

It shows that they have sex not a representation of their relationship. Although for some it could if they examined it I didn't. 

Your main problem is with the characters and certain scenes that is it. The basis of your argument for the way the scenes aren't good is because its so teens can jackoff. That isn't a good one. Plus your explanation for not caring about the other scenes because the characters are bad isn't enough either. You chose to only pick specific scenes you dislike as a reason to axe the others but in the end there is no real reason to do it other than the resource argument. Even then that would ultimately fail.

That was not my main argument at all. You are going out of your way to misrepresent my argument, despite me rebuking you plenty of times. 

Like I said BEFORE, these scenes are badly done because it doesn't feel like the relationship is culimating as you said. or that it represents the "bond" of these two characters. It's a slap together sex scene with little purpose. Is it so wrong to suggest they be removed if they are not serving their purpose. If they are suppose to be about the relationship reaching it climax, why are the sex scenes becoming progressively more about the suggestive actions and less about the intimiate emotions. 


Second, I don't remember ever saying the characters are bad. I don't think they are bad. I found their romances kind of humourous actually. I dont think they are pratical, is why I do not like them. As for their sex scene, yes, it's not as bad as Miranda's. So I have no qualms with it.

[1136342t54_]

jlb524 wrote...

Daeel wrote...

Am I the only one who can't get through the Love scene in Mass effect 2? I always skip. Always. I just tested my theory again by youtubing Miranda Sex scene and I only got to the 7th second. the whisper "excuse me captain" was enough to set me off.

 Not in that way

It's not that I'm a prude or anything. It's just these scenes are tasteless. 

I know whats going to happen at the end, she's going to grind on his pelvic bone in engineering and It's really hard to watch. Do people actually enjoy watching this?

and Jacob's is worse. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

Those are the two worse scenes, IMO.

The others were good.

Funny how he only wants to use the 2 worse scenes as justification for taking them out the game.

Modifié par 1136342t54 , 16 janvier 2012 - 07:13 .

[Lenimph]

I hate the TW2's sex scene between Triss and Geralt

Mainly because I don't find the Harry Potter sound track sexy. Nothing against the nudity but uhg the way everything is handled in that scene just screams cheezy pronz (not counting the bad voice acting) and makes me nauseous.

Tis convenient Triss doesn't break out in hives when she magically dissipates her clothes (because you know she's allergic to magic)

I'd take Miranda grinding in the engine bay anytime over that.

But I think DA2 got the love scenes just right.

[Daeel]

1136342t54 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Daeel wrote...

Am I the only one who can't get through the Love scene in Mass effect 2? I always skip. Always. I just tested my theory again by youtubing Miranda Sex scene and I only got to the 7th second. the whisper "excuse me captain" was enough to set me off.

 Not in that way

It's not that I'm a prude or anything. It's just these scenes are tasteless. 

I know whats going to happen at the end, she's going to grind on his pelvic bone in engineering and It's really hard to watch. Do people actually enjoy watching this?

and Jacob's is worse. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

Those are the two worse scenes, IMO.

The others were good.

Funny how he only wants to use the 2 worse scenes as justification for taking them out the game.

I want them to be reworked, if they can't be done properly, I want them removed.