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[ObserverStatus]

I know I already posted this a year ago on another thread, but I don't care.

Shiala: I've been dieing to see you Shepard!

Shepard: Yeah, whatever my cabin is on the top deck.

*They go up the elevator.*

Shiala: Nice place!

EDI: Shepard, the Cerberus handbook cleary states it's regulations on...

Shepard: Can it EDI.

Shiala: Was that an AI?

Shepard:No, its a laser light display I bought on Omega.

Shiala: Ugh, I feel a little lightheaded, mind if I lay on your couch?

Shepard: Not at all.

Shiala: *Coughs, exhaling a cloud of green powder, and collapses*

Shepard: Holy **** EDI, get Doctor Solus up here!

*The powder begins to settle, much of it landing in Shepard's fish tank.*

Shiala: *Wheezes on the ground."

Shepard: Um, are you ok?

Shiala: I speak for the old growth: you are within and before the thorian.

Shepard: Grunt! I need you to come up here right now with a big can of weed killer!

Shiala: Your every step in a transgression. This flesh defiles my presence.

Shepard: If you're still in their Shiala, I think you'd better lie down.

Shiala: The old growth sees the air you push as lies, your flesh will tend the next cycle.

EDI: Commander Shepard, the Illusive Man would like to speak with you.

Shepard: Tell him I'm busy!

*Shiala pushes Shepard to the ground and leans over him, tentacles dangling from her mouth."

Shiala: The throian demands your flesh! It hungers for those that scurry!

*Solus and Grunt enter the cabin, and find it empty. There are signs of a struggle and there is green powder everywhere, but Shepard and Shiala are nowhere to be found*

Grunt: I'm hungry! I've got dibs on the hamster.

Modifié par bobobo878, 16 janvier 2012 - 07:17 .

[Daeel]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Wait, I've got it now; Daeel is Donnstar and Zeel's love child. Hence the name. It makes so much sense. It must be hard, being the offspring of two trolls.

And what are you? The unloved ginger step child?

[Rockworm503]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Daeel wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Wait, I've got it now; Daeel is Donnstar and Zeel's love child. Hence the name. It makes so much sense. It must be hard, being the offspring of two trolls.

And what are you? The unloved ginger step child?

See, that's what I'm talking about. You remind me so much of them.

oh man where's the popcorn when you need it?

[LPPrince]

Mass Effect 1- Wonderful love scenes.

Mass Effect 2- Tacky love scenes.

Mass Effect 3- Nuns.

[Inquisitor Recon]

bobobo878 wrote...

I know I already posted this a year ago on another thread, but I don't care.

Shiala: I've been dieing to see you Shepard!

Shepard: Yeah, whatever my cabin is on the top deck.

*They go up the elevator.*

Shiala: Nice place!

EDI: Shepard, the Cerberus handbook cleary states it's regulations on...

Shepard: Can it EDI.

Shiala: Was that an AI?

Shepard:No, its a laser light display I bought on Omega.

Shiala: Ugh, I feel a little lightheaded, mind if I lay on your couch?

Shepard: Not at all.

Shiala: *Coughs, exhaling a cloud of green powder, and collapses*

Shepard: Holy **** EDI, get Doctor Solus up here!

*The powder begins to settle, much of it landing in Shepard's fish tank.*

Shiala: *Wheezes on the ground."

Shepard: Um, are you ok?

Shiala: I speak for the old growth: you are within and before the thorian.

Shepard: Grunt! I need you to come up here right now with a big can of weed killer!

Shiala: Your every step in a transgression. This flesh defiles my presence.

Shepard: If you're still in their Shiala, I think you'd better lie down.

Shiala: The old growth sees the air you push as lies, your flesh will tend the next cycle.

EDI: Commander Shepard, the Illusive Man would like to speak with you.

Shepard: Tell him I'm busy!

*Shiala pushes Shepard to the ground and leans over him, tentacles dangling from her mouth."

Shiala: The throian demands your flesh! It hungers for those that scurry!

*Solus and Grunt enter the cabin, and find it empty. There are signs of a struggle and there is green powder everywhere, but Shepard and Shiala are nowhere to be found*

Grunt: I'm hungry! I've got dibs on the hamster.

WTF? This is why I advise Shepard always have a combat knife and sidearm on him at all times.

[jlb524]

Daeel wrote...

I want them to be reworked, if they can't be done properly, I want them removed.

I thought the Thane, Jack, Garrus, Tali scenes were good and fit their character well.

[GayFemshep]

I actually prefered Samara's Romance out of ME2. And that didn't even have a sex scene. And Thanes. Sexy. Sexy Thane . Give me some fish lips anyday. But to complain about them is pointless. We want them.So we got them. And We're better people because of it.

[AgitatedLemon]

ITT: "How dare you like the things I don't! You're clearly a lesser human being and should be castrated!"

[Daeel]

jlb524 wrote...

Daeel wrote...

I want them to be reworked, if they can't be done properly, I want them removed.

I thought the Thane, Jack, Garrus, Tali scenes were good and fit their character well.

Well. They weren't that bad. Maybe I am just put off by the crying parts.

And tali mauling shepard part.

Actually, Garrus really had the best scene.

[Izhalezan]

didymos1120 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Garrus's and Tali's just fade out, you know. Stick with them.

They all do. None of the love scenes in ME2 actually showed anything other than the preliminaries.

and DA2 gave you just enough to know that teh humps was gonna happen. I blame Faux.

[jlb524]

Daeel wrote...

Well. They weren't that bad. Maybe I am just put off by the crying parts.

Emotion is good.

Daeel wrote... 
And tali mauling shepard part.

wat

[didymos1120]

AgitatedLemon wrote...

ITT: "How dare you like the things I don't! You're clearly a lesser human being and should be castrated!"

More like "In Every Topic".

[Inquisitor Recon]

jlb524 wrote...

Daeel wrote... 
And tali mauling shepard part.

wat

Hmm. Maybe Tali actually did rape Shepard. Maybe he was so shocked by her face he couldn't react?

[Lenimph]

As long DA:O sex doesn't happen again can we all settle down and be friends?

[jlb524]

Lenimph wrote...

As long DA:O sex doesn't happen again can we all settle down and be friends?

This.

[Rockworm503]

jlb524 wrote...

Lenimph wrote...

As long DA:O sex doesn't happen again can we all settle down and be friends?

This.

Hehe I think no one can disagree on that.
Though I still go with it because its there.
I'm a dirty dirty man.

[jlb524]

ReconTeam wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Daeel wrote... 
And tali mauling shepard part.

wat

Hmm. Maybe Tali actually did rape Shepard. Maybe he was so shocked by her face he couldn't react?

Ignoring the fact that Shepard encouraged Tali to have sex with him...wat

[Inquisitor Recon]

jlb524 wrote...
Ignoring the fact that Shepard encouraged Tali to have sex with him...wat

Until he saw her face, then he froze and Tali took advantage of him. The horror.

[jlb524]

ReconTeam wrote...

jlb524 wrote...
Ignoring the fact that Shepard encouraged Tali to have sex with him...wat

Until he saw her face, then he froze and Tali took advantage of him. The horror.

You assume she's ugly.

You assume Shepard only cares about looks if she is ugly.

Knowing that Shepard still cuddles with her afterwards...he obviously liked something there.

[Daeel]

Rojahar wrote...

First rule of BSN: Don't ever speak anything but praise toward Bioware romances. There's even a subforum dedicated to them. You don't wanna mess with some of the fanatics around here, or you'll end up like a victim in Saw.

Though the OP is doing a poor job of trying to communicate his point, I agree that the "romance scenes" can be pretty awkward. There is room for improvement. Personally, I thought certain scenes, like Miranda's, looked like someone trying to reinact softcore basic cable scenes with action figures. I thought Garrus' was pulled off really well though.

I am presenting my position very well thank you very much. It's the audience...