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Would you like an Asari wife?


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FERMi27

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Just asking.

Personally I was thinking about it and came to the conclusion that an Asari wife would be ideal, since they're free of typical female ****** Sapiens mentality. No infidelity, no "sponsorship" expectance, no intrigues behind the back, no ****, no nothing. Just a clueless baby-borning machine. Sweet!

And why the hell is their physiology so convenient for human males?

Modifié par FERMi27, 16 janvier 2012 - 05:38 .


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Daeel

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No. Real ones are already huge pains in the ass. One that can outlive me, has eternal youth would be a nightmare.

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Nashiktal

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Trolling has been getting more and more boring lately.

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The baby-borning cluelessness are two of the most unappealing qualities of women for me. Don't want kids; don't want stupid.

Nah, I'll stick with humankind.

Modifié par JeffZero, 16 janvier 2012 - 05:39 .


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BatmanPWNS

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No, they're only worth one night stands.

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hawat333

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Nah, only a volus.
The desires of the flesh fade after some time.
Volus are curvy people - their wives probably cook very good.

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JeffZero wrote...

The baby-borning cluelessness are two of the most unappealing qualities of women for me. Don't want kids; don't want stupid.

Nah, I'll stick with humankind.

If you don't want kids, you should actually go quarian then. No danger of babies there.

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Daeel wrote...

eternal youth

Isn't this a plus? No need to go in the wrong places in search for entertainment once you get old.

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No.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

The baby-borning cluelessness are two of the most unappealing qualities of women for me. Don't want kids; don't want stupid.

Nah, I'll stick with humankind.

If you don't want kids, you should actually go quarian then. No danger of babies there.



Lol, true. I'll keep my fantasy-only options open, then, but quarian romance can be so... Challenging.

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JeffZero wrote...

The baby-borning cluelessness are two of the most unappealing qualities of women for me. Don't want kids; don't want stupid.

Nah, I'll stick with humankind.

I'll just mention that I did not mean "stupidity" as a quality. I just meant that Asari and Human evolution took place apart, so noone knows each other's weaknesess. If one's smarter, this may be exploited and turned into an advantage. You feel me?

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Well Liara is good enough for my Shep, so ...

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FERMi27 wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

The baby-borning cluelessness are two of the most unappealing qualities of women for me. Don't want kids; don't want stupid.

Nah, I'll stick with humankind.

I'll just mention that I did not mean "stupidity" as a quality. I just meant that Asari and Human evolution took place apart, so noone knows each other's weaknesess. If one's smarter, this may be exploited and turned into an advantage. You feel me?



Ah yeah, gotcha. My bad.

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Not really. Yeah they'd stay hot forever, but to them your lifespan is just a drop in the bucket so I'd bet they'd be all disconnected since they know you're going to get all wrinkly and die within a fraction of their lifetime. Plus, knowing my luck, my asari wife's brainwashing pheromones don't work right and I'll suddenly see the real Geiger-esque her while doinking her.

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Love Asari so yes would definitely like one

Modifié par MassStorm, 16 janvier 2012 - 05:46 .


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Volus Warlord

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No.

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Yes, most definately. She will outlive me and will stay perky even at old age. What more can a man want.

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JeffZero wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

The baby-borning cluelessness are two of the most unappealing qualities of women for me. Don't want kids; don't want stupid.

Nah, I'll stick with humankind.

If you don't want kids, you should actually go quarian then. No danger of babies there.



Lol, true. I'll keep my fantasy-only options open, then, but quarian romance can be so... Challenging.

Good point. I hear they can be dangerous if you don't have a wise salarian doctor around to give you advice on how to handle it.

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sackyhack wrote...

Not really. Yeah they'd stay hot forever, but to them your lifespan is just a drop in the bucket so I'd bet they'd be all disconnected since they know you're going to get all wrinkly and die within a fraction of their lifetime. Plus, knowing my luck, my asari wife's brainwashing pheromones don't work right and I'll suddenly see the real Geiger-esque her while doinking her.

Lol, you're just scared of them. Don't worry, you won't embrace the ethernity prematurely... if you treat her good.<3

Modifié par FERMi27, 16 janvier 2012 - 05:48 .


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sackyhack

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FERMi27 wrote...

sackyhack wrote...

Not really. Yeah they'd stay hot forever, but to them your lifespan is just a drop in the bucket so I'd bet they'd be all disconnected since they know you're going to get all wrinkly and die within a fraction of their lifetime. Plus, knowing my luck, my asari wife's brainwashing pheromones don't work right and I'll suddenly see the real Geiger-esque her while doinking her.

Lol, you're just scared of them. Don't worry, you won't embrace the ethernity prematurely... if you treat her good.<3


The doctor said premature eternity embracing happens to lots of guys!  I think I'm just too stressed out at work...wanna listen to some CDs??

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Yes, because I'm a xenophile.

And if you romanced Liara, Tali, Thane, or Garrus chances are you are too.

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MassStorm wrote...

Love Asari so yes would definitely like one


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You humans are all racist.

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yes

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Relix28 wrote...

You humans are all racist.


Everyone is prejudiced, the only questions are the extent and display.