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[JeffZero]

No, but it's kind of you to offer.

[Timbaroo]

Yes. I imagine they're hairless. Everywhere. Yaaasssssss.

[Flashflame58]

And damn it for getting the last post on the previous page. Am I really that unlucky? >_>

[Icinix]

No. The point of companionship is growing old together, experiencing life and family together.

My own insecurities would be reminding me constantly that to this Asari - I am just one partner for them at a point in time. I would be constantly wondering if they will view me in a hundred years as I view a girlfriend I had in high school.

But I'm selfish so meh.

[JeffZero]

Flashflame58 wrote...

And damn it for getting the last post on the previous page. Am I really that unlucky? >_>

Don't worry, I read and acknowledged your preference for the penis.

[Flashflame58]

JeffZero wrote...

Flashflame58 wrote...

And damn it for getting the last post on the previous page. Am I really that unlucky? >_>

Don't worry, I read and acknowledged your preference for the penis.

Thank GOD someone did.

[HolyJellyfish]

 Nah. I would rather have a drell bride/ groom. Considering their skin oozes with hallucinogenic properties

[D.Kain]

Flashflame58 wrote...

No. I like peni. Not bewbs.

But it doesn't matter for asari, they just link their minds. 

[silver_sparrow]

Heck yeah! They have intercourse with you brain! YOUR BRAIN!!!

[arne1234]

Asari mature very slowly, this brings up a serious problem with kids as a asari kid would by human standards be both mentally retated and have biotic powers. This means that during your active live you have to take care of a blue alien with downsyndrome straight out of x men followed by a everlasting curious, bionic prankster puber in your silver days. Also theirs somewhere the realisation that not long afther you die she's going to be a stripper.
I doubt someone who marries a Asari would reach a 150

[Inquisitor Recon]

But she could cheat on you with virtually anything. 

[silver_sparrow]

THAT's a fair point. I don't want to take care of a dangerous problem child for the rest of my life. I hate children!

[D.Kain]

ReconTeam wrote...

But she could cheat on you with virtually anything. 

Find the one that doesn't cheat? 

[D.Kain]

arne1234 wrote...

Asari mature very slowly, this brings up a serious problem with kids as a asari kid would by human standards be both mentally retated and have biotic powers. This means that during your active live you have to take care of a blue alien with downsyndrome straight out of x men followed by a everlasting curious, bionic prankster puber in your silver days. Also theirs somewhere the realisation that not long afther you die she's going to be a stripper.
I doubt someone who marries a Asari would reach a 150

Don't have children. Problem solved. 

[Inquisitor Recon]

D.Kain wrote...
Find the one that doesn't cheat? 

I was going to find that video where Liara keeps waking up next to different people but I couldn't.

[D.Kain]

Saphra Deden wrote...

No thanks. Marrying aliens should be illegal or at the very least not entitle you to any of the usual benefits (such as tax breaks).

This is a good idea. I agree. 

[D.Kain]

ReconTeam wrote...

D.Kain wrote...
Find the one that doesn't cheat? 

I was going to find that video where Liara keeps waking up next to different people but I couldn't.

Who said Liara was a good example? She got over Shepard in 2 years lol.

[McManus001]

D.Kain wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

D.Kain wrote...
Find the one that doesn't cheat? 

I was going to find that video where Liara keeps waking up next to different people but I couldn't.

Who said Liara was a good example? She got over Shepard in 2 years lol.

especially since 2 years for asari is what two months for humans

[arne1234]

D.Kain wrote...

arne1234 wrote...

Asari mature very slowly, this brings up a serious problem with kids as a asari kid would by human standards be both mentally retated and have biotic powers. This means that during your active live you have to take care of a blue alien with downsyndrome straight out of x men followed by a everlasting curious, bionic prankster puber in your silver days. Also theirs somewhere the realisation that not long afther you die she's going to be a stripper.
I doubt someone who marries a Asari would reach a 150

Don't have children. Problem solved. 

Asari are monogendered your opinion is yust a opinion

[D.Kain]

arne1234 wrote...

Asari are monogendered your opinion is yust a opinion

What? 

[Aggie Punbot]

I think s/he may have quoted the wrong post.

[arne1234]

you can't prevent them from having children

[D.Kain]

arne1234 wrote...

you can't prevent them from having children

 They can have children whenever they please. There is no such thing as accident for them, and they are not required to concieve when they mate.

Modifié par D.Kain, 28 janvier 2012 - 10:49 .

[Eyerock]

Is she strong with plough?