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Would you like an Asari wife?


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Kaiser Arian XVII

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No. They use you to create a child of their own species.. Strengthen their species, weaken yours.
I always see the big picture.

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Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

No. They use you to create a child of their own species.. Strengthen their species, weaken yours.
I always see the big picture.


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:mellow:

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JG The Gamer

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It's tempting to say the least. If we lived in the Mass Effect universe, we are more than likely to have different thoughts and opinions on interacting with other species. For a time, dating aliens would be considered a taboo thing. But as time passes, it may become more and more acceptable starting with the asari. Eventually people would begin moving onto other species, but the asari is most likely the human's first choice outside our species.

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JG The Gamer wrote...

It's tempting to say the least. If we lived in the Mass Effect universe, we are more than likely to have different thoughts and opinions on interacting with other species. For a time, dating aliens would be considered a taboo thing. But as time passes, it may become more and more acceptable starting with the asari. Eventually people would begin moving onto other species, but the asari is most likely the human's first choice outside our species.


A thoughtful, srs bsns post for a thoughtful, srs bsns thread.

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Nope, the tentacles on their head disgust me.

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Quality thread.

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lolwut? :mellow: 

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Oh my God, get your facts right!

Asari can't be wives, because they are not really women!

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

No. They use you to create a child of their own species.. Strengthen their species, weaken yours.
I always see the big picture.


Jedi Sentinel Arian


Arian


:mellow:


Sorry if I didn't see your small picture.
Yes I despise Asari as a species. But I respect Samara and her code.

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Russalka wrote...

Oh my God, get your facts right!

Asari can't be wives, because they are not really women!

Yes they are! And I like it that way, OK?

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An asari wife? Heck yeah. If I could, I'd become one myself ^^

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Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

Yes I despise Asari as a species.


KiddDaBeauty wrote...

An asari wife? Heck yeah. If I could, I'd become one myself ^^

This thread.

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This thread.

Quality, innit?

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Yes. An Asari wife would be amazing, I'd die with her looking the same as the day I met her mmmm.
The only problem would be if i pissed her off she could flay me alive... with her mind

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

Yes I despise Asari as a species.



Hah, I like it that you like it!
Go get an Asari wife, but I won't.

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FERMi27 wrote...

Just asking.

Personally I was thinking about it and came to the conclusion that an Asari wife would be ideal, since they're free of typical female ****** Sapiens mentality. No infidelity, no "sponsorship" expectance, no intrigues behind the back, no ****, no nothing. Just a clueless baby-borning machine. Sweet!

And why the hell is their physiology so convenient for human males?


If no children were involved? Probably yeah.

But since I may eventually want children (the human kind) then no.

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I want a Krogan wife...

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Julie the bogan

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If that means I wouldn't have to have the children, i'd go for that

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Ew no.

Why would I want to romance a blue chick with no hair and tentacles?

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Pubic tentacles?

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Russalka wrote...

Pubic tentacles?

You have em? Ew, yuck..

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FERMi27 wrote...

Just asking.

they're free of typical female ****** Sapiens mentality. No infidelity, no "sponsorship" expectance, no intrigues behind the back, no ****, no nothing. Just a clueless baby-borning machine. Sweet!

And why the hell is their physiology so convenient for human males?

I miss the times when people put effort in their trolling

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Weltea wrote...

FERMi27 wrote...

Just asking.

they're free of typical female ****** Sapiens mentality. No infidelity, no "sponsorship" expectance, no intrigues behind the back, no ****, no nothing. Just a clueless baby-borning machine. Sweet!

And why the hell is their physiology so convenient for human males?

I miss the times when people put effort in their trolling

I'm not limited to BSN, give me a break

#49
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First rule of trolling: Do not admit you are trolling.

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Russalka wrote...

Oh my God, get your facts right!

Asari can't be wives, because they are not really women!


No matter how awesome your Regina Spektor avatar is you're just wrong. They're women in the anatomical sense, so we refer to them as women. Its no more complicated than that.