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[naledgeborn]

Maybe asari slaves and servants for me and my human wife and children.

[This is the End My Friend]

Asari wife spam email for ME3.

[BlueMagitek]

naledgeborn wrote...

Maybe asari slaves and servants for me and my human wife and children.

Hey now, that's Batarian (and Asari) talk; we don't take kindly to that 'round these parts. 

[naledgeborn]

True enough. Such ways are beneath human kind.

[Vilio1]

Sure, why not?

[Zkyire]

naledgeborn wrote...

Maybe asari slaves and servants for me and my human wife and children.

When Thessia burns, and humans have saved the galaxy, we'll take the remnants of the Asari species to be our new serf class.

[Vilio1]

Zkyire wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...

Maybe asari slaves and servants for me and my human wife and children.

When Thessia burns, and humans have saved the galaxy, we'll take the remnants of the Asari species to be our new serf class.

It will probably be the other way around. Shepard has to gather allies to fight the Reapers on Earth.

[CptData]

Nope - no Asari wife for me. I'll stick with my own species - mostly because that way I can get old with my wife.

[Jeanne22]

"Character matters, not race or gender"

- Kelly Chambers

[Russalka]

android654 wrote...

No matter how awesome your Regina Spektor avatar is you're just wrong. They're women in the anatomical sense, so we refer to them as women. Its no more complicated than that.

Yes, I am so tired of people insisting they're not really female.

Modifié par Russalka, 16 janvier 2012 - 08:24 .

[BlueMagitek]

Jeanne22 wrote...

"Character matters, not race or gender"

- Kelly Chambers

"Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant."


~ Mordin Solus

Modifié par BlueMagitek, 16 janvier 2012 - 08:25 .

[Labrev]

BlueMagitek wrote...

Jeanne22 wrote...

"Character matters, not race or gender"

- Kelly Chambers

"Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant."


~ Mordin Solus

SMH, it's kinda sad how Kelly gets a bad rap only for being sweet and loving girl.

She just says she likes all aliens because she judges by character and not race... SHE MUST BE A WH0RE!!!

Modifié par Hah Yes Reapers, 16 janvier 2012 - 08:33 .

[Labrev]

As for the topic, based on the asari I've seen in-game, the answer is no. That's not to say never, though.

[AcidGlow]

I would totally dig having a hot blue alien chick for a wife 

Modifié par AcidGlow, 16 janvier 2012 - 08:38 .

[BlueMagitek]

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

SMH, it's kinda sad how Kelly gets a bad rap only for being sweet and loving girl.

She just says she likes all aliens because she judges by character and not race... SHE MUST BE A WH0RE!!!

She's an evil TIM-plant who monitors your email; don't trust her.

And she's a psychologist/yeoman, a triple threat; don't forget that part.

[android654]

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...
She just says she likes all aliens because she judges by character and not race... SHE MUST BE A WH0RE!!!

You say that like its a bad thing...

To the op, no. Just f*** no. The whole concept isn't only asinine, but also sad. This is an epic spanning three trilogies and has no need for weddings to make it complete. Besides, its the future, I'm sure like concepts from the 17th century are archaic to us, traditional marriage is to people in Mass Effect. Shepard doesn't do marriage.

Modifié par android654, 16 janvier 2012 - 08:48 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

BlueMagitek wrote...

She's an evil TIM-plant who monitors your email; don't trust her.

And she's a psychologist/yeoman, a triple threat; don't forget that part.

She's also a ginger.

[android654]

Random Jerkface wrote...
She's also a ginger.

Isn't that what makes her ****ty?

[Labrev]

BlueMagitek wrote...

She's an evil TIM-plant who monitors your email; don't trust her.

And she's a psychologist/yeoman, a triple threat; don't forget that part.

lol nah, she's just as deluded about Cerberus as... some other people we know. (if not, ... less).

[BlueMagitek]

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

BlueMagitek wrote...

She's an evil TIM-plant who monitors your email; don't trust her.

And she's a psychologist/yeoman, a triple threat; don't forget that part.

lol nah, she's just as deluded about Cerberus as... some other people we know. (if not, ... less).

But she judges based on character, and as we know, nobody has as much character as Martin Sheen, no matter how illusive he tries to be.

Hey now, those other people we know are good people. ~_^

[Labrev]

BlueMagitek wrote...

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

BlueMagitek wrote...

She's an evil TIM-plant who monitors your email; don't trust her.

And she's a psychologist/yeoman, a triple threat; don't forget that part.

lol nah, she's just as deluded about Cerberus as... some other people we know. (if not, ... less).

But she judges based on character, and as we know, nobody has as much character as Martin Sheen, no matter how illusive he tries to be.

Hey now, those other people we know are good people. ~_^

Good people? Not what I'd call a group repeatedly responsible for (1) derailing threads; (2) posting flamebait across the board; (3) name-calling/bashing other fans; (4) otherwise posting garbage (often in the form of inaccuracies).

If they were "good" they would discuss their discontent in a civil manner. Or leave, seeing as they claim to no longer be interested in the game anyway (which, if they're still here, means they're full of it).

But they don't, and it shows you what kind of people they are. It ain't "good."

Modifié par Hah Yes Reapers, 16 janvier 2012 - 09:11 .

[seirhart]

Can I have multiple Asari wives that live with shepard and he'll take care of all their needs - if so I'll take
Liara, Samara and Shiala if she goes back to the way she looked in ME 1 with lots and lots of blue children from all of them.

[Collider]

wat

[stysiaq]

sure, their lifespan means they won't get old the entire marriage, and you have more excuses not to help her with the housework ("you'll have another 900 years to live outside the kitchen honey!").

Also, I'd buy her a wig, painted her pink and voila!

[Neria Rose]

No. I'll take a Turian or Cathar husband, though.

Edit: To stick with the blue-skinned theme, I would also very gladly take a (buff) Chiss husband.

Modifié par Neria Rose, 17 janvier 2012 - 12:35 .