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Would you like an Asari wife?


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#101
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Will she make me a sammich?

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Daeel wrote...

No. Real ones are already huge pain in the ass. One that can outlive me, has eternal youth would be a nightmare.



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Not really. I'm not particularly fond of blue aliens with tentacles instead of hair.

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Sure, why not... :) They're so sexy ♥ :)

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Oh...Yet another horny teen OP who can only drool over virtual women... -_-

I'm 21, if that counts as teen - np.

Also, I have a girlfriend, but she's stupid boring(and I date her cause I'm bored too). I wish she was an Asari. At least would've made me fear her one tiny little bit.
However she ain't seeing me once ME3 is out.

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@Fermi: can't blame her for being bored.

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Blue tentacle head instead of real human female? Nevah.

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FERMi27 wrote...

Also, I have a girlfriend, but she's stupid boring

Well isn't that nice.
No. No it's not, it's mean. You meanie say sorry and look at a wall.

Modifié par Blasto the jelly, 17 janvier 2012 - 07:21 .


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Well as the song goes.

♫♪♫If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, get an Asari girl to marry you♫♪♫

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hawat333 wrote...

Nah, only a volus.


This guy knows what is up.

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Nah, i'm more than good with a human female. They're pretty awesome you know <(^_^<)

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I need Liara to my Female Shepard, for the eternity love story

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i dont mind a asari girlfrend XD

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FERMi27 wrote...

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Oh...Yet another horny teen OP who can only drool over virtual women... -_-

I'm 21, if that counts as teen - np.

Also, I have a girlfriend, but she's stupid boring(and I date her cause I'm bored too). I wish she was an Asari. At least would've made me fear her one tiny little bit.
However she ain't seeing me once ME3 is out.


Sure, it's your life, but that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy below the belt, buddy.
Get another girlfriend if you're not happy with your current one.

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So, instead of getting an actual girlfriend whose company you enjoy, you'd rather a virtual blue alien.

K.

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Random Jerkface wrote...

So, instead of getting an actual girlfriend whose company you enjoy, you'd rather a virtual blue alien.

K.

Well, I suppose you gotta do something when getting the former isn't an option.

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Nope, because Ican seperate games from reality.

Modifié par Yuqi, 17 janvier 2012 - 09:48 .


#118
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CptData wrote...

FERMi27 wrote...

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Oh...Yet another horny teen OP who can only drool over virtual women... -_-

I'm 21, if that counts as teen - np.

Also, I have a girlfriend, but she's stupid boring(and I date her cause I'm bored too). I wish she was an Asari. At least would've made me fear her one tiny little bit.
However she ain't seeing me once ME3 is out.


Sure, it's your life, but that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy below the belt, buddy.
Get another girlfriend if you're not happy with your current one.


Did you see my previous question?

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Uh? The tentacles are disgusting?

Lol, that would be the first thing in my list to touch if asaris were real. Just to see if they bounce XD

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anything over a... *cringe* human. >.<

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Yuqi wrote...

Nope, because Ican seperate games from reality.


What is reality?:mellow:

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anything over a... *cringe* human. >.<

So I'm guessing a walk through a zoo is something like an exotic club tour for you?

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 17 janvier 2012 - 11:30 .


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Random Jerkface wrote...

anything over a... *cringe* human. >.<

So I'm guessing a walk through a zoo is something like an exotic club tour for you?

I admit nothing! D:<

#124
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GG, mate. XD

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Xilizhra wrote...

Besides that: would you feel good if you start to get old, wrinkled, with bones cracking here and then, almost blind and maybe deaf ... while your Asari love stays young? ^^

Why wouldn't I? If you contracted terminal cancer, would it make you feel better to have your wife get it too?


That question doesn't make much sense.
I won't go into that since it's useless to discuss that topic. After all we're talking about fictional characters and races here. No need to talk about real stuff.

Besides that: if I have cancer and have to die within a year while my fiancee still has sixty years left - let her live. I can deal with it, even if she's going to have another love one day.
I don't even fear death. It's part of our existence.