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#151
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Ask Samara.

She gave birth to FOUR Ardat Yakshi ... so much for "more intelligent". They do mistakes. Heck with it, despite the fact everyone sees the Asari as a wise race, they act rather stupid in their "youth". Asari mercs? Pirates? Criminals?

They call it "learning to live" or "experience", I call it "proof, Asari are not better than any other race."


Also: since an Asari can do it with Salarians, Humans, Drell
and other short living species, they could have seven or eight partners
in her life. Now what if every single of those partners want at least
one or two kids? There we go again: one Asari may give birth to more
than just one or two children ....


Think it's kinda obvious I'm not the biggest fan of the Asari ... too many issues with a long-living, "frisky" species.
I like Krogans more. At least I know they're out for a fight. :).


Guess it's just me then. If I was an asari I wouldn't breed unless it was needed too. Seems like a waste of my personal time. But well, I guess asari do expand don't they? I mean there are sure a lot of them. 

Also would never romance anyone besides other asari. :)

Modifié par D.Kain, 18 janvier 2012 - 07:46 .


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Well, that's not really fair. Krogan are cooler than pretty much everybody. And their Patron (Wrex) could headbutt Chuck Norris back into Dark Space.

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We all know Liara is hoping Shepard becauses Emperor of Mankind so their lovechild can dispute the legitimate heir's claim to the throne after Shepard dies. All furthering the asari galactic domination conspiracy!

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Shepard's baby-makers have been huskified, he no longer works as intended when Barry White fills the air.

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ReconTeam wrote...

We all know Liara is hoping Shepard becauses Emperor of Mankind so their lovechild can dispute the legitimate heir's claim to the throne after Shepard dies. All furthering the asari galactic domination conspiracy!


Oh please. If asari wanted to dominate the galaxy they would. They are just diplomats, they want everyone to live in peace. If asari really wanted too, all they would need to do is get more soldiers. As of now there are VERY little military asari, and they are all strong commandos, because most asari like to live a life of peace. If atleast 40% of all asari were in the military they would wipe out Turians+Humans+Krogans+Salarians+Geth+whatever lesser races are there in a fullscale war. 

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Asari have biotics. All the strippers and secretaries could just FUS RO DAH their clients out the window and a long and bloody war would commence.

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D.Kain wrote...
Oh please. If asari wanted to dominate the galaxy they would. They are just diplomats, they want everyone to live in peace. If asari really wanted too, all they would need to do is get more soldiers. As of now there are VERY little military asari, and they are all strong commandos, because most asari like to live a life of peace. If atleast 40% of all asari were in the military they would wipe out Turians+Humans+Krogans+Salarians+Geth+whatever lesser races are there in a fullscale war. 


Tin foil hat time. Put on your tin foil hat and you'll see the truth. By using their sexiness they interbreed with people in power, ensuring that asari will eventually take their place. Look at references in LotSB. The turian councilor's mistress? Probably Definately an asari! Udina's favorite way to relax? Hanging out with asari strippers!

They'll conquor the galaxy through banging everybody, not war. How very insidious.

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And pleasurable.



Long and bloody? More like long and c---



Ehh, maybe I'll just leave that be.

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ReconTeam wrote...

Tin foil hat time. Put on your tin foil hat and you'll see the truth. By using their sexiness they interbreed with people in power, ensuring that asari will eventually take their place. Look at references in LotSB. The turian councilor's mistress? Probably Definately an asari! Udina's favorite way to relax? Hanging out with asari strippers!

They'll conquor the galaxy through banging everybody, not war. How very insidious.


Well maybe. Just seems silly to me. They could dominate all galaxy in fullscale war in no time if they switched their focus to millitary. Also they could dominate in politics a long time ago, they were the first ones that found the citadel, and first ones to advance. They could ALREADY be in charge of everything if they really wanted too. No pity humanity or other lesser race would be able to stand up to them with their newly built first small fleet that discovered their first Relay. 

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@CovertMcAnonymous Dude are you relaxing with beer or something? =D

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I'm always relaxing with beer. It's a wonderful life.

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CovertMcAnonymous wrote...

Well, that's not really fair. Krogan are cooler than pretty much everybody. And their Patron (Wrex) could headbutt Chuck Norris back into Dark Space.


Nope. Shepard is the newest reincarnation of Chuck Norris - and s/he can headbutt everyone. Including Wrex ^^

But you're right: Krogans are pretty cool. I like 'em.

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CptData wrote...

CovertMcAnonymous wrote...

Well, that's not really fair. Krogan are cooler than pretty much everybody. And their Patron (Wrex) could headbutt Chuck Norris back into Dark Space.


Nope. Shepard is the newest reincarnation of Chuck Norris - and s/he can headbutt everyone. Including Wrex ^^

But you're right: Krogans are pretty cool. I like 'em.




Let's leave the "who-would-win-the-headbutt-contest" speculation well alone. That road is paved with mild frustration and spilled beer.

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ReconTeam wrote...

D.Kain wrote...
Oh please. If asari wanted to dominate the galaxy they would. They are just diplomats, they want everyone to live in peace. If asari really wanted too, all they would need to do is get more soldiers. As of now there are VERY little military asari, and they are all strong commandos, because most asari like to live a life of peace. If atleast 40% of all asari were in the military they would wipe out Turians+Humans+Krogans+Salarians+Geth+whatever lesser races are there in a fullscale war. 


Tin foil hat time. Put on your tin foil hat and you'll see the truth. By using their sexiness they interbreed with people in power, ensuring that asari will eventually take their place. Look at references in LotSB. The turian councilor's mistress? Probably Definately an asari! Udina's favorite way to relax? Hanging out with asari strippers!

They'll conquor the galaxy through banging everybody, not war. How very insidious.


This makes sense....

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Even TIM's falling for it.

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CovertMcAnonymous wrote...
Even TIM's falling for it.


TIM must be able to shield his mind in a way that prevents asari from reproducing. Else humanity would be truly doomed.

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ReconTeam wrote...

CovertMcAnonymous wrote...
Even TIM's falling for it.


TIM must be able to shield his mind in a way that prevents asari from reproducing. Else humanity would be truly doomed.


Doomed to what? What happens when asari dominate the galaxy?

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D.Kain wrote...
Doomed to what? What happens when asari dominate the galaxy?


I don't know. I'm still working out that part of their insidious plot, but I know the asari counciler has been masterminding this for hundreds of years now.

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D.Kain wrote...

Oh please. If asari wanted to dominate the galaxy they would. They are just diplomats, they want everyone to live in peace. If asari really wanted too, all they would need to do is get more soldiers. As of now there are VERY little military asari, and they are all strong commandos, because most asari like to live a life of peace. If atleast 40% of all asari were in the military they would wipe out Turians+Humans+Krogans+Salarians+Geth+whatever lesser races are there in a fullscale war. 

Meh.

For one thing, the asari republics are not centralized states. They cannot convert economic power into military power with as much ease as the Systems Alliance - let alone the Hierarchy - can. Setting aside your 40% number as outrageously unrealistic and representing a level of mobilized manpower incommensurate with any society at war in history, the asari republics would be lucky to get one-half of one percent of their population into the armed services, with the majority of those soldiers not being front line troops. (For example, the total number of Soviet citizens that served in the Red Army during the Second World War was less than twenty percent of the USSR's population in 1939, and that society was one of the most heavily militarized in human history; the current - 2012 - American armed forces, including reserve formations, represent less than one percent of the USA's population. Both of those states are centralized; the asari republics are not.)

Furthermore, the asari have what appears to be a fairly serious drain on available manpower in that significant numbers of younger asari enlist in mercenary organizations, not just in their local commando unit. Many of these are dubiously lawful, and plenty focus their activities on Terminus space; they do not represent a ready source of fighting troops, and indeed may represent a double drain on the asari in that they require the asari to expand their law enforcement personnel to limit their activities. 

The lack of political centralization also raises serious questions about the capability of the asari to effectively lead those forces. Assuming the asari began large-scale military recruitment and created proportionately large standing militaries, who would lead them? Extant asari commando units are expressly decentralized, rarely if ever band together, and are organized loosely democratically, something that has very little precedent in human history of working well (even Makhno's Black Army in the Russian Civil War, made up of purported anarchists, did not, for instance, elect its own officers). And that is only on the tactical level; how would asari create higher military infrastructure? Their political system is a vague sort of extranet democracy; who gives the orders to the admirals and generals? What provisions exist for managing the government - and through it, the military - during the middle of a full-scale war, with extranet use limited at best and citizens' legislatures certain to not even meet a quorum of asari society?

(Confusingly, the asari appear to have a unified space navy, per the Treaty of Farixen restrictions. They possess some twenty dreadnoughts, in addition to innumerable smaller craft. It is unclear how this even freaking works. To whom does/did Matriarch Lidanya, the CO of the Destiny Ascension, answer? How is the asari fleet staffed? Aaargh.)

Finally, we have zero information on asari birthrate and numbers. While they do enjoy long periods of fertility, human history indicates that a rise in economic prosperity coincides with a decline in real birthrate, and the asari are the most prosperous people in the galaxy (alluded to in various game materials and the Codex, and made embarrassingly explicit in the leaked beta). It suffices to say that any speculation on the asari population, much less the total mobilizable manpower disposable to the republics, is premature in the extreme.

tl;dr: the asari might have the numbers but they definitely lack the capacity to use them militarily.

CptData wrote...

Ask Samara.

She gave birth to FOUR Ardat Yakshi ... so much for "more intelligent". They do mistakes. Heck with it, despite the fact everyone sees the Asari as a wise race, they act rather stupid in their "youth". Asari mercs? Pirates? Criminals?

Four? Three, surely.

Anyway, sample size is wayyyyy too low to even think about labeling Samara's family as anything from which to extrapolate.

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ReconTeam wrote...

CovertMcAnonymous wrote...
Even TIM's falling for it.


TIM must be able to shield his mind in a way that prevents asari from reproducing. Else humanity would be truly doomed.





That Magnificent Bastard.

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^ true, daqs.

I'm just saying it. I saw far too many Asari mercs for my own good - that race of blue women isn't better than mankind. They might be space-faring much longer than humans, they might have wiser people on top of their society, but the average Asari isn't smarter or wiser than any given human.

Just my image of that race. ^^

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CptData wrote...

^ true, daqs.

I'm just saying it. I saw far too many Asari mercs for my own good - that race of blue women isn't better than mankind. They might be space-faring much longer than humans, they might have wiser people on top of their society, but the average Asari isn't smarter or wiser than any given human.

Just my image of that race. ^^

Oh, certainly. I wouldn't even say that "they have wiser people on top of their society". Older has never meant smarter/wiser for humans, why should it for aliens?

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@daqs You are completely right, I was just on the fly with those 40% of course, I don't know why I said that, sounds silly. =)
What I really meant was that asari COULD defeat other species in combat if they were interested in combat, but they chose democracy and peace, and no centralized government. They would need more troops and more space ships, but in the end they would surely dominate the rest of the galaxy if they wanted to focus on that as a whole. They have advanced tech and biotics, and a lot of years to train.

Also I'm not that sure a centralized government is always required for war, it just depends on how the particular society works. For example in Warhammer 40k the eldar race has anarchy in their craftworlds, but that doesn't get in the way of them being super organized and tactical in warfare.

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CptData wrote...

^ true, daqs.

I'm just saying it. I saw far too many Asari mercs for my own good - that race of blue women isn't better than mankind. They might be space-faring much longer than humans, they might have wiser people on top of their society, but the average Asari isn't smarter or wiser than any given human.

Just my image of that race. ^^


They are a better race biologicaly. Their organism is superior, and that's basically it. :)

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^ Hmm, what about Krogans with "extra" organs? They can survive almost everything. Asari are quite fragile.

Except Tela Vasir. And I hate it my Shepard couldn't romance her. She was awesome ...