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Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many

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McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


Depends on the asari.

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D.Kain wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


Depends on the asari.


I doubt if you meet an Asari within the first 200 years of there life the other 800 years theyll mourn for you.

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McManus001 wrote...

I doubt if you meet an Asari within the first 200 years of there life the other 800 years theyll mourn for you.


It depends on the asari!  :)

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D.Kain wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

I doubt if you meet an Asari within the first 200 years of there life the other 800 years theyll mourn for you.


It depends on the asari!  :)



i admire your optimsm :o

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McManus001 wrote...
i admire your optimsm :o


Lol. As much as I like the thought of someone being my partner alone, I wouldn't date an asari if I was human, because being so much time alone sucks. ^_^

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If I didn't find the tentacles creepy, sure.

"Asari girls, I get older and they stay the same, yes they do, yes they dooo..."

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"Would you like an Asari wife?"

Depends; how much will you pay me to take her off of your hands?

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Zakatak757 wrote...

If I didn't find the tentacles creepy, sure.

"Asari girls, I get older and they stay the same, yes they do, yes they dooo..."


Family guy quote FTW:D

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Yes, I will love too in Mass Effect.

Heck if I were Asari is RL, I did get one. ;)

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I would like an Asari Wife..

If her name was Aria or Samara.

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Also, regarding life expectency.

Most humans in Mass Effect live to be 135 thanks to essentially having flawless health. Just how much time do you need? I would get bored by the 80 mark.

And I'm not trading my dick for an asure... even though I have no idea what an asure is. Wait a second, I might not mind the trade. Is it like a blue vajajay that can create mass effect fields or something?

Modifié par Zakatak757, 28 janvier 2012 - 05:49 .


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McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


YES, YES! I TOO HATE IT WHEN THE FEMALES HAVE MORE THAN ONE SEX PARTNER OVER THE SPAN OF THEIR ENTIRE LIVES! If a female desires to be with this one, she must only have ever been with me. She cannot have sex with anyone before me, nor can she have sex with anyone after me NO MATTER WHAT! 

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


YES, YES! I TOO HATE IT WHEN THE FEMALES HAVE MORE THAN ONE SEX PARTNER OVER THE SPAN OF THEIR ENTIRE LIVES! If a female desires to be with this one, she must only have ever been with me. She cannot have sex with anyone before me, nor can she have sex with anyone after me NO MATTER WHAT! 


Okay sorry maybe i didnt explain myself i wasnt talking about sex but about marriage and my personal feelings are if you marry someone they should be special to you not just someone to make the time pass.

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Asari can make everyone special to them. Diving into their minds is rather good for that.

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McManus001 wrote...

Sashimi_taco wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


YES, YES! I TOO HATE IT WHEN THE FEMALES HAVE MORE THAN ONE SEX PARTNER OVER THE SPAN OF THEIR ENTIRE LIVES! If a female desires to be with this one, she must only have ever been with me. She cannot have sex with anyone before me, nor can she have sex with anyone after me NO MATTER WHAT! 


Okay sorry maybe i didnt explain myself i wasnt talking about sex but about marriage and my personal feelings are if you marry someone they should be special to you not just someone to make the time pass.


Ah okay. Well maybe since the asari live for so long they love differently. I wouldn't make the assumtion that they are "passing the time" with you. They always make special in game thingies about how the asari are trying to tell their mates how they are NOT doing that. Anyway, if you were to get married and then died at the age of like 30 in a car crash, do you expect your SO to just never love again? If they did get married again does that mean that they loved you less?

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

Sashimi_taco wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


YES, YES! I TOO HATE IT WHEN THE FEMALES HAVE MORE THAN ONE SEX PARTNER OVER THE SPAN OF THEIR ENTIRE LIVES! If a female desires to be with this one, she must only have ever been with me. She cannot have sex with anyone before me, nor can she have sex with anyone after me NO MATTER WHAT! 


Okay sorry maybe i didnt explain myself i wasnt talking about sex but about marriage and my personal feelings are if you marry someone they should be special to you not just someone to make the time pass.


Ah okay. Well maybe since the asari live for so long they love differently. I wouldn't make the assumtion that they are "passing the time" with you. They always make special in game thingies about how the asari are trying to tell their mates how they are NOT doing that. Anyway, if you were to get married and then died at the age of like 30 in a car crash, do you expect your SO to just never love again? If they did get married again does that mean that they loved you less?


YES:devil:  
just kidding i wouldnt think it means they love you less but the genereal vibe i got from most Asari is that that they just use other aliens to progress there species (Liara not included:wub:)

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

McManus001 wrote...

Im not too keen on the whole Asari wife thing mainly because they live a thousand years and id be only be one of many


YES, YES! I TOO HATE IT WHEN THE FEMALES HAVE MORE THAN ONE SEX PARTNER OVER THE SPAN OF THEIR ENTIRE LIVES! If a female desires to be with this one, she must only have ever been with me. She cannot have sex with anyone before me, nor can she have sex with anyone after me NO MATTER WHAT! 


Yes totally this please. But one should not ask for what one wouldn't fulfill himself now would he? That would be hipocritical. 

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I'd rather have a turian husband.

No, scratch that. Harem. Turian harem.

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Is the Space Pope green?

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

I'd rather have a turian husband.

No, scratch that. Harem. Turian harem.


You like dem bones, huh? (pun intended) hehe 

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

I'd rather have a turian husband.

No, scratch that. Harem. Turian harem.


I like the way you think. 

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nah, i'd rather have an inflatable Asari doll.

Modifié par weedyfun, 28 janvier 2012 - 07:36 .


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Nah too squishy but on the other hand now that i think of it i would like see how a Drell female look that would probably be more interesting, DAT voice.

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No. I like peni. Not bewbs.