29 réponses à ce sujet

[wannabuyanun]

Aurora313 wrote...

Ashley: They just blew right past Pluto's defences.
Shepard: I'm not surprised...
Ashley: Then why do you look so perplexed.
Shepard: I was just wondering... did they ever sort out whether or not it's a planet or a dwarf planet?
Ashley: ... Actually, you know. They never really decided on it. I think it was made 'Dwarf planet' again last year, but - uh.
James: Doesn't matter now anyway.
Shepard: Come again?
James: The Reapers just blew up.
Ashley: What the...
Shepard: Really?
James: Surprised they bothered really.
Ashley: Damn...

*They all look in silence for a moment.*

Shepard: *shrugs* Boring planet anyway.

*James and Ash murmur in agreement.*

I laughed so hard.

(but i love pluto )

[Tazzmission]

omega club

*shepard* looking nice in here and they got some new dancers

* garuss* yea.... i heard they have a human who is a nice main attraction for the customers

* batarian bouncer* you human... are you looking for a exotic nice time?

*shepard* you know with all the crap i had to endure it couldnt hurt so yea sure why not?

*batarian bouncer* follow me ( leads shepard to a private booth)

* dancer* hey cutie what kind of dance would you like?

* shepard* ashley?

*ash* damnit shepard!

*shepard* so your the main atraction on omega? nice tin foil outfit btw....

* ash* sigh i have to leave skipper

*garuss* you know shepard for a human she has a nice waist and figure

* shepard* shut up garuss she isnt even your species and lets get out of here

Modifié par Tazzmission, 19 janvier 2012 - 08:03 .

[prothytheprothean]

(had to do this)

*the destiny accension being attacked by reapers*
*turian councilor starts a comm chat with shepard*
turian councilor: SHEPARD , PLEASE COME AND SAVE US FROM THE REAPERS!
shepard:...
turian councilor: IM SORRY I NEVER BELIVED THAT THE REAPRES WERE REAL! PLEASE SAVE US!
shepard:....*air qoutes* ah yes Reapers *closes comm chat*
turian councilor : NOOOOO SHEPARD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *destiny accension gets destroyed by harbinger*
500+ renegade

[wannabuyanun]

Mordin: Shepard. Glad you're here. Wanted to run something by you. Salarian life short but humans also considered short lived species. Considering last mission problems, your age has come to my attention. Have ordered a hearing aid for you among various creams to stop the spreading of your "skin spots"
Shepard: Mordin....
Mordin: Also Shepard, look into ways for relieving stress. No good for someone your age, can have major side effects.
Shepard: MORDIN......
Mordin: Sex is unavoidable considering your relationship with the turian, however take care not to sprain any muscles less you.....
Shepard: MORDIN!


(Joker listening in: Heh heh)

[Tazzmission]

*joker* hey commander can i talk to you for a moment?

*shepard* sure joker whats up?

*joker* sigh you know of my condition right?

*shepard* yes

*joker* sigh* do you have any tips on how i can prevent my bones from breaking if i decided to have a intimate relationship with one of the female team members like gabby from engineering?

*shepard* well joker to be perfectly honest with you i dont have your disease but it couldnt hurt to maybe try doing certain positions in bed and more importantly your interested in gabby?

*joker* yes sir i am

* shepard* does she know and will you tell her of your condition?

* joker* no she dosent know but i think she already knows that im the squeeky legs guy who pilots the fastest ship in the alliance.

* shepard* have you considered slapping omni gel on to help with the pain?

*joker* does that actually work? 

*shepard* i have to go

Modifié par Tazzmission, 21 janvier 2012 - 02:47 .