Thank you Teacher Vroom Vroom. I'd be honored!
He's like the Magic School Bus.
But a Car.
Vroom Vroom has returned to give you the history lesson!

The origins of World War 1 can be traced all the way back to April 14, 1912. Most people believe that the Titanic hit an iceberg and that's what caused it to sink. It did hit an iceberg, but that isn't what caused it to sink. Oh, no. The Titanic had something far more sinister (and oddly holy) on board, the Ark of the Covenant, it was being transported on board the Titanic. A Secret Agent of an organization called Spectre, Jack Lincler, was supposed to pick up the Ark of the Covenant from the Captain's, Louis's, quarters. Jack chose to infiltrate the Titanic by posing as a poor man and while posing as a poor man he met a woman named Rose Bolton, the two fell in love and he got distracted from his mission. Eventually disaster stuck. The Captain's First Mate, Clark, went into the Captain's quarters for some reason that remains lost to history, however he opened the Ark and let out the ghost inside which melted his face off. The ghost traveled throughout the Titanic melting faces as people scurried for the Lifeboats. Both the Ark of the Covenant and the Titanic sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Jack Lincler and Rose Bolton were left behind, but Jack was able to get her to safety by placing her on a piece of driftwood. Although the driftwood was large enough for the both of them, Jack chose death in fear of facing the Spectre organization for his failure.
Spectre eventually caught wind of Rose's story and found out she was pregnant with Jack Lincler's son. They kidnapped and brought her to their labs and helped her through the birth of her child, Aberdolf Lincler, agent designation Adolf Hitler. Spectre, being the high tech organization that it is, had its scientists give Aberdolf Lincler accelerated aging and stopped it at 20 years old.
Approximately two years later on June 28 1914, Archduke of Austria Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by Lee Harvey Dent Cobblepot Oswald who was hired by none other than Aberdolf Lincler. Yugoslav nationalist Gavrilo Princip was set up and took the fall. Having succeeded in his mission, Lee Harvey Dent Cobblepot Oswald was hired by Spectre and had his aging slowed down as per his agreement with Lincler. These events led to the war that was World War 1. Spectre's plans were foiled when Germany and its allies were defeated on November 11, 1918.
Two decades would pass as the world knew peace, but eventually Aberdolf Lincler would step up and take the position of Chancellor in Germany thanks to the influence of his Spectre allies. Germany was forced to pay reparations for World War 1 causing it to go into a state of poverty and Lincler pretended to offer solutions. A war that was bloodier than World War 1 began on September 1, 1939. Eventually, Spectre was foiled again and the Allied Forces came a knockin on Lincler's door. Fearing reprisal for his actions, Lincler shot himself in the jaw which somehow killed him. World War 2 would end on September 2, 1945 and Spectre would not make it's presence known again until November 22, 1963.
The slow aging, Lee Harvey Dent Cobblepot Oswald holed up in a book depository in the hopes of trying to avenge the loss of his friend, Lincler, which is ironic because the Soviet Union was actually the ones that were about to arrest Lincler when he went an hero. Regardless, Lee Harvey Dent Cobblepot Oswald struck down the leader of the United States to the dismay of many. He was arrested, but shot by another Spectre Agent so that he couldn't give up Spectre's secrets.
And now you know how World War 1, World War 2, the John F. Kennedy Assassination and the Titanic all go hand in hand.
The moral of the story that is history is do your freaking job and bad things won't happen!
On-topic: K-on! Is awesome and I love how grounded in reality it is. I like how they can have a show that is about music and yet they do other things in it too. It's a really great show. I think that Ani would like it, I'll probably shoot her a message later recommending it. XD