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[Chewin]

@Chewin
Thank you! Image is broken on my end though X3

You are welcome?

Did you just confuse me and Angel?

[EarthboundNess]

Also forgot based Gamagoori-sama! He's so perfect.

 

Definitely one of my favourites alongside Nonon and Nui. 

 

And in his favour, he was endearing right from the start.

 

 

Gamagori x Mako OTP

[ObserverStatus]

"Hey everyone, look at me, I'm Sora no Otoshimono!!! Sexual assault sure is hilarious, let's have a protagonist who fondles his friends and acquaintances at every given opportunity!!! They'll still put up with him, I mean he may be "perverted," but he's such a nice guy!!! I know he's a nice guy, because he lets hot alien robot girls live in his house for free, and doesn't hit them nearly as often as their previous master!!! All the female characters will react in shock and disgust when the protagonist feels them up, but I'm not going to have any male characters chastise this behavior, after all, they all secretly approve, as any real man would!!! 

 

"I may be a comedy, but I also have a rich and emotional story!!! I'm going to make the main characters interact with one another with extreme acts of cruelty and violence in the funny slice of life episodes!!! I'm sure I'll still be able to create enough a contrast between them and the dramatic episodes to move you when the actual villains are cruel and violent!!! I know all about managing my tone!!! I'm going to create a convoluted back story, and only tell you about half of what you need to know to understand what's going on!!! It will all seem deeper and more mysterious that way!!!

 

"Why don't three dimensional women act more like women from my favorite anime?!? Are they just too dumb to realize that men would like them more that way?!?

 

"Slavery is awesome!!! I sure wish I had a cute female slave or two!!!"

 

These are just some of the things that Sora no Otoshimono has whispered to me in my nightmares. I wish I could forget this anime, but as long as SnO and my mind are trapped together in my brain, I'd may as well tell you where I think it went so wrong. I am writing this while operating under the assumption that none of you are foolish enough to actually watch this show like I did, and will not be separating spoilers from non-spoilers, so here we go.

 

The main character of SnO is Sakurai Tomoki, and I really didn't want to hate him as much as I do. He just has so little depth to his character that hating him feels like a waste of energy. Why should I hate on him when I could be hating on a protagonist such as Amano Yukitero, who is at least developed enough that you could imagine him being a real person? But after having to put up with Tomoki for twelve hours, I could no longer deny how much I loathe this boy. 

 

Tomoki only met his alien robot slave, Ikaros, on the first episode, and yet, even by the end of the series, he was still finding new ways to amaze me with the ways he misuses the magic granted by Ikaros. First, he turns himself invisible and gropes his childhood friend, Mitsuki Sohara. He magically steals the panties of every girl in town, and brings them to life. After capturing them, he combines them together to form a panty robot and uses it to guard his spank bank. He used a spell to render all women within a certain distance physiologically incapable of realizing what a tool he is while working at a yard sale, and immediately gets naked and tries to balance a wine bottle on the end of his dong in front of everyone. And yet, despite the chaos he causes on a regular basis, he constantly repeats his mantra that he loves peace and quiet, and whines about how his friends are always disturbing his peaceful lifestyle.

 

But it wasn't until the eleventh episode when his antics got *really* dark, and damn the studio that made this for letting me believe that this might just be a mediocre show overall, rather than showing me how wretched it would get earlier on. In this episode, Tomoki turns himself into a girl, and tries to earn the trust of his friends while in disguise so that they will agree to publicly bathe with her. While at school, Tomoki's female persona, "Tomoko," immediately begins to act out common anime tropes like falling onto male classmates, calling herself clumsy, and dressing up as a cat girl. All of Tomoko's male classmates respond positively, and her female classmates seem confused by her antics. SnO almost seemed self aware when one of Tomoko's female classmates said, "Tomoko-san's pretty popular. It's almost like she came from those weird guides about 2D girls." But my hopes evaporated when she said "I bet that's what guys think of as their perfect girl. I guess this is kinda educational." And then of course, when he gets to the bathhouse, he fondles everyone. And makes creepy noises. It went on for so long. The worst part is, this was not Tomoko's last appearance. Just avoid SnO, and you will never have to know the dread that seeped into my soul every time I realized that this is going to be "another Tomoko episode."

 

The second character we meet is Mitsuki Sohara, Tomoki's tsundere next door neighbor. She claims to understand what a pervert he is, but always defends him by saying despite his antics, he's still "a really nice guy." Like most of the female cast, she is in love with Tomoki, and in the episode where her friends invade her dreams, the specifics of her fantasies about Tomoki turn out to be extremely disturbing. Still, somewhere inside of her, I think she sees Tomoki for the devil he is. She has an extremely powerful karate chop, which she uses on Tomoki every time he does something creepy or weird, which is about seven times per episode on average. But as the series progresses, Sohara's martial arts fail to deter Tomoki's sex offenses and she begins to escalate her punishments. I think that at some point, she realized that no matter what she does, she isn't going to be able to stop Tomoki from growing up to be another Bill Cosby, and decides it would be better to kill him while she can still remember him fondly. And yet, no matter what Sohara and Tomoki's other friends throw at him, he refuses to die. Tomoki is beaten, drowned, microwaved, dropped from great heights, and thrown into pits of alligators, but as long as he's in a "funny" scene, he'd may as well be Grigori Rasputin.

 

The next character we meet is Sugata Eishirou, Tomoki's senior, and one of the few male characters on the show. Knowledgeable, aloof, and eccentric, Eishirou predicted the existence of Ikaros's home, the interdimensional continent of Synapse long before Ikaros or any other angeloids appeared. He is also the president of the New World Discovery Club, which is composed of the show's main cast, and is devoted to researching Synapse. Nearly every episode begins with him talking about this "New World," and delivering historical anecdotes to dolls, fish, and Mikako, often while in costume. He is portrayed as being the most mature and responsible of Tomoki's friends, but he will still aid him in his misdeeds whenever Tomoki is able to appeal to Eishirou's nature as an explorer.

 

The last human character of the cast is Satsukitane Mikako, president of the student council, daughter of the local yakuza boss, and the only major female character who isn't in love with Tomoki. She's a smug, soft spoken psychopath who kinda reminded me of Takano Miyo from When They Cry. Her defining characteristic is that she has less regard for human life than Tomoki does for consent. When Eishirou jumps off the roof with his hang glider, she buys him life insurance. To liven up a community festival, she distributes corkguns amongst the population, tells them to have a battle royale, hides a real gun amongst the corkguns, and offers ten million yen to the winner. If you want to know the context for that one gif of Ikaros taking a bullet for Tomoki, there you have it. If only she had been slower. She challenges her friends to a public trivia contest, in which they are dunked into tubs of octopi, eels, pigs, and pig excrement when they answer wrong. She gets dunked herself when asked "There is someone by the side of the road throwing out empty juice cans, what do you do?" and she answers "Kill everyone." At another town festival, she kidnaps dozens of girls including her supposed friends, ties them up, puts floaties on them, and drops them into a swimming pool. She then challenges everyone else in the town to a "fishing contest." In which the person who fishes out the girl with the largest breasts wins ten million yen. When Tomoki violates her family's sacred spring and her father announces his intent to kill him, Mikako makes no effort to stop him. I wanted to like Mikako, but she just came off as a half assed imitation to Takano, or perhaps they're both imitations of a character I'm not familiar with. Her psychopathic tendencies tend to disappear whenever they become inconvenient to the plot, like when she stays to help Nymph the angeloid remove her bomb collar, even after being warned that it could kill her too. And worst of all, I just couldn't take any of the actual villains seriously when everyone just seemed to put up with Mikako trying just as hard to kill them.

 

The first angeloid we meet is Ikaros. Angeloids are advanced combat robots built by angel-like aliens known as synapsians. Ikaros was the mightiest angeloid of all, but after years of eradicating human civilizations, Ikaros turned on the synapsians and ended up being imprisoned. While imprisoned, she shut down her own ability to feel emotions so she wouldn't feel guilty about all the people she's murdered. But one day, Ikaros's repentant creator, the synapsian scientist Daeadalus meets Tomoki in a dream, and decides that his ability to enter her dreams somehow makes him qualified to protect Ikaros from the forces of Synapse. She sends Ikaros down to Earth, and then it becomes Tomoki's responsibility to protect her from Synapse's fiendish ruler, and to teach Ikaros how to love again. When Tomoki first meets Ikaros, she names him her master, imprints on him, and tells him that she is a "pet class angeloid," and that her only purpose is to make him happy. Because being Tomoki's slave is less painful than remembering her true purpose as a weapon of mass destruction, apparently. She grants a few of Tomoki's wishes using advanced Synapsian technology, but once he runs out of ideas, she begins to interpret his offhand remarks as wishes to horrifying effect, Wishmaster style. When he says that he's going to use her magic to conquer the world someday, she quickly realizes that no human being would ever recognize his rule, so she vanishes everyone "Left Behind" style, leaving behind only their clothes, so there will be no one left to oppose him. Sadly, she does not gouge out Tomoki's eardrums when he tells her how much he loves peace and quiet. She says that she cannot take any of Tomoki's wishes back, because it's against her programming or something, but eventually she is able to fix Tomoki's life by changing the events of the past day into a dream. Same effect as undoing Tomoki's wish, but this wouldn't have given SnO the chance to make a melodramatic scene in which Ikaros offers to kill herself to atone for killing everyone. After this, Ikaros enrolls in Tomoki's school, joins the New World Discovery Club, and everyone pitches in to try to teach Ikaros to act like a human with mixed success. 

 

This goes on until she meets her sister, Nymph, who quickly tires of Ikaros's new personality and hacks into her brain, turning her emotions back on. Unfortunately, while Ikaros can now feel emotions again, she cannot express them. Daedalus later explains that she would like to be able to create angeloids that are strong, smart, and emotional, but is only capable of creating angeloids that are two of these things, Ikaros only being strong and smart. Ikaros's existence then becomes a living hell for the rest of the series. Because for some reason that the series never bothers to explain, Ikaros is in love with Tomoki, but she is trapped with him in an ecchi harem anime, and is incapable of expressing how much she hates it when she sees Tomoki talking to and holding hands with Sohara and Nymph. For the rest of the series, Ikaros just stands around and broods whenever Tomoki pays too much attention to other women. She becomes a tightly packed ball of sadness, self loathing, and repressed anger that does not explode until the second movie.

 

The second angeloid to join the cast is Ikaros's younger sister, Nymph. While Daedalus designed Ikaros to be strong and smart, she designed Nymph to be smart and emotional. After discovering that Ikaros has escaped, the Master of Synapse sends Nymph to Earth to capture her. As soon as she arrives, Nymph infiltrates the New World Discovery Club in order to stalk Ikaros. At first, she loathes all humans, or "downers" as the synapsians calls them, and regularly refers to her classmates as insects. Much to the delight of some of her male classmates who think this is just kawaii and want her to scold them some more. Later, her loyalty is tested when she discovers that Tomoki doesn't hit Ikaros as much as Nymph's own master hits her. "I'm so happy Tomoki is my master." Ikaros tells her. "I wish I was Tomoki's slave too." Nymph tells herself. When Nymph fails to capture Ikaros, the Master of Synapse sends two harpy class angeloids to assist her, but when she discovers that they intend to kill Ikaros, they turn on her and pull her wings off. While Ikarus fights off the harpies, the human members of the New World Discovery Club destroy the chain connecting her bomb collar to the Master of Synapse. From this point on, Nymph is free, but she begins to hate herself even more than Ikaros hates herself. Because without her wings, all of her superhuman abilities are greatly diminished, and she doesn't know how to make her own choices after having been a slave for so long. She just can't figure out why Tomoki is so nice to "a useless, wingless angeloid like me."

 

The last angeloid to join the cast in the TV series is Nymph's younger sister, Astraea. While Ikaros was built to lack emotion and Nymph was built to lack strength, Astraea is built to lack smarts, much to relief of the only character she can outsmart regularly, Tomoki, who had previously been the show's sole butt monkey. She has been sent by the Master of Synapse to assassinate Tomoki, but she just fails at this, constantly. Eventually, Tomoki's friends take pity on her and decide to take care of her, judging her to be harmless. Over time she goes through more or less the same character arc as Nymph, and decides that she likes Tomoki better than the Master of Synapse. The difference is, Astraea isn't introspective enough to care what the purpose of an angeloid without a master is, so as soon as she realizes that the Master of Synapse has become a nuisance to her, she just reaches out and snaps the chain to her bomb collar herself. Jurassic World's security systems must have been designed by synapsians.

 

I really cannot overstate how awful Tomoki is. When Astraea first comes to Earth, Mikako enters her in a wrestling tournament she organized, in which Tomoki takes second place by fondling the breasts of all his female opponents until they got creeped out and left. When Mikako organized a snowball war pitting the sexes against each other, Tomoki painted his groin like an elephant and exposed himself to his prisoners. When Nymph accidentally turns Tomoki into a sapient watermelon vine, he immediately goes all "The Evil Dead" on Astraea. He uses his female alter ego to fill the city with an elaborate system of periscopes which he uses to spy on girls from the comfort of his bedroom. After Sohara, Nymph, and Astraea get fed up with this, they use mirrors to bounce sunlight into his periscope and burn his eyes out. When this happens, the show insists that any children watching this episode do not try this at home. Funny how it didn't give that message all the times Tomoki groped people. And finally, he uses Ikaros's magic to become the water in a swimming pool, and before long, hundreds of hands started rising out of the water to feel up the swimmers. And that is SnO's "comedy" in a nutshell.

 

Whenever the forces of Synapse aren't attacking and Tomoki isn't sexually assaulting people, SnO looks like a fairly typical high school slice of life anime with cultural festivals, a beach episode, the cast dicking around at school, a sham wedding, club meetings, and training montages. If it had been like this the whole time, like the first ten episode led me to believe it could have been, this series could have been tolerable. There was something strangely cathartic about watching the battle of the bands, and seeing the looks on the audience's faces when Tomoki began to sing about his nipples. It was the expression that my face had frozen into several hours before. At least now there was someone in this show I could relate to. Still, throughout the whole series, Ikaros was basically the New World Discovery Club's maid, with even her younger sisters ordering her around to fetch them snacks. The series never fully explains how much this contributes to the rage that comes bursting out of her in the end.

 

Now the backstory was kinda confusing, I feel like a lot of what I needed to know might have been lost in adaptation, but I'll try to explain the parts I understood. Our universe and many universes like it are actually artificial dreams created by the people of Synapse. It is not explained why they created these dreams, but many Synapsians live amongst us piloting holographic avatars, like our universe is an MMORPG to them or something, and humans are the NPCs, it's kinda like Mogworld or something. But whenever humans try to reach Synapse, its Master sends the robotic angeloids to destroy them. Until the angeloids got tired of destroying human civilizations and decided to live with Tomoki instead. This severely annoyed the Master of Synapse, who decided that he'd make his own angeloids, and they'd be way better than the ones created by Daedalus.

 

The first second generation angeloid looked like a little blonde girl in a nun's habit. Her name is Chaos, or "Cows" as everyone in the show pronounces it, so I'll be referring to her as "Cows" from now on. When Cows meets the other angeloids, she tells them that she has been ordered to destroy them, but she doesn't care. She just wants them to tell her what love is. At this point in the series, the angeloids only know love as pain in their reactor cores, so they do not know that the answer is, "Baby, don't hurt me." Cows then decides to beat the answer out of them until Ikaros drops an alien space plane on her, pinning her to the bottom of the sea. Crushed by the weight of the water, Cows decides that the pain she felt must be love, and shares her "love" with nearby fish, spearing them and eating them until she grows large enough to escape. A few episodes later, she tries to take her revenge.

 

Now this is the part where I almost quit watching. Cows was wiping the floor with Ikaros, Nymph, and Astraea, when suddenly Tomoki came out of the blue and promised that he would accept Nymph and Astraea as his angeloids. They were so happy that they were finally going to be Tomoki's slaves that they were immediately filled with power, and Nymph's wings grew back. I couldn't make this up. And then Ikarus gave a speech, telling Cows, "We did not get weak because we learned what love is. It is because we came to know master that we are much, much stronger." But he had to *become* their master for this to happen, so basically Ikaros is saying that they had to submit themselves to effing Tomoki in order to grow to reach their full potential. Seriously, what it is wrong with this show? The whole premise is that there are these angelic beings older than any civilization we know, and yet, after thousands of years of life experience, they all fall in love with a very young teenage boy who is also a serial sex offender, and they have to accept each other as slaves and master in order to be strong. Why does this exist?

 

After Cows is defeated, she is rehabilitated by Daedalus, the New World Discovery Club members go back to their lives, and the first movie begins. The first third of the movie is about seventy percent footage recycled from the TV series, and it is used to show that there was this one background character, Kazane Hiyori, who has been stalking Tomoki and the New World Discovery Club all along. At this point, I was starting to wonder if all of the women in SnO had been infected with some kind of brain parasites controlled by a master parasite inside of Tomoki. Can't imagine why else they'd think he has any redeeming qualities. Also, when she stands around thinking of Tomoki fondly, she recalls the time he touched Nymph inappropriately while transformed into pool water, and the time Mikako dropped him into a tub of pig excrement. That last part provided an excellent visualization of her taste in husbandos. After Hiyori has been following them for a while, Sohara takes pity on her and invites her to join the club. So she joins, she has fun with the club, and is the first character to confess her love to Tomoki. And then she gets hit by a truck. But then, it turns out that Hiyori was actually a synapsian, and that the truck had merely destroyed her avatar. And then, the synapsians began to erase all of the downers' memories of her, because that is standard procedure apparently. Much more efficient than just letting them think she's dead.

 

Only Tomoki is able to resist the mind wipe, because he loves her or something, but this takes a toll on his body. Nymph decides that she is going to make him forget this by sleeping with him, but he doesn't seem to be in the mood, and when she asks when Tomoki is going to let her imprint on him, he says that he was actually just screwing with her that one time. He actually does value their freedom, and he doesn't want to be her master. I don't know where that character development came from, but it was a welcome change, I'm not going to question it.

 

Meanwhile, Hiyori is begging the Master of Synapse to let her make another avatar so she can be with Tomoki again, but he said that would be against the rules. He could, however, rebuild her as an angeloid, and then she could return. This is a thing, apparently, turning synapsians into angeleoids. Daedalus does not approve, she said the Master must be insane. But the Master of Synapse programs her to be evil or something, and she attacks the other angeloids. During the fight, she breaks her "spatio-temporal buffer," which Nymph said would result in her annihilating the "space in this whole area." Ikaros decides that she is going to sacrifice herself by wrapping Hiyori in her shield to contain the blast, but then Hiyori comes to her senses when Tomoki tied her bells to her hair, so she just flies away and dies by herself.

 

And yet, somehow, this movie was probably the high point of the franchise, mostly because it was the most anti-slavery part, and Tomoki doesn't molest anyone.

 

In the final movie, Hiyori's death is retconned. Instead of being "deconstructed" by the failure of her spatio-temporal buffer as Nymph said she would be, she was banished to the space between tangible parallel universes, and it took her a little while to find her way back. So she's just sort of there now. No emotional reunion, and her romantic pursuit of Tomoki is abandoned without explanation. Her appearance really just felt like a cameo, her only purpose in this movie seems to be exposition. Apparently, most of the universes she passed by while stumbling back to ours after waking up drunk in the gutter of the multiverse had been destroyed by the synapsians. I guess they just delete them when they get tired of them. No one seems to care though. Tomoki has more important things to deal with. Like getting Ikaros to laugh and smile.

 

Ikaros had been steadily growing more depressed over the course of the series, due to Tomoki perving on every girl in the series but her, and her sisters being able to get Tomoki to take them on outings while she stays at home, brooding and doing chores. This seems to be lost on Tomoki, however. He decides that since Nymph and Astraea are not bound to a master, and they can laugh and smile, the problem must be the fact that Ikaros is still his slave. And so, he decides to sever his chain to Ikaros's bomb collar. Nymph's concern that this may lead to the collars exploding turned out to be erroneous, no one in this show seems to pay attention to this possibility anymore.

 

Ikaros wasn't too pleased that Tomoki had finally emancipated her after 2-3 years in bondage, however. She concludes that Tomoki doesn't love her and flies away. All of Tomoki's friends then tell him what a tool he is for respecting Ikaros's rights and wanting to have an equal relationship with her. Mikako says that Tomoki is a fool for not understanding that " there are girls who want to get bound by the person they love." So yeah, this movie disavowed any angeloid rights progress the previous movie seemed to make, and Tomoki is in the wrong for not learning the moral of the TV series. Oh well, not like I expected much from this anyway.

 

After having a talk with Mikako, Ikaros decides that she has to overcome her programming and show Tomoki how she feels, and when I say she shows him how she feels, I mean she kidnaps him, carries him into the sky, and threatens to drop him. So under duress, Tomoki agrees to be her master again. And then the synapsians get tired of our universe, delete it, and Ikaros sacrifices herself to save Tomoki by smuggling him into Synapse. That's actually how this ended. I couldn't help getting the feeling that by this point, the studio was as desperate for SnO to end as I was. SnO never showed any signs that it realized how bad it is until the movies, but perhaps the people writing this just woke up one day, looked in the mirror, and realized that they didn't want this to be their legacy. They wanted to destroy the world of SnO and never look back. This wasn't the end SnO's fans wanted, but it was the ending they deserved.

 

When I first saw this series I thought, "Hey, maybe this is the series that I would have loved when I was thirteen. Maybe a part of myself I have forgotten will love this." Well, I tried "Soul Eater" this week, and my vestigial thirteen year old self responded well to that series, but it really didn't get much out of SnO, fan service aside. This is the show that people who contribute to Return of Kings will wish that they had when they were thirteen. And I'm sorry I complained about the fondling so much, I realize that this happens in a lot of anime, but this is the only one I have seen in which so much of the plot revolves around it. It got old fast. The characters could be interesting, but few of them were dynamic, the story was incomprehensible, the series tried to cover too many emotions without paying any attention to mood, there were only two semi-memorable songs in the soundtrack, and the themes were so neckbearded that I couldn't even believe what I was watching at times. SnO was dreadful, simply dreadful. Don't watch it.

 

[ObserverStatus]

Hey look, the spoiler tab refuses to contain the review. Oh well, sorry.

[Isichar]

@Chewin

Oh **** I did. Sorry I'm outside and I extremely sunny out so I have to squint to see the text sometimes X3

Thanks Angel!!

[Isichar]

Oh my. Looks like I got some reading material for on my way home XD this should be entertaining..

[Chewin]

Go, Observer! Taking one for the team!

Almost wish Impulse was here to see what his reaction would be and how he'd defend this post. Eh, probably just with a "lol opinions".

But yeah, based review, OS!

[EarthboundNess]

Hey look, the spoiler tab refuses to contain the review. Oh well, sorry.

 

Posts do funny things when they can no longer bear the level of awesome contained within them.

 

 

Also an adequate gif for my review response. 

 

Will continue reading.

[Simfam]

Observer is a hero among us.

 

Now watch LOTGH until episode 26 to see if you still don't like it.

 

"When does it get good?"

 

Yare yare xD

[Fidite Nemini]

TL;DR

[CrazyRah]

Now THAT'S what I call a review!

 

[ObserverStatus]

Observer is a hero among us.

 

Now watch LOTGH until episode 26 to see if you still don't like it.

 

"When does it get good?"

 

Yare yare xD

If I can acquire a taste for it, I suppose that could be a good way to detoxify my brain.

[Liamv2]

Holy ****.

[Zeroth Angel]

@Chewin

Thank you! Image is broken on my end though X3

You are welcome?

Did you just confuse me and Angel?

@Chewin

Oh **** I did. Sorry I'm outside and I extremely sunny out so I have to squint to see the text sometimes X3

Thanks Angel!!

 

Oh no, a broken link?

 

Unforgivable.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

[Simfam]

If I can acquire a taste for it, I suppose that could be a good way to detoxify my brain.

 

Yes.

 

After all that sh*t you need some quality anime.

 

Or you know...

 

Hunter x Hunter 2011.

 

Both are chill.

[Zeroth Angel]

Holy crap Observer you're a hero for doing that!

 

[Simfam]

 

 

 

I laughed too hard.

[Colaman172]

Came back just in time to read your jem of a review. Noice job. Turns out I have freetime on Mondays and Wednesdays, so that's nice. Also **** you Sim. I thought Hunter x Hunter was pretty decent, but the ****** OP won't get out of my head. I can't tell if that it is amazing (most likely) or just annoying (less likely). I want to review like you Observer and maybe I'll be able to sometime. Also, here's my hello Isi...

[Vroom Vroom]

Hey look, the spoiler tab refuses to contain the review. Oh well, sorry.

I'm sorry for the crapfest that you suffered through. 

 

You should watch Toradora next to try to purge the crap from your mind. 

[Simfam]

Came back just in time to read your jem of a review. Noice job. Turns out I have freetime on Mondays and Wednesdays, so that's nice. Also **** you Sim. I thought Hunter x Hunter was pretty decent, but the ****** OP won't get out of my head. I can't tell if that it is amazing (most likely) or just annoying (less likely). I want to review like you Observer and maybe I'll be able to sometime. Also, here's my hello Isi...

 

You can smiiiiiiile again.

 

TAIYOOO ABITE

 

You just flyyyy awaaaayyy!

 

SEKAI WA KIMI NO KAGAYAKI O MATERUUUUUUUU

[Isichar]

Observer you are a true hero for taking this bullet for us. I just finished your review and somehow this series manages to sound far more god awful then I expected (and trust me I had LOW expectations already) I feel bad that you had to watch this garbage

[Clover Rider]

"Slavery is awesome!!! I sure wish I had a cute female slave or two!!!"

 

This is the show that people who contribute to Return of Kings will wish that they had when they were thirteen. 

These two bits are why that person we all forgot loved the show so much.

 

That is.

 

If there ever was such a person.

 

And I doubt that.

[Liamv2]

*holy creepy bullshit snip batman*

 

I am so goddamn glad I dropped it after the whole groping thing early on. Observer are you ok? Do you need a hug or possibly all the drugs/alcohol?

[Vroom Vroom]

These two bits are why that person we all forgot loved the show so much.

 

That is.

 

If there ever was such a person.

His name was Philmore Richards (because groping just like the anime). 

[CrazyRah]

These two bits are why that person we all forgot loved the show so much.

 

That is.

 

If there ever was such a person.

 

And I doubt that.

 

If such a person existed I doubt we would be able to stand him.