I'm bored. So I'm kida writing the naime version of Ultimate Showdown:
ULTIMATE ANIME SHOWDOWN (WIP)
Kenchi beat Luffy within an inch of his life, and was about to finish Toriko with his martial art,
but then suddenly he stopped, his eyes going wide, he fell to the ground, cluthing his heart.
And Light killed people, many in their bed, but stopped to face a handsome stranger who said:
Kira, you made a mistake to look me in the eye,
For my name is Leluch vi Britannia and I command you to die!
The Sailor Scouts arrived to earn some fame,
but were all dispatched by the Alchemist of Flame
Alucard the dreaded vampire was in the thick of slaughter,
Enjoing the carnage and blood with an earie laughter.
Seeing Conan, Gorimaru threw a tree trunk,
But was stopped in the last second by a big, muscled hunk.
Major Luis Armstrong sprakled and flexed as his bald head shined,
he used a technique passed down for generations down his line.
The skies darkened and Hades flicked his wrist: "let's see you all fight under the Greatest Eclipse!".
But Gurren Laggan appeared as he boasted with glee: "you eclipsed a sun? I can eclipe a whole galaxy!"
Phoenix Ikki just finished destroying the Fire Nation, he turned to Kamina who felt trepidation.
"Compensating for something? Size doesn't matter. It will not help you when I destroy your grey matter!"
Revy and Vash were having a gun fight,
while Onizuka ran over Nagi with a bike.
Wen-Li and Rainhard were drinking tea,
and discussing the merits of strategy.
Posing and strutting came a group from afar,
lead by none other than Johnatan Joestar.
Hei pushed Spike Spiegel out of a window,
But a grenade at his feet gave Spike the final blow.
Shizo was angry, his rage was supreme,
he caught saber in the head with a vending machine!
Macross merged with Yamato and Arcadia,
While skull squadron shot gundams out of the sky.
Ichigo fought Gin and Hijakita at once,
who thew beans and mayo to slow his advance.
Then Kenshiro punched him with an atatatata
And said "your already dead" as his head went *splat*
Satsuki and Misaka attacked Byakuya,
who said: "Pointless. Scatter Senbonzakura!"
The fanboys squeed with a cacaphony of sound,
as Son Goku flew in on his fluffly cloud.
And unleashed a mighty Kame-hame-ha,
that caught Inayusha right in the eye.
Then Voltron, Daitarn and the Big O,
and Eren Jaeger with the whole Recon Core,
And Arsene Lupen, and Berserking Guts
And Pegasus Seiya with the 12 Golden Knights
they all came at him lightning fast,
And utterly destroyed his saiyan ass.
It was the greatest battle the universe saw.
Otakus watching with total awe.
The anime world saw their better. Ika Masamune in a blood-red sweater.
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