I'm having kids just so I can name one Zach and the other Joseph.
My sir-name is Kennedy so it pretty much goes with everything.
I'll call him JoJo in front of his friends just to embarrass him.
Little will he know that he is named after the epitome of MAN himself.
As for Black Lagoon...
Everybody does 
AND THAT ASS OF A MANGAKA DOES NOT UPDATE HIS FREAKING WORK!!!!!!
FEBRUARY DUDE! FEBRUARY! IT'S FREAKING SEPTEMBER NOW!
IT'D BE OKAY IF YOU DREW LIKE TAKEHIKO BUT YOU DON'T! NO, YOU DON'T EVEN DRAW LIKE MAKOTO YUKIMURA!!!
*BREATHS IN*
Okay, I get it. Being a mangaka is like, the hardest thing anybody can do... well, not really. But it is reaaaallllly hard. You don't have time to freaking masturbate let alone have a normal life. So yeah, it sucks.
But man...
IT'S OKAY TO BE SELFISH!
SO SCREW YOU HIROE REI!