JoeLaTurkey wrote...
Jack?
Jack said to Shepard he's a p*ssy for asking to meet his mom and then brake up with him.
Introducing the LI to Hannah Shepard
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#26
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:48
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Jack said to Shepard he's a p*ssy for asking to meet his mom and then brake up with him.
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:50
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Troll her with by bringing home Garrus!
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:50
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...and the second that conversation is over Hannah is going to be giving Shepard that evil eye for the rest of the year(s).AgitatedLemon wrote...
MACharlie1 wrote...
Going into a talk with that on your mind doesn't always make for civil conversation.AgitatedLemon wrote...
MACharlie1 wrote...
The fact that she's genetically perfect. If I were Sheps mom and Miranda walked in, I'd be pertrified for the sake of my son. First thing I would think is that this space tramp is going to use my baby and break his little heart.AgitatedLemon wrote...
MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...
I hope she Approves Miri.
Genetically perfect.
What's not to like?
Moms and their daughter-in-laws haven't been the most...stable of relationships.
@bold- That would be the purpose of the "Getting to know each other" talk between Shepard's mom and Shepard and his love interest.
Which is why you let the conversation take place, with both Shepard and his romance partner present.
Remember: no woman is good enough for any mother's son. Even Ashley/Liara/Tali/Jack. I'm picking on Miranda because she is so glamorous and has a personality that could overpower a mother's authority.
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:52
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Meanwhile, Earthborn Shepards introduce their LI to da hood & Colonist Shepards... um...
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:54
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MACharlie1 wrote...
*pyramid snip*
...and the second that conversation is over Hannah is going to be giving Shepard that evil eye for the rest of the year(s).
Remember: no woman is good enough for any mother's son. Even Ashley/Liara/Tali/Jack. I'm picking on Miranda because she is so glamorous and has a personality that could overpower a mother's authority.
I wouldn't say Miranda is necessarily glamorous.
I don't remember Hannah's personality, so I won't comment on that.
#31
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:57
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Mesina2 wrote...
JoeLaTurkey wrote...
Jack?
Jack said to Shepard he's a p*ssy for asking to meet his mom and then brake up with him.
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 07:58
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BlueMagitek wrote...
Meanwhile, Earthborn Shepards introduce their LI to da hood & Colonist Shepards... um...
I am Earthborn Shep and I would love for Tali and Ash to see da hood!
Of course, I am scared it'll end with my Shep being dumped.
Modifié par BatmanPWNS, 22 janvier 2012 - 07:58 .
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:00
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BatmanPWNS wrote...
BlueMagitek wrote...
Meanwhile, Earthborn Shepards introduce their LI to da hood & Colonist Shepards... um...
I am Earthborn Shep and I would love for Tali and Ash to see da hood!
Of course, I am scared it'll end with my Shep being dumped.
Shepard: I'm home!
Miranda:
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:02
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BatmanPWNS wrote...
Tali= I want to see her face!
Liara= Eww
Ashley= Baby Machine!
Miranda= No babies? GTFO.
Ashley = Baby Machine?
Whatever, I support Hannah ^^
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:02
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BatmanPWNS wrote...
BlueMagitek wrote...
Meanwhile, Earthborn Shepards introduce their LI to da hood & Colonist Shepards... um...
I am Earthborn Shep and I would love for Tali and Ash to see da hood!
Of course, I am scared it'll end with my Shep being dumped.
Shepard: And this is where I capped some Purple thugs for intruding on our turf.
Finch: Shepard, you've returned!
Anderson: Shepard, you really need to get back to stopping the Reapers.
Shepard: ****! The fuzz!
#36
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:04
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Jack
*Pulls gun* Look out son! There's a crazy woman in our house!
Miranda
"Your son's been very good to me. He bought me this new outfit only yesterday."
"And where...is the rest of it?"
Ashley
*whispers* Son, never fall asleep beside her with a gun in the room
Kelly
I want her to get tested. I want to SEE the certificate!
*Pulls gun* Look out son! There's a crazy woman in our house!
Miranda
"Your son's been very good to me. He bought me this new outfit only yesterday."
"And where...is the rest of it?"
Ashley
*whispers* Son, never fall asleep beside her with a gun in the room
Kelly
I want her to get tested. I want to SEE the certificate!
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#37
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:09
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CptData wrote...
BatmanPWNS wrote...
Tali= I want to see her face!
Liara= Eww
Ashley= Baby Machine!
Miranda= No babies? GTFO.
Ashley = Baby Machine?
Whatever, I support Hannah ^^
It's a joke.
Jeez, people get offended so easily.
#38
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:11
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Tali
"Miss Zorah, would you be dating my son even if it meant you wouldn't have a better chance of regaining Rannoch?"
"Mom!"
"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!"
Garrus
*grabs him by the collar and slams him into the wall* Why are there scratches and bite marks on my baby's neck?!
Wrex
"Shepard's mom"
"Wrex"
"Miss Zorah, would you be dating my son even if it meant you wouldn't have a better chance of regaining Rannoch?"
"Mom!"
"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!"
Garrus
*grabs him by the collar and slams him into the wall* Why are there scratches and bite marks on my baby's neck?!
Wrex
"Shepard's mom"
"Wrex"
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:11
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No offense taken, Batman ... it was funny ^^
However, the only "baby machine" I can sense is blue. At least some fans see her like that ... *g*
However, the only "baby machine" I can sense is blue. At least some fans see her like that ... *g*
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:12
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JoeLaTurkey wrote...
Wrex
"Shepard's mom"
"Wrex"
I laughed so hard.
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:12
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Oh, that be fun.
*Awkward silence*
"So... how did you two meet?"
"I was frozen in some hellhole prison. Captain **** here thawed me out for some bull**** mission. Killed at least thirty guards on my way out before your dick son here caught up blackmailed me into joining him before the prison exploded."
"I... I see."
*Awkward silence*
*Awkward silence*
"So... how did you two meet?"
"I was frozen in some hellhole prison. Captain **** here thawed me out for some bull**** mission. Killed at least thirty guards on my way out before your dick son here caught up blackmailed me into joining him before the prison exploded."
"I... I see."
*Awkward silence*
Modifié par bleetman, 22 janvier 2012 - 08:14 .
#42
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:16
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Thane
*pulls machine gun on him* My little girl is hallucinating! Are you giving her drugs?!!
Jacob
*interacts with him the same way her daughter does, increasing the awkwardnes 10 000x*
*pulls machine gun on him* My little girl is hallucinating! Are you giving her drugs?!!
Jacob
*interacts with him the same way her daughter does, increasing the awkwardnes 10 000x*
#43
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 08:34
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So, my three Spacers romance... Kaidan, Kaidan and Jack.
Don't know about Hannah, but some Shepard grandma would be totally amused that both her daughter and granddaughter fraternized. And don't even get me started with "introduce Jack".
Don't know about Hannah, but some Shepard grandma would be totally amused that both her daughter and granddaughter fraternized. And don't even get me started with "introduce Jack".
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 09:00
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Kasumi meets Hannah Shepard.
Hannah: Isn't she supposed to meet us at five sharp? She's not very punctual is she?
Infiltrator!Shep: Oh yes she is. She's just a little shy. In fact, I think she might just be... over here... [Throws Flashbang]
Kasumi: Ouch! [Decloaks]
Hannah: Holly Molly!
Kasumi: Oh hello Mrs Shep. Sorry for being late.
Hannah: "Shep"?!
Shep: OK mom let's go! [Cloaks]
Kasumi: Right behind ya! [Cloaks]
Hannah: [Sighs] Kids.
Hannah: Isn't she supposed to meet us at five sharp? She's not very punctual is she?
Infiltrator!Shep: Oh yes she is. She's just a little shy. In fact, I think she might just be... over here... [Throws Flashbang]
Kasumi: Ouch! [Decloaks]
Hannah: Holly Molly!
Kasumi: Oh hello Mrs Shep. Sorry for being late.
Hannah: "Shep"?!
Shep: OK mom let's go! [Cloaks]
Kasumi: Right behind ya! [Cloaks]
Hannah: [Sighs] Kids.
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#45
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 09:03
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Samara
*Massive slap* THAT'S for being a tease! NEVER lead my baby on again unless you're willing to deliver the good stuff!
*Massive slap* THAT'S for being a tease! NEVER lead my baby on again unless you're willing to deliver the good stuff!
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 09:18
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Liara meets Hannah Shepard.
Hannah: Oh hello! You must be...
Liara: Liara T'Soni, PhD. It's a great pleasure to finally meet you, Captain Shepard. Commander Shepard told me a great deal about you.
Hannah: She told me a great deal about you too. So um, where shall we go for dinner?
Liara: May I recommend the Dragon Plaza. My sources have confirmed that their Crab Mango and Avocado salad is 100% authentic. They even imported the vinegar directly from Earth.
Hannah: That's my favorite dish! And you seem to know a lot about Earth's cuisine!
Liara: Especially French cuisine. It's Commander Shepard's favorite. Just don't tell her that I downloaded a 20,000 credit VI do help me with it. She thinks I'm born with my cooking skills.
Hannah: That's impressive!
Liara: Also I brought you this. [Produces bouquet]
Hannah: Red chrysanthemum. My favorite flower! How do you know all this? Did Marion tell you?
Liara: I'm a very good information broker, Captain Shepard. I know things.
Hannah: Oh hello! You must be...
Liara: Liara T'Soni, PhD. It's a great pleasure to finally meet you, Captain Shepard. Commander Shepard told me a great deal about you.
Hannah: She told me a great deal about you too. So um, where shall we go for dinner?
Liara: May I recommend the Dragon Plaza. My sources have confirmed that their Crab Mango and Avocado salad is 100% authentic. They even imported the vinegar directly from Earth.
Hannah: That's my favorite dish! And you seem to know a lot about Earth's cuisine!
Liara: Especially French cuisine. It's Commander Shepard's favorite. Just don't tell her that I downloaded a 20,000 credit VI do help me with it. She thinks I'm born with my cooking skills.
Hannah: That's impressive!
Liara: Also I brought you this. [Produces bouquet]
Hannah: Red chrysanthemum. My favorite flower! How do you know all this? Did Marion tell you?
Liara: I'm a very good information broker, Captain Shepard. I know things.
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#47
Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 11:13
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Is SpacerShep's dad dead?
Wouldn't it make more sense for the LI to meet both parents?
Wouldn't it make more sense for the LI to meet both parents?
Modifié par ReallyRue, 22 janvier 2012 - 11:14 .
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 11:31
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ReallyRue wrote...
Is SpacerShep's dad dead?
Wouldn't it make more sense for the LI to meet both parents?
Unknown. Spacer!Shepard dad isn't mentioned once. Aurora313, one of the Ashley fans, created a dad for Shepard, "Admiral Kaine" ... in that case, our Shepard is an illegitimate child of Admiral Kaine and Hannah Shepard.
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 11:32
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I was gonna post a blog that I read relating to Jack meeting Shepard's mom, it would be interesting to say the least.
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Posté 22 janvier 2012 - 11:36
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CptData wrote...
ReallyRue wrote...
Is SpacerShep's dad dead?
Wouldn't it make more sense for the LI to meet both parents?
Unknown. Spacer!Shepard dad isn't mentioned once. Aurora313, one of the Ashley fans, created a dad for Shepard, "Admiral Kaine" ... in that case, our Shepard is an illegitimate child of Admiral Kaine and Hannah Shepard.
Hah, I like that! It would explain why he's never mentioned in the game.
I just wondered, because I only have one Spacer, so I can't remember if he was mentioned, and I know Hannah has been mentioned a few times. Hopefully if Shep does meet up with his/her mother, the father will be mentioned, whether he's alive, dead, or whatever.
