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BlueMagitek wrote...

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:lol:

Leaning on the 4th wall? 


Listen, just because Ashley has one conversation about how Casey Hudson created the universe, all yo crazy people all up in her face about it.


Psh she was wrong. Casey had help.

Ash should believe in gods not just one.

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Finally, someone else with taste and an eye for complexity.

...and refreshing adorable excessiveness.;)

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I call her that as a joke. If I remember correctly she says it concerning her dead father bieng in heaven.

Wasn't one of Shepard's responses something like, "he's not a zombie, is he?"

I remember ROFLing at something akin to that.


If I remember correctly that's the renegade option. That's one thing that ME1 did really well, for some reason renegade Shepard was hilarious.

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android654 wrote...

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In my cannon run, I'm sticking with the best written character in the series.

Same here.

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Finally, someone else with taste and an eye for complexity.


My main Vanguard Shepard would not have anyone else by his side.

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Why so exclusive, heterosexuals?

For the record, Garrus <3.

There's no such thing as heterosexuals or homosexuals, just heterophobic/homophobic bisexuals in denial. #CHALLENGE #ISSUED

And yeah, Garrus.

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Fidget6 wrote...

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What a weird idea for a thread.


Not any weirder than the thousands of threads about homosexual relationships we get. It's only fair to have all in-game preferences represented. 


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This.

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Was also hoping for this

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But i'll keep dreaming >.>

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android654 wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...


I call her that as a joke. If I remember correctly she says it concerning her dead father bieng in heaven.

Wasn't one of Shepard's responses something like, "he's not a zombie, is he?"

I remember ROFLing at something akin to that.


If I remember correctly that's the renegade option. That's one thing that ME1 did really well, for some reason renegade Shepard was hilarious.


Renegade Shep was fun and that's why I hooked him up with Jack. They seemed like the perfect pair romping around the galaxy.

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will Legion be a romance option? I hope so :P

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If I remember correctly that's the renegade option. That's one thing that ME1 did really well, for some reason renegade Shepard was hilarious.

I think I picked it during my earlier runs. I was frothing-at-the-mouth laughing because of how unexpected it was.

And yeah - ReneShep is a bit of an IRL troll.

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For my femshep, Only Kaidan desserve her attention. Garrus, bad, Thane, bad. I am glad to be a guy, romance for ladies suck in M2. But I understand why Bioware did that wrong. with female gamers, Always I see a comment : " no sex, no sex, oooo I don't want porno,, blah blah blah. "

If I was Bioware myself, I would be frightened to do something hot at that time, not easy to understand what they want. With guys, it's easy, they are happy with everything hot.

So they did just something bland to satisfy everybody, well, they thought it would work. But actually, it failed. I hope they will do something better in M3 with Vega.

My femshep's body is ready.

For my maleshep : Almost always Ashley.Some playthroughts, Miranda, and one with Liara.

Modifié par Sylvianus, 23 janvier 2012 - 09:02 .


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Arcian wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Why so exclusive, heterosexuals?

For the record, Garrus <3.

There's no such thing as heterosexuals or homosexuals, just heterophobic/homophobic bisexuals in denial. #CHALLENGE #ISSUED

And yeah, Garrus.


Can't speak for other people, but in my experience, women's sexuality can be quite arbitrary and more adventerous which will lead them to places they wouldn't think of before.

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Jack <3
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Random Jerkface wrote...

If I remember correctly that's the renegade option. That's one thing that ME1 did really well, for some reason renegade Shepard was hilarious.

I think I picked it during my earlier runs. I was frothing-at-the-mouth laughing because of how unexpected it was.

And yeah - ReneShep is a bit of an IRL troll.

the renegade options with Liara when she's talking about sex or the prothean beacon is also hilarious.

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The only one's I'd never romance are Garrus, he's my bro, no surprise there, I'm also a straight male, but that didn't stop me from making a FemShep/Kaidan relationship, maybe I need to make a gay FemShep to help re-affirm my manliness, while I'm at it ......... *Farts, scratches butt and swigs on a beer*

Ah that's better. :D

Joking aside, I also have 4 Sheploo's with Ashley, Liara, Miranda and Jack, also have a single, don't give a fudge ShepLoo. He hasn't got time for women ..... >:(

Another thing I'd like to chime in on, when people say "herr derr, don't need no virtual relationship, herpy de do", I mean c'mon, just because you get one of your Shep's into a relationship, you want to see how it plans out and think the character you chose is awesome doesn't equate to some lonely,loser sitting in his parents basement, I'm no James Bond, but I'm pretty fooking happy with my social life, I just happen to also love videogames, something my mates try and take the ****** outta of me for, they're your typical "football (soccer) watching, beer swilling free spirits we love to hate"

=D

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android654 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Why so exclusive, heterosexuals?

For the record, Garrus <3.

There's no such thing as heterosexuals or homosexuals, just heterophobic/homophobic bisexuals in denial. #CHALLENGE #ISSUED

And yeah, Garrus.


Can't speak for other people, but in my experience, women's sexuality can be quite arbitrary and more adventerous which will lead them to places they wouldn't think of before.

Like Narnia?

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Ryzaki wrote...

Psh she was wrong. Casey had help.

Ash should believe in gods not just one.


"And so, Casey did form the first of His creations, and they did aid Him in his work."

~Book of Casey 156:9


But enough of my sillyness for now. :lol:

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Arcian wrote...

android654 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Why so exclusive, heterosexuals?

For the record, Garrus <3.

There's no such thing as heterosexuals or homosexuals, just heterophobic/homophobic bisexuals in denial. #CHALLENGE #ISSUED

And yeah, Garrus.


Can't speak for other people, but in my experience, women's sexuality can be quite arbitrary and more adventerous which will lead them to places they wouldn't think of before.

Like Narnia?


If thats what you call it when you bury your face in a strangers lap, then yes.

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Arcian wrote...

android654 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Why so exclusive, heterosexuals?

For the record, Garrus <3.

There's no such thing as heterosexuals or homosexuals, just heterophobic/homophobic bisexuals in denial. #CHALLENGE #ISSUED

And yeah, Garrus.


Can't speak for other people, but in my experience, women's sexuality can be quite arbitrary and more adventerous which will lead them to places they wouldn't think of before.

Like Narnia?

How about we stop this? Like right now?

I don't want to see this thread go down.

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Seriously you guys?

A HETEROSEXUAL romance thread and you hijack it with homosexual discussion? Already?

Go here.

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android654 wrote...
the renegade options with Liara when she's talking about sex or the prothean beacon is also hilarious.

"UNACCEPTABLE!"
"YOU'RE OBSESSED!"
"STOP WHINING BEFORE I DROP YOUR ARSE BACK INSIDE THAT VOLCANO."

I actually like Liara, but I had a goodly amount of fun with those.

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Random Jerkface wrote...

android654 wrote...
the renegade options with Liara when she's talking about sex or the prothean beacon is also hilarious.

"UNACCEPTABLE!"
"YOU'RE OBSESSED!"
"STOP WHINING BEFORE I DROP YOUR ARSE BACK INSIDE THAT VOLCANO."

I actually like Liara, but I had a goodly amount of fun with those.


Those were pretty funny, The ones with Kaidan not so much, he seemed to be too good of a sport when you berate him. I hope they make Shepard a smart ass again, it makes being a Renegade a lot more fun.

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Zkyire wrote...

Seriously you guys?

A HETEROSEXUAL romance thread and you hijack it with homosexual discussion? Already?

Go here.

I'm not seeing any hijacking. A little before my last post it was starting to turn to a bad place a small comment, but that's it and I think we're past that.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 23 janvier 2012 - 10:14 .


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Another great hetero pair, Chakwas and Zaeed.

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@Seboist

Wait until she asks him why half his face was surgically grafted on.

I could see Zaeed and Garrus arguing over who's "shot to the face" was worse.