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#101
BlueMagitek

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

@Seboist

Wait until she asks him why half his face was surgically grafted on.

I could see Zaeed and Garrus arguing over who's "shot to the face" was worse.


The Courier's.  </Topic>

#102
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I got different shepards for almost each. but if I had to pick a order it will be....Tali, Liara, Ashley, Miranda and Jack.

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Shiro_the_Gambler wrote...

android654 wrote...

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In my cannon run, I'm sticking with the best written character in the series.

Same here.

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Finally, someone else with taste and an eye for complexity.


My main Vanguard Shepard would not have anyone else by his side.

Same here! I made a maleShep with what I thought was just the right balance of paragon and renegade to romance her. Definitely my favourite o/s romance I've done. ^_^

Although lol at the "yes we do exist" part of the OP. I'm quite sure no one was in doubt about that. :lol:

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Tali, Ashley, Miranda. If Jack's "future" looks brighter I may consider doing a playthrough for her, but she just turned me off. I know the conclusion in ME2 is sweet, but meh. Plus a man can only play through ME2 so many times before it starts to become a project in insanity.

(I also have a female Shep with Garrus, mostly just to see the game through a slightly different perspective)

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First Shepard (Paragon): Ashley, my canon playthrough.
Second Shepard (Paragon): Jack.
Third Shepard (Renegade): Miranda.
Fourth Shepard (Fem Paragon): Kaidan.

That about sums up my major playthroughs. I'll probably also play my files with Tali and Garrus on them at a later date.

PS: Good job on the maturity guys, I had half expected a flamewar by page four.

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Makavellie wrote...

no offense, i thought romances were cool in this game, up until i visited bioware forums.....


lmao, everything was until visiting BSN :P

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I don't get it... I have to be heterosexual to post in here, or I can argue about relationships of opposite genders freely?

Anyway since I don't give a ****...

I'm still hoping for a FemShep X Joker romance.

#108
Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut

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Requiem of Faith wrote...

Makavellie wrote...

no offense, i thought romances were cool in this game, up until i visited bioware forums.....


lmao, everything was until visiting BSN :P


Basically BSN ruins everything.

But to be fair not all of the "romances" in the game are absolute ****e. Or romances at all, but I digress.

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

Requiem of Faith wrote...

Makavellie wrote...

no offense, i thought romances were cool in this game, up until i visited bioware forums.....


lmao, everything was until visiting BSN :P


Basically BSN ruins everything.

But to be fair not all of the "romances" in the game are absolute ****e. Or romances at all, but I digress.


I admit, sometimes I'm ashamed to admit I enjoy some of the ME romances. More specifically, Miranda's. I feel like someone will throw a hammer at my head if I like something they don't.

*Ducks*

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Makavellie wrote...

no offense, i thought romances were cool in this game, up until i visited bioware forums.....


Is BSN really that bad? The only romance it's altered my mind on for the worse is Tali's.

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut

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AgitatedLemon wrote...

Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

Requiem of Faith wrote...

Makavellie wrote...

no offense, i thought romances were cool in this game, up until i visited bioware forums.....


lmao, everything was until visiting BSN :P


Basically BSN ruins everything.

But to be fair not all of the "romances" in the game are absolute ****e. Or romances at all, but I digress.


I admit, sometimes I'm ashamed to admit I enjoy some of the ME romances. More specifically, Miranda's. I feel like someone will throw a hammer at my head if I like something they don't.

*Ducks*


I wouldn't say I "enjoy" that one, but I think it's pretty inoffensive. It's basically just your everyday "boy meets girl, girl gives boy sidequest, boy turns in sidequest, boy and girl bang on engine room floor" story. The ones that really throw me off tend to fall into the "why would you ever do that Shepard she is actually allergic to your dick" category.

#112
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Seboist wrote...


Femshep needs some real men.



Garrus is manly enough.


I don't know about TIM being a real manly
man though, he probably got all soft sitting on that chair, drinking scotch and
smoking cigars and having chicks delivered to his doorstep. I wouldn't be
surprised if Kai Leng chewed his food for him.

Kidding aside you do raise and interesting point. Bioware needs more older LIs. I mean, we
can sleep with mandibled dinosaur with an exoskeleton who's climax can kill, a
bubble girl, a mentally unstable girl who puts up a fight from romance every
step of the way, a dying lizard and 109 year old virgin, but not a perfectly
hot, caring doctor with some gray in her hair. Bioware, I am disappoint.



Also, don't you just hate it when someone quotes you, and you find like, ten typos in that quote. No? Only happenes to me?


But yeah, Femshep needs more guys, preferably older, human, renegade bada**es.

#113
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Spoiledrotten wrote...

Seboist wrote...


Femshep needs some real men.



Garrus is manly enough.


Garrus is a chicken, like an actual bird, not sexy. I can get people like TIM since he has al allure of mystery and power gives mysterious people a sexual energy that can be intoxicating in real life, so the just the thought of the idea is fun enough to play around with. Jacob was ok albeit a bit distant, but Vega's the first "real man" in the ME continuity thus far.

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Gals go for Garrus partly for his voice.

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this is the worst thread and you're the worst for starting it.

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ademska wrote...

this is the worst thread and you're the worst for starting it.


Can we *not* do this?

Please?

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ademska

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Ryzaki wrote...

ademska wrote...

this is the worst thread and you're the worst for starting it.


Can we *not* do this?

Please?

that was fast, old pal, you're on your game tonight!

and given that the vast majority of bsn is dudes doin het playthroughs, all op really had to do was open up a "relationships thread" and it would have looked exactly like this only with less gross connotations :wizard:

bye tho

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Dat James Vega. Also, Jacob and Kaidan.

And Jack/Ashley for my Man Sheps.

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AlexMBrennan

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guys, preferably older, human, renegade bada**es.

Seems like someone should have bought Day-0 DLC...
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Oh, and for the record, human/alien romances are neither homosexual nor heterosexual since those terms are used exclusively to describe relationships where both parties belong to the same species.

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 24 janvier 2012 - 12:34 .


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and given that the vast majority of bsn is dudes doin het playthroughs

Polls say otherwise.

#121
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android654 wrote...

Spoiledrotten wrote...

Seboist wrote...


Femshep needs some real men.



Garrus is manly enough.


Garrus is a chicken, like an actual bird, not sexy. I can get people like TIM since he has al allure of mystery and power gives mysterious people a sexual energy that can be intoxicating in real life, so the just the thought of the idea is fun enough to play around with. Jacob was ok albeit a bit distant, but Vega's the first "real man" in the ME continuity thus far.


TIM's also charming, charismatic, attractive, wealthy and in the case of renegade femshep has the means to make her ambitions come to fruition. He has everything to make a woman happy.

"Femshep......."

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Oh noes! Legion just killed Tali and is collecting her body as a trophy! Bad Legion!

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Doctalen wrote...

*snip*

Oh noes! Legion just killed Tali and is collecting her body as a trophy! Bad Legion!

I paid Legion to do that.

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iOnlySignIn wrote...
Oh noes! Legion just killed Tali and is collecting her body as a trophy! Bad Legion!


...There was a hole. :mellow:

#125
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Ashley.
I hope she didn't find some other guy during ME2. I stayed true to her, I hope she did the same for me.