Mr. MannlyMan wrote...
You take what Mr. Dietz said about the deadline of his Halo novel, apply it to Deception and act as if that's the only reasonable explanation?
Another magnificent story, GMagnum; I think you should have written the book instead of him.GMagnum wrote...
aye mayb he wus typin da story den he had 2 use da bathroom he had 2 take number 2 den when he finish he flush da toilet n den da swirl of da toilet suk him inside he swirlin n da toilet n he lyke omg o noooooo wat happenin den he suk in2 da drain den he keep gettin suked by da water den he come out da pipe n he get up n luk around n he n da middle of nowhere den he see sumthin comin toward him he lyke omg wat dat den it com close n he hella horrifiy cuz it a man w/ nipples 4 legs den da dude say dat ur da chosen 1 2 save us frum da niptrix n den da dude is lyke wat da niptrix n da dude is lyke dat where all da nipple ppl r n den he lyke ok let go den da dude fly away w/ his nipples as wing w/ da writer on da dude bak den dey land in da nipple hq den da dude sit down n da chair n den he jack in2 da niptrix n den he meet w/ agent areola n den da writer say ur goin down areola den dey fite n den areola whoop dis dude azz den he lyke omg how do i win den his father appear as a hologram n den he lyke omg dad is dat u den he say do dat thing u saw i did 2 ur mom wen u walk in on us n da bedroom den da writer get up den twist areola nipple den areola omg nooooo dat my weakness den da writer kick da dude in da mouf n den he die den areola die n den he come bak 2 da land of nipple n den he lyke omg i save yall n den da nippel ppl lyke omg thnx u get 24/7 acces 2 female nipple den dey send him bak home n den he luk @ da clock n he only got an hour 2 write da story so he jump on da comp n den write da story den turn it in den he hella stress n den he go bak 2 nipple wurld 2 get sum more nipple 2 destress himself n not care about wat happen next n den he luk @ da horizon n den da credit roll tbh
omg hella gud bronie tbhShifty-looking Chicken wrote...
Another magnificent story, GMagnum; I think you should have written the book instead of him.GMagnum wrote...
aye mayb he wus typin da story den he had 2 use da bathroom he had 2 take number 2 den when he finish he flush da toilet n den da swirl of da toilet suk him inside he swirlin n da toilet n he lyke omg o noooooo wat happenin den he suk in2 da drain den he keep gettin suked by da water den he come out da pipe n he get up n luk around n he n da middle of nowhere den he see sumthin comin toward him he lyke omg wat dat den it com close n he hella horrifiy cuz it a man w/ nipples 4 legs den da dude say dat ur da chosen 1 2 save us frum da niptrix n den da dude is lyke wat da niptrix n da dude is lyke dat where all da nipple ppl r n den he lyke ok let go den da dude fly away w/ his nipples as wing w/ da writer on da dude bak den dey land in da nipple hq den da dude sit down n da chair n den he jack in2 da niptrix n den he meet w/ agent areola n den da writer say ur goin down areola den dey fite n den areola whoop dis dude azz den he lyke omg how do i win den his father appear as a hologram n den he lyke omg dad is dat u den he say do dat thing u saw i did 2 ur mom wen u walk in on us n da bedroom den da writer get up den twist areola nipple den areola omg nooooo dat my weakness den da writer kick da dude in da mouf n den he die den areola die n den he come bak 2 da land of nipple n den he lyke omg i save yall n den da nippel ppl lyke omg thnx u get 24/7 acces 2 female nipple den dey send him bak home n den he luk @ da clock n he only got an hour 2 write da story so he jump on da comp n den write da story den turn it in den he hella stress n den he go bak 2 nipple wurld 2 get sum more nipple 2 destress himself n not care about wat happen next n den he luk @ da horizon n den da credit roll tbh
He's a terrible hack working for a paycheck, he doesn't care at all about the subject matter, and the book was not proofed any member of the Mass Effect writing team. Pretty straightforward.CaptainZaysh wrote...
I can't understand why it's so bad. Extreme time limitations seemed to make sense, since in the article he said that was common with game novels. So I'm looking for a reasonable explanation. Obviously I'm being dense because you think the idea I seized upon is funny, so what's your explanation as to why the writing is so bad?
Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 25 janvier 2012 - 04:08 .
CaptainZaysh wrote...
Mr. MannlyMan wrote...
You take what Mr. Dietz said about the deadline of his Halo novel, apply it to Deception and act as if that's the only reasonable explanation?
I can't understand why it's so bad. Extreme time limitations seemed to make sense, since in the article he said that was common with game novels. So I'm looking for a reasonable explanation. Obviously I'm being dense because you think the idea I seized upon is funny, so what's your explanation as to why the writing is so bad?
izmirtheastarach wrote...
He's a terrible hack working for a paycheck,
izmirtheastarach wrote...
he doesn't care at all about the subject matter,
izmirtheastarach wrote...
and the book was not proofed any member of the Mass Effect writing team.
CaptainZaysh wrote...
Izmir, he can't be this bad. It's worse than fan fiction: it's as though it was written by somebody with no idea how to structure fiction. It can't simply be a lack of chops. There's something more to this.
rapunzel696 wrote...
omg hella gud bronie tbhShifty-looking Chicken wrote...
Another magnificent story, GMagnum; I think you should have written the book instead of him.GMagnum wrote...
aye mayb he wus typin da story den he had 2 use da bathroom he had 2 take number 2 den when he finish he flush da toilet n den da swirl of da toilet suk him inside he swirlin n da toilet n he lyke omg o noooooo wat happenin den he suk in2 da drain den he keep gettin suked by da water den he come out da pipe n he get up n luk around n he n da middle of nowhere den he see sumthin comin toward him he lyke omg wat dat den it com close n he hella horrifiy cuz it a man w/ nipples 4 legs den da dude say dat ur da chosen 1 2 save us frum da niptrix n den da dude is lyke wat da niptrix n da dude is lyke dat where all da nipple ppl r n den he lyke ok let go den da dude fly away w/ his nipples as wing w/ da writer on da dude bak den dey land in da nipple hq den da dude sit down n da chair n den he jack in2 da niptrix n den he meet w/ agent areola n den da writer say ur goin down areola den dey fite n den areola whoop dis dude azz den he lyke omg how do i win den his father appear as a hologram n den he lyke omg dad is dat u den he say do dat thing u saw i did 2 ur mom wen u walk in on us n da bedroom den da writer get up den twist areola nipple den areola omg nooooo dat my weakness den da writer kick da dude in da mouf n den he die den areola die n den he come bak 2 da land of nipple n den he lyke omg i save yall n den da nippel ppl lyke omg thnx u get 24/7 acces 2 female nipple den dey send him bak home n den he luk @ da clock n he only got an hour 2 write da story so he jump on da comp n den write da story den turn it in den he hella stress n den he go bak 2 nipple wurld 2 get sum more nipple 2 destress himself n not care about wat happen next n den he luk @ da horizon n den da credit roll tbh
* Facepalm * Seriously ???? I didn't read that part. Kudo, Bioware. <_<mineralica wrote...
So, human can walk on batarian homeworld without being mistook for escaped slave or something. And doesn't get angry shouts or bucket of filth on head or something.
So, batarian ships have Tantalus core. I guess Alliance can close eyes on possible Cerberus spies while they have THAT around.
So, Gillian ages both for own years and Shepard's since Shepard's death. Because Commander is that awesome.
So, aliens need to meet in person to have an auction. And they don't have armed guards in actual room.
So TIM gives two craps about bioweapon while sitting at faraway station with only chosen people around.
So Council doesn't believe that Reaper on roof is not geth technology and ridicule Shepard in ME2, but Anderson with lousy corpse of unknown origin is enough to make them consider Reaper theory in public and more or less seriously.
So... batarians have embassy.
So quarians which claim that they can assemble almost everything from junk get Gillian new human armor instead of remaking quarian one.
So Cerberus agents openly admits in being such with quarians around. PM me when Cerberus will start to issue badges and t-shirts.
So Hendel Mitra doesn't have a problem with Cerberus agent around. Or trusting such agent. Or being ordered by "barely adult".
So turian and salarian teenagers have own biotic supremacy organisation. Of course it's reasonable for this races which just discovered effects of eezo and biotics are new for such societies.
So what people do after finding out their father was killed? Note said father was drug addict they barely saw, plus said father was the reason of autism, plus there was awesome teacher who "cured" (!) autism and said father was not seen in... years? Of course, abandon the only people who cared about you and risk your life on a way of revenge!!! Bonus points because this information was from the most untrusted source possible.
Oh well.
Modifié par JoeLaTurkey, 25 janvier 2012 - 04:56 .
aye dam rite homie tbhRavensword wrote...
rapunzel696 wrote...
omg hella gud bronie tbhShifty-looking Chicken wrote...
Another magnificent story, GMagnum; I think you should have written the book instead of him.GMagnum wrote...
aye mayb he wus typin da story den he had 2 use da bathroom he had 2 take number 2 den when he finish he flush da toilet n den da swirl of da toilet suk him inside he swirlin n da toilet n he lyke omg o noooooo wat happenin den he suk in2 da drain den he keep gettin suked by da water den he come out da pipe n he get up n luk around n he n da middle of nowhere den he see sumthin comin toward him he lyke omg wat dat den it com close n he hella horrifiy cuz it a man w/ nipples 4 legs den da dude say dat ur da chosen 1 2 save us frum da niptrix n den da dude is lyke wat da niptrix n da dude is lyke dat where all da nipple ppl r n den he lyke ok let go den da dude fly away w/ his nipples as wing w/ da writer on da dude bak den dey land in da nipple hq den da dude sit down n da chair n den he jack in2 da niptrix n den he meet w/ agent areola n den da writer say ur goin down areola den dey fite n den areola whoop dis dude azz den he lyke omg how do i win den his father appear as a hologram n den he lyke omg dad is dat u den he say do dat thing u saw i did 2 ur mom wen u walk in on us n da bedroom den da writer get up den twist areola nipple den areola omg nooooo dat my weakness den da writer kick da dude in da mouf n den he die den areola die n den he come bak 2 da land of nipple n den he lyke omg i save yall n den da nippel ppl lyke omg thnx u get 24/7 acces 2 female nipple den dey send him bak home n den he luk @ da clock n he only got an hour 2 write da story so he jump on da comp n den write da story den turn it in den he hella stress n den he go bak 2 nipple wurld 2 get sum more nipple 2 destress himself n not care about wat happen next n den he luk @ da horizon n den da credit roll tbh
aye ma boi gmag kno his shyt tbh
Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 25 janvier 2012 - 04:57 .
didymos1120 wrote...
And more:
Kai Leng just waltzes right onto the Presidium, despite not having had plastic surgery and being wanted for, well, all sorts of stuff.
DiebytheSword wrote...
Kill this book with fire, it might be the only hope.
Eski.Moe wrote...
I feel like I'm watching Didy's descent into madness. In real time!
izmirtheastarach wrote...
didymos1120 wrote...
And more:
Kai Leng just waltzes right onto the Presidium, despite not having had plastic surgery and being wanted for, well, all sorts of stuff.
Just close your eyes.
The citadel is shaped like a star. :innocent:didymos1120 wrote...
Eski.Moe wrote...
I feel like I'm watching Didy's descent into madness. In real time!
I'M FINE YOU SHUTUP!
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