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[roflchoppaz]

I'm already laughing just by reading this thread, not the excerpt. Aw man, that's some major bull**** there in this book. The next Twilight, by this wonderful writing quality?

[Yuoaman]

You have to wonder if people from Bioware are reading this thread and just laughing their asses off - both at the book and at our reactions.

[CroGamer002]

roflchoppaz wrote...

I'm already laughing just by reading this thread, not the excerpt. Aw man, that's some major bull**** there in this book. The next Twilight, by this wonderful writing quality?

Now that's just cruel comparison.

Modifié par Mesina2, 25 janvier 2012 - 07:00 .

[didymos1120]

What, cruel to Twilight?

[Yuoaman]

Mesina2 wrote...

roflchoppaz wrote...

I'm already laughing just by reading this thread, not the excerpt. Aw man, that's some major bull**** there in this book. The next Twilight, by this wonderful writing quality?

Now that's just cruel comparison.

It isn't Twilight until we get a poorly written romance scene...

Oh god it's coming isn't it?

[didymos1120]

Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hendel who thinks calling C-Sec is worthless.

[MisterJB]

Thank you, didymos.

Yuoaman wrote...
It isn't Twilight until we get a poorly written romance scene...
Oh god it's coming isn't it?

There has to be a reason Nick and Gillian were both retconned into being 18.

Modifié par MisterJB, 25 janvier 2012 - 07:03 .

[Yuoaman]

didymos1120 wrote...

Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hendel who thinks calling C-Sec is worthless.

Dammit, Hendel, YOU PUT THAT IDIOT BALL BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

[roflchoppaz]

Yuoaman wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

roflchoppaz wrote...

I'm already laughing just by reading this thread, not the excerpt. Aw man, that's some major bull**** there in this book. The next Twilight, by this wonderful writing quality?

Now that's just cruel comparison.

It isn't Twilight until we get a poorly written romance scene...

Oh god it's coming isn't it?

Well, I think there's a reason Gillian got her age upped.... :innocent:

Kai Leng/Gillian Grayson OTP <3<3<3

[TheCreeper]

Okay I now actually want to get this novel because it's just so much of a train wreck it's actually rather impressive.

[didymos1120]

So, Dietz doesn't know the difference between biotic implants and biotic amps. Oh. I. Am. So. Surprised.

[Yuoaman]

didymos1120 wrote...

So, Dietz doesn't know the difference between biotic implants and biotic amps. Oh. I. Am. So. Surprised.

is it sad that that's one of the smallest errors?

[TheCreeper]

didymos1120 wrote...

So, Dietz doesn't know the difference between biotic implants and biotic amps. Oh. I. Am. So. Surprised.

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if he didn't know the difference between Saren and Blasto!

[didymos1120]

I also like how one can just casually go and get their implants replaced. 'Cause it's not like, dangerous surgery on one's central nervous system or anything.

[CroGamer002]

didymos1120 wrote...

What, cruel to Twilight?

Dude, with that stuff you DON'T joke.


You can't top Twilight.

You simply can't!

[Yuoaman]

didymos1120 wrote...

I also like how one can just casually go and get their implants replaced. 'Cause it's not like, dangerous surgery on one's central nervous system or anything.

You have to have literally hours of experience.

Days, even.

[didymos1120]

And of course, Dietz doesn't get that the L-series implants are made by humans for humans, and aren't some galaxy-wide bit of standard gear that anyone can use.

[Yuoaman]

Mesina2 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

What, cruel to Twilight?

Dude, with that stuff you DON'T joke.


You can't top Twilight.

You simply can't!

You can't, but Dietz is certainly giving it an attempt.

[TheCreeper]

didymos1120 wrote...

And of course, Dietz doesn't get that the L-series implants are made by humans for humans, and aren't some galaxy-wide bit of standard gear that anyone can use.

Really at this point, it's just not worth it to complain over fairly minor stuff like that.

[Yuoaman]

didymos1120 wrote...

And of course, Dietz doesn't get that the L-series implants are made by humans for humans, and aren't some galaxy-wide bit of standard gear that anyone can use.

I doubt he even tried to get it.

[didymos1120]

TheCreeper wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

And of course, Dietz doesn't get that the L-series implants are made by humans for humans, and aren't some galaxy-wide bit of standard gear that anyone can use.

Really at this point, it's just not worth it to complain over fairly minor stuff like that.

Oh, I'm just documenting at this point. BTW, did you know the Dark Star is a lounge on the 28th floor of a skyscraper and filled with gaming machines and people in formal-wear, and it has an awesome view of the Presidium?  I sure didn't!  It's also an unlikely habitat for a working-stiff.  Like, say, a Presidium groundskeeper or something.

[Yuoaman]

didymos1120 wrote...

TheCreeper wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

And of course, Dietz doesn't get that the L-series implants are made by humans for humans, and aren't some galaxy-wide bit of standard gear that anyone can use.

Really at this point, it's just not worth it to complain over fairly minor stuff like that.

Oh, I'm just documenting at this point. BTW, did you know the Dark Star is a lounge on the 28th floor of a skyscraper and filled with gaming machines and people in formal-wear, and it has an awesome view of the Presidium?  I sure didn't!  It's also an unlikely habitat for a working-stiff.  Like, say, a Presidium groundskeeper or something.

Well since there's obviously nothing contradicting that THEN IT MUST BE TRUE.

[MasterEcabob]

Okay, this thread is just great. Kai Leng sneaking into Anderson's apartment to steal his cereal is amazing.

Please, keep 'em coming didy, I just can't stop laughing between all of Drew's carefully crafted characters and mythos being biotically "shoved" (subset, "throw") aside!

Modifié par MasterEcabob, 25 janvier 2012 - 07:34 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

didymos1120 wrote...

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Literally made me cry with laughter.

[Yuoaman]

MasterEcabob wrote...

Okay, this thread is just great. Kai Leng sneaking into Anderson's apartment to steal his cereal is amazing.

Please, keep 'em coming didy, I just can't stop laughing between all of Drew's carefully crafted characters and mythos being biotically "shoved" (subset, "throw") aside!

The fact that it's too late for them to add a reference to Kai Leng stealing cereal into ME3 makes me very sad indeed.