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#1251
Yuoaman

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

But because Anderson was busy making love to Kahlee he missed the transition from one state to another

Oh, god. No. Please tell me this is a joke.


Direct quote, my man. Straight from the book. I used the keyword making love after seeing that phrase used from Nick's dream earlier.


And Dietz was paid actual money to write this...

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Oh god, make it stop!

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@MindNebula: Enjoying random morsels of the book is far better than the whole thing! Surely, such a great piece of work needs to be savoured and slowly processed. As you know, eating a whole cake can lead to one feeling very bloated and roly-poly. Piece by piece is the way to go.

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I'm actually having problems breathing now. Jesus Christ this is too funny.

I'm cancelling my pre-order if Dietz hasn't wrote ME3 and Kai Leng doesn't have cereal in it.

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C9316 wrote...

Oh god, make it stop!

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Having pulled the blankets up over her breasts Kahlee watched the hatch cycle open to reveal a portly volus. He was the ship's steward and was none too please


None too pleased, eh? This just got real.

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Wow. I just looked through some of this and WTF?

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

Having pulled the blankets up over her breasts Kahlee watched the hatch cycle open to reveal a portly volus. He was the ship's steward and was none too please


None too pleased, eh? This just got real.


Oh god that's just the worst. Why is there a volus just outside? Why.

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Man, this book is hard to read.

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Eski.Moe

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I don't see what's so bad about that passage?
I mean, they're on a ship and they're having sexy time and a volus walks in. This isn't as bad as everything else.

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Yuoaman wrote...
Oh god that's just the worst. Why is there a volus just outside? Why.


Volus wants some sexy-time?

I have a very hard time taking any of what I've read from this book seriously.

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"Weetabix Everywhere!"
"I Will Destroy You...r Cereal!"

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so Gilleon (spelling?) is 18 I thought she was younger like 16 or something.

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That's about all I'm going to pull as far as quotes are concerned. The spoilers for the ending are mind-bending. There is a single keyword you can use in that Google preview search to blow the whole ending for yourself. I will hold back on posting it publicly out of respect for anyone who actually still wants to read this garbage.

Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 25 janvier 2012 - 08:54 .


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CROAT_56 wrote...

so Gilleon (spelling?) is 18 I thought she was younger like 16 or something.

She is in the Mass Effect canon. Not so in the Dietzverse.

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CROAT_56 wrote...

so Gilleon (spelling?) is 18 I thought she was younger like 16 or something.


She was 16 but now she's 18.

Well I got ninja'd.

Modifié par legion999, 25 janvier 2012 - 08:54 .


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izmirtheastarach wrote...

That's about all I'm going to pull as far as quotes are concerned. The spoilers for the ending are mind-bending. There is a single keyword you can use in that Google preview search to blow the whole ending for yourself.


Please PM me.

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Are we still talking about the book? Because it looks like were coming of topic.

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izmirtheastarach wrote...

That's about all I'm going to pull as far as quotes are concerned. The spoilers for the ending are mind-bending. There is a single keyword you can use in that Google preview search to blow the whole ending for yourself. I will hold back on posting it publicly out of respect for anyone who actually still wants to read this garbage.


Can you tell me what it is?

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izmirtheastarach

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Not going to post the keyword in here. Even it is sort of a spoiler.

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I have no problem with spoilers, if you don't mind PMing me, I think I can take it.

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Can you pm me as well rather be preprared for this one it seems...

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Hello Man wrote...

Are we still talking about the book? Because it looks like were coming of topic.

Still woefully on-topic, regrettably.

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Edit: Post removed. :devil:

Modifié par Chris Priestly, 25 janvier 2012 - 09:17 .


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Random Jerkface wrote...

CROAT_56 wrote...

so Gilleon (spelling?) is 18 I thought she was younger like 16 or something.

She is in the Mass Effect canon. Not so in the Dietzverse.


So why isn't mac or drew doing this one seems to me they would be the best for the job and could it be that ME3 starts in 2188, I highly doubt it but the chance is still there I guess.