FireEye wrote...
Screencaps Courtesy of Chignon:
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Shepard: "You planted a bomb at my trial for mutiny and now you want me to kidnap you? Are you [expletive] nuts?" 
Anderson: "It was the only way." 
Shepard: "You couldn't allow due process to take its course?" 
Anderson: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." 
Shepard: "[Expletive]." 
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Random Alliance Guy: "Stop right there." 
Shepard: "You guys really don't neet to point those things at me." <_<
Kaidan: "What the hell were you thinking?" 
Shepard: "Damnit, Kaidan, whose side are you on?" 
Kaidan: "You kidnapped Captain Anderson!" 
Shepard: "Oh, so that's the thanks I get for giving you my virginity." 
RAG: "That's enough. You're under arrest." 
Kaidan: "Wait, what...? I didn't... That's..." 
Kaidan: "That's beside the point." <_<
RAG: "I said that's enough!" 
Shepard: "How could you?" 
Kaidan: "There is no way in hell you were a virgin! Not after that... that thing you did with the..." 
RAG: "..." 
Shepard: "..." *snrk* 
Kaidan: "Damnit, Shepard." <_<
Shepard: "You know you love me." 
RAG: "Okay, seriously, I don't want to be in the middle of this [expletive]." 
...sorry, I was makin' up my own story... 
Amusing story that.
Okay y'all. You can all blame FireEye for me not getting the demo, burning through my bandwitdh like a popped heatsink through an Eldfell-Ashland refinery. I know some places have internetz as abundant as Vorcha sh*t on Omega, but have a thought for us criminally interwebz de-(now was it -prived or -praved? I know the one's a sexual deviant, like me, and the other one doesn't have stuff, like me) Compress your sh*tz just a little before you post, d@mnit!