Now, since this post will not be accompanied by any pictures, it may get lost in the picspam noise. However, as I appreciate the opinions of the folks here more than over in BSN general, I'll say my say here...
Anyway, it's after 1am, so it's been about 48 hours since I finished the game. And I still don't really get it. Now, I've watched my fair share of artsy/art movies in the past and read a fair bit of intellectual books. So either the endings are so f*cken deep that they're beyond my (tested) genius IQ, or so bad that nobody gets it, and those that claim they do are full of BS. Considering that the cake is a lie for a number of reasons in ME3, I'll ascribe to the latter assertion.
Don't get me wrong, I got my money's worth already. 46 hours for one playthrough and that's without the Prothy DLC. That's good going there, BioWare. But then some talentless hack/s cobbled together the last 5-10 minutes. And I'm not even saying that as a "Waaah, waah, want good ending DLC" so-called forum whiner either. I wanted (hell I still want) my Sheps to die in the end. Just not in any way presented by the whatever-child-hologram-thingy.
And it's also not a lack of closure I need. I found the Normandy crash to be very uplifting (all three versions), but by all the gods, godesses and little godlings, where's the logic? Where's the internal consistency? How did James and EDI teleport to the Normandy and why was Joker 'running away'? For that matter, why the logical fallacy of "I/we were afraid synthetics would destroy all organics, so I/we created super-synthetics to destroy all organics"? What happened to everybody on the Citadel? For f*ck sakes, are we as fans that stupid? Last I checked this was a mature rated game with adults playing (paying for?) it.
So I think the cake is a lie. They've got our money and only delivered 91% of the promised product (if metacritic is to be believed). On the other hand, it seems like the fans believe they only delivered 36% (if we ignore troll user ratings both for and against). So I'm not angry, really, just bemused/confused and certainly dissapointed enough to relegate the once mighty BioWare to the "buy when in bargain bin" category. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, and all that.
ETA: I think mostly I actually feel insulted. I struggled past all the endless Cerberus/Reaper troops fighting (and one shot kills and other nasty sh!t) for 45:50 hours to be presented with
that 10 minutes. It's f*cken insulting!
Oh and on a lighter note, I'll post a few shots of Kassia once I'm deeper into her playthrough than Vancouver. I promise.
In the meantime, here some heartfelt hugs and complimentary Chillax pills to those that need either (or Allah forbid, both).
P.S. At this point I support Marauder Shields. What a selfless sacrifice. He's the END BOSS to forever beat all end bosses. He made Commander Shepard bleed, while trying to stop our brains from bleeding. R.I.P. dear Maruader!
Modifié par Kyrene, 19 mars 2012 - 11:52 .