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[Zhuinden]

Someone With Mass wrote...

izmirtheastarach wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, yeah, that's how battle works.

I'm personally a level 18 Ardat-Yakshi Necromancer.

As you know, the Ardat-Yakshi are a kind of space-vampire. If you let down your guard, they will paralyse you and suck out your bone marrow with their hollow fangs. Plus most of them are Level 2 or higher. So steer clear

The sad thing is that I'm not sure if it's from the book or not.

The only give-away is that Dietz probably never immersed in the ME universe enough to even know what an Ardat-Yakshi is.

Modifié par Zhuinden, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:23 .

[Iohanna]

I have the weirdest artistic urges when I'm bored.

Anyway, here you go! Use as you will!

[izmirtheastarach]

[quote]Someone With Mass wrote...


[quote]As you know, the Ardat-Yakshi are a kind of space-vampire. If you let down your guard, they will paralyse you and suck out your bone marrow with their hollow fangs. Plus most of them are Level 2 or higher. So steer clear[/quote]
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The sad thing is that I'm not sure if it's from the book or not.
[/quote]

Indeed, it is a conundrum.

[legion999]

LPPrince wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

What does the scouter say about this book's fail level?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!! to the power of one trillion times googolplex.

Fixed.

Modifié par legion999, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:24 .

[LGTX]

Iohanna wrote...

I have the weirdest artistic urges when I'm bored.

Anyway, here you go! Use as you will!

 Short and to the point.

[KillTheLastRomantic]

efrgfhnm wrote...

alex90c wrote...

Can someone quote the Kai Leng parts to do with peeing, the toothbrush and the cereal in full here? And the bits about level (x) biotics?

The stuff people have posted about them is just so funny I want to see it all.

"Leng was about to pee in the vase he had selected for that purpose, something happened."


"But Leng was something of an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed being where he was.
That’s why he checked the cupboards, located some cereal, and had breakfast before putting everything back exactly as it had been."

Toothbrush part is spoilery haha

It's just...god. I heard about the cereal thing and thought, ok, thats...really silly and something that would happen in a Uwe Boll movie but I can vaguely see he's going for some dodgy dominance-marking of territory thing. But then you actually read the way it's written and it just gets infinitely worse. I had to convince myself it wasn't a just an exaggerated parody of the actual passage. He's an adrenaline junkie so he ate some ****ing Special K? And then tidied up after himself? Alright then =/

Modifié par Progressive_Stupidity1, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:26 .

[Yuoaman]

We're up to 52 errors, everyone - and one I added to a section for ones that we need more information on before adding them to the list.

And, once again, if anyone would like to edit the list themselves just PM me your Google e-mail and you'll be added. Them security measures.

[Eski.Moe]

Refreshed the page and got a message of '... Invalid. You do not have permission to view' and almost had a heart attack. Glad to see another refresh did the trick. There, there. Those false tricksies won't take you away from me, precious.

[ZLurps]

About error document:

Poor Citadel security - DNA scans are used when player visits Citadel during ME2.

Modifié par ZLurps, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:26 .

[Iohanna]

Eski.Moe wrote...

Refreshed the page and got a message of '... Invalid. You do not have permission to view' and almost had a heart attack. Glad to see another refresh did the trick. There, there. Those false tricksies won't take you away from me, precious.

Haha, that counts as two then! I had the exact same error like 10 pages back! This thread must be really catching on!

[LPPrince]

Eski.Moe wrote...

Refreshed the page and got a message of '... Invalid. You do not have permission to view' and almost had a heart attack. Glad to see another refresh did the trick. There, there. Those false tricksies won't take you away from me, precious.

Happened to me hours ago this morning.

[Fiery Phoenix]

izmirtheastarach wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Well, yeah, that's how battle works.

I'm personally a level 18 Ardat-Yakshi Necromancer.

As you know, the Ardat-Yakshi are a kind of space-vampire. If you let down your guard, they will paralyse you and suck out your bone marrow with their hollow fangs. Plus most of them are Level 2 or higher. So steer clear

Is this seriously from the book?! I can't even tell which is which anymore.

[LPPrince]

Eski.Moe wrote...

Refreshed the page and got a message of '... Invalid. You do not have permission to view' and almost had a heart attack. Glad to see another refresh did the trick. There, there. Those false tricksies won't take you away from me, precious.

Happened to me hours ago this morning.

[Eski.Moe]

It seems that the forum itself is getting into the game of 'Deception' now, eh? Haha.

Modifié par Eski.Moe, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:28 .

[izmirtheastarach]

Progressive_Stupidity1 wrote...

It's just...god. I heard about the cereal thing and thought, ok, thats...really silly and something that would happen in a Uwe Boll movie but I can vaguely see he's going for some dodgy dominance-marking of territory thing. But then you actually read the way it's written and it just gets infinitely worse. I had to convince myself it wasn't a just an exaggerated parody of the actual passage. He's an adrenaline junkie so he ate some ****ing Special K? And then tidied up after himself? Alright then =/

Using a couple of seraches I can get the whole paragraph. Adds some flavor.

Then, having placed a wireless tap under the comm console, he was done. Or should have been done. But Leng was something of an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed being where he was.That’s why he checked the cupboards, located some cereal, and had breakfast before putting everything back exactly as it had been. It was his apartment now, meaning a place where everything that happened would be known to him, and to Cerberus. The thought pleased him and Leng was still smiling as he left

Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:28 .

[OrbitalWings]

Anyone else going to have a hard time holding back a laugh when Kai Leng first appears in ME3?

No matter how hard the game tries to make him seem badass, he's already going to be known as the cereal-eating vase-peeing weirdo

[CARL_DF90]

Progressive_Stupidity1 wrote...

efrgfhnm wrote...

alex90c wrote...

Can someone quote the Kai Leng parts to do with peeing, the toothbrush and the cereal in full here? And the bits about level (x) biotics?

The stuff people have posted about them is just so funny I want to see it all.

"Leng was about to pee in the vase he had selected for that purpose, something happened."


"But Leng was something of an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed being where he was.
That’s why he checked the cupboards, located some cereal, and had breakfast before putting everything back exactly as it had been."

Toothbrush part is spoilery haha

It's just...god. I heard about the cereal thing and thought, ok, thats...really silly and something that would happen in a Uwe Boll movie but I can vaguely see he's going for some dodgy dominance-marking of territory thing. But then you actually read the way it's written and it just gets infinitely worse. I had to convince myself it wasn't a just an exaggerated parody of the actual passage. He's an adrenaline junkie so he ate some ****ing Special K? And then tidied up after himself? Alright then =/

Uwe Boll! By god That's EXACTLY what I was thinking too! Just didn't think much of it when I was beset with all the other crap that hack of an auther did to the book. OY!

[alex90c]

Progressive_Stupidity1 wrote...

efrgfhnm wrote...

alex90c wrote...

Can someone quote the Kai Leng parts to do with peeing, the toothbrush and the cereal in full here? And the bits about level (x) biotics?

The stuff people have posted about them is just so funny I want to see it all.

"Leng was about to pee in the vase he had selected for that purpose, something happened."


"But Leng was something of an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed being where he was.
That’s why he checked the cupboards, located some cereal, and had breakfast before putting everything back exactly as it had been."

Toothbrush part is spoilery haha

It's just...god. I heard about the cereal thing and thought, ok, thats...really silly and something that would happen in a Uwe Boll movie but I can vaguely see he's going for some dodgy dominance-marking of territory thing. But then you actually read the way it's written and it just gets infinitely worse. I had to convince myself it wasn't a just an exaggerated parody of the actual passage. He's an adrenaline junkie so he ate some ****ing Special K? And then tidied up after himself? Alright then =/

Oh my God I'm crying. I'm actually crying in laughter it's that bad.

[izmirtheastarach]

[quote]Fiery Phoenix wrote...


As you know, the Ardat-Yakshi are a kind of space-vampire. If you let down your guard, they will paralyse you and suck out your bone marrow with their hollow fangs. Plus most of them are Level 2 or higher. So steer clear

[/quote]
Is this seriously from the book?! I can't even tell which is which anymore. {smilie}[/quote]

Nah, that one's mine. But it's really hard to tell, eh?

Modifié par izmirtheastarach, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:33 .

[Yuoaman]

I had the thread screw up on me for a moment, too. Scary as ****.

[Apophis2412]

 Could someone please PM me some ending spoilers?

[ZLurps]

Also this was found long ago by Didy but never went to list.

XX. Character(s?) in Deception load files from data storage devices in OSD's. - OSD stands for On-Screen Display. It's not reasonable to believe that anyone would be able to upload data in equivalent for an example volume bar that is visible on TV-screen when volume is adjusted by remote controller.

I saw he posted actual quote about that. Is anyone who have the book willing to lend a hand to quick confirming this?

Modifié par ZLurps, 29 janvier 2012 - 08:39 .

[Eski.Moe]

Glad to see a throwaway mention of Boll has led to his work actually being compared to this, lol.
It was unrelated when I brought him up, I swear!
That scene with Leng fully getting hot and bothered over a box of Trix will never get old.

[JamesFaith]

Yeap, I got my portion of no acces pages today too.

[What a Succulent Ass]

Metal-Dragon-Kiryu wrote...

Anyone else going to have a hard time holding back a laugh when Kai Leng first appears in ME3?

If at any point he loses his temper, first thing out of my mouth is going to be "Let me guess - someone stole your cereal?"