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[LPPrince]

Speaking of which, its 7:09 AM for me, I wonder what's for breakfast.

[LPPrince]

Out of respect, I will not consume a bowl of cereal.

I'll leave that to the Cereal Killer, Mr. Leng.

[didymos1120]

"Our polling shows that even though members of the other races tend to have a negative impression of Cerberus, most humans feel we're a positive influence."

OK....

a. Gee, ya think?

and:

b. wat.

[Someone With Mass]

Cereal Killer Leng. Kills other cereal brands dead.

[ZLurps]

Someone With Mass wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Okay then didy, scale of -10 to 1, rate it.

/not THAT bad

-1.

Would only read it as long as I don't have to pay for it and if I am really bored. Or hospitalized.

Oh come on... It's just that people are not used to this level of writing. ME: Derpolution is actually ground breaking masterpiece how people with mental disabilites experience the world. You get to experience what it is living in a world where everybody is an idiot and the nothing makes sense. 5 Stars!

Modifié par ZLurps, 26 janvier 2012 - 12:22 .

[LPPrince]

didymos1120 wrote...

"Our polling shows that even though members of the other races tend to have a negative impression of Cerberus, most humans feel we're a positive influence."

OK....

a. Gee, ya think?

and:

b. wat.

That wasn't obvious. I had no idea.

[LPPrince]

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

[Icinix]

LPPrince wrote...

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

YAY! Another Mass Effect Novel!



...thats all I've got.

[didymos1120]

I like the cover.

[LPPrince]

Icinix wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

YAY! Another Mass Effect Novel!



...thats all I've got.

Rofl. I'll latch on to that.

[LPPrince]

didymos1120 wrote...

I like the cover.

I CAN'T latch on to that, however.

Dunno what it is about the cover, but I don't like it very much.

[LGTX]

LPPrince wrote...

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

I enjoyed the font size and the text readability, I was also impressed by the stellar cover art and...

Nonononono. Can't do it. /Mordin

[Anacronian Stryx]

LPPrince wrote...

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

I found it funny - Sure it's funny in a bad way but it's still Level 3 funny.

[LPPrince]

I rather liked the font size on the pages I read earlier.

There's something. It was crisp and clear, too.

[LPPrince]

Anacronian Stryx wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

I found it funny - Sure it's funny in a bad way but it's still Level 3 funny.

Dude, you mean L3 implant funny.

[darkiddd]

As cruel as it sounds I hope Dietz reads this thread to realize how many mistakes he has made. Mistakes anyone could have avoided reading the ME wiki and showing a bit of compromise with the lore he is expanding. Maybe then he will improve if he ever writes another ME novel again... although now that I think of it god forbid that happening because this guy has lost all my trust.

[Lotion Soronarr]

ZLurps wrote...
Without context it's pretty difficult to explain how bad that scene is. If you or anyone is able to encounter Kai Leng the cereal killer in ME3 with a straigt face, it's only good for you. In a sense, I guess I should envy you.

You are startign from an assumption that kilelrs have to be emotionelss, broody, quiet and all that stereotypical jazz.

[Icinix]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

ZLurps wrote...
Without context it's pretty difficult to explain how bad that scene is. If you or anyone is able to encounter Kai Leng the cereal killer in ME3 with a straigt face, it's only good for you. In a sense, I guess I should envy you.

You are startign from an assumption that kilelrs have to be emotionelss, broody, quiet and all that stereotypical jazz.

That pretty much summed up Kai Leng in his first book.

With the exception of emotionless - he really, really hated aliens.

[ZLurps]

LPPrince wrote...

Don't you think we should say SOMETHING positive? Just so this thread isn't filled to the brim with criticism?

+ I think this novel is going to make showing how not to do things to people both easy and entertaining.
+ I don't recall when I have read something this bad and laughed so hard
+ Novel has generated two fantastic threads in BSN


Uh, what the hell I'm trying to do... actual novel is crap. Avoid like plague.

[darkiddd]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

ZLurps wrote...
Without context it's pretty difficult to explain how bad that scene is. If you or anyone is able to encounter Kai Leng the cereal killer in ME3 with a straigt face, it's only good for you. In a sense, I guess I should envy you.

You are startign from an assumption that kilelrs have to be emotionelss, broody, quiet and all that stereotypical jazz.

Maybe we are assuming Kai Leng is (or better was after this piece of ****) emotionless, broody and quiet because he was that in retribution 

[Kidd]

LPPrince wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

"The knife entered the back of the krogan's neck, severed his spine, and killed him."

KROGAN DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Didy, at this rate you could make youtube videos of horrible quotes from the book with explanations as to why they make zero sense.

I'd buy the dvd =)

[ZLurps]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

ZLurps wrote...
Without context it's pretty difficult to explain how bad that scene is. If you or anyone is able to encounter Kai Leng the cereal killer in ME3 with a straigt face, it's only good for you. In a sense, I guess I should envy you.

You are startign from an assumption that kilelrs have to be emotionelss, broody, quiet and all that stereotypical jazz.

Look, 1000 people reads a book and share the story told, but yet everyone experience it a bit differently. You are free to interpret things as you like. So is everybody else.

Modifié par ZLurps, 26 janvier 2012 - 12:38 .

[roflchoppaz]

By the sound of it, I think that the writer was high when writing this. Or the editors were. Or both, together. What? It is a possibility.

[didymos1120]

Dear Mr Dietz,

The "Alliance Marine Corps" does not exist.

Yours truly,
The Mass Effect Setting

P.S. STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING ME!