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[LPPrince]

roflchoppaz wrote...

By the sound of it, I think that the writer was high when writing this. Or the editors were. Or both, together. What? It is a possibility.

Turning into insults now, not cool.

[didymos1120]

roflchoppaz wrote...

By the sound of it, I think that the writer was high when writing this. Or the editors were. Or both, together. What? It is a possibility.

Probably got it from the sandman on Omega. His stuff is red.  REAL red.

[Someone With Mass]

didymos1120 wrote...

Dear Mr Dietz,

The "Alliance Marine Corps" does not exist.

Yours truly,
The Mass Effect Setting

P.S. STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING ME!

I bet Walters and the other writers would beat Dietz senseless with copies of his own book if they saw all the errors.

[Welsh Inferno]

What's the cereal joke about? Not gonna' read it. What does he do?

[darkiddd]

Welsh Inferno wrote...

What's the cereal joke about? Not gonna' read it. What does he do?

He enters into Anderson's apartment and starts eating his cereals to mark his territory. And it's not a comic relief, it's all very seriously written (which makes it even funnier)

[Doctalen]

didymos1120 wrote...

Oh, BTW, that whole "Biotic Underground" nonsense? Their goal is to conquer Omega...and then the Citadel Council. No, really. They literally want to RULE THE GALAXY! Presumably, with a Level Three biotic fist.

 

[roflchoppaz]

didymos1120 wrote...

Dear Mr Dietz,

The "Alliance Marine Corps" does not exist.

Yours truly,
The Mass Effect Setting

P.S. STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING ME!

In brightest artificial day, in blackest matter,
No geth shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship Reaper's might
Beware my power--Alliance Marine's mark!

...I guess I tried.

Yeah, I think I'll go now, I must be unfunny. 

[Welsh Inferno]

darkiddd wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

What's the cereal joke about? Not gonna' read it. What does he do?

He enters into Anderson's apartment and starts eating his cereals to mark his territory. And it's not a comic relief, it's all very seriously written (which makes it even funnier)

Hah.

Thanks.

[Doctalen]

This thread makes me think of a BSN rifftrax only for a book. Also Roflchoppaz that was not bad. Get your butt back here.

[Someone With Mass]

darkiddd wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

What's the cereal joke about? Not gonna' read it. What does he do?

He enters into Anderson's apartment and starts eating his cereals to mark his territory. And it's not a comic relief, it's all very seriously written (which makes it even funnier)

When you say it like that, it sounds pretty stupid.

[didymos1120]

It is stupid. Still funny though.

[roflchoppaz]

Doctalen wrote...

This thread makes me think of a BSN rifftrax only for a book. Also Roflchoppaz that was not bad. Get your butt back here.

Indeed! I love MST3K and Rifftrax, and this is exactly why I love both the threads.

Someone should MST this book. (I remember reading bad fanfic MSTings, those were hilarious.) Shepard or Kai Leng or whatever vists the Satellite of Love, with all of them tearing on this book, hehe.

Oh, okay. yaaay.

[Lotion Soronarr]

darkiddd wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

ZLurps wrote...
Without context it's pretty difficult to explain how bad that scene is. If you or anyone is able to encounter Kai Leng the cereal killer in ME3 with a straigt face, it's only good for you. In a sense, I guess I should envy you.

You are startign from an assumption that kilelrs have to be emotionelss, broody, quiet and all that stereotypical jazz.

Maybe we are assuming Kai Leng is (or better was after this piece of ****) emotionless, broody and quiet because he was that in retribution 

And eating cereal makes him the opposite of that exactly how?

[darkiddd]

didymos1120 wrote...

It is stupid. Still funny though.

So sad that it's funny.

[Doctalen]

I wonder if Gamermd83 will do a vid on how bad this is.

[roflchoppaz]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...


And eating cereal makes him the opposite of that exactly how?

Why would anyone in their right mind sneak into someone else's place just to eat their cereal?

It's absurd, that's how.

[ZLurps]

@ Didy or anyone who may know more about T'Loak in Deception.

Is there any mention that she is a biotic or is it like she somehow forgot that she is very powerful biotic herself?

Modifié par ZLurps, 26 janvier 2012 - 01:09 .

[didymos1120]

ZLurps wrote...

@ Didy or anyone who may know more about T'Loak in Deception.

Is there any mention that she is a biotic or is it like she somehow forgot that she is very powerful biotic herself?

I don't know, but she apparently still has her daughter's body in storage. 


WHY GOD WHY? 

ETA: OK, on second glance, it might be a flashback. Maybe.

Modifié par didymos1120, 26 janvier 2012 - 01:23 .

[Wulfram]

As long as Kai Leng didn't drink his milkshake

[roflchoppaz]

Wulfram wrote...

As long as Kai Leng didn't drink his milkshake

It just didn't bring the boys to the yard...

[Chewin]

darkiddd wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

What's the cereal joke about? Not gonna' read it. What does he do?

He enters into Anderson's apartment and starts eating his cereals to mark his territory. And it's not a comic relief, it's all very seriously written (which makes it even funnier)

And I thought someone came up with that joke.


My, such imagination, Mr Dietz.

[Sn0wst0rm]

Can someone PM me the ending? I will not read the rest of this novel, but I gotta know the punchline.

[Lotion Soronarr]

roflchoppaz wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...


And eating cereal makes him the opposite of that exactly how?

Why would anyone in their right mind sneak into someone else's place just to eat their cereal?

It's absurd, that's how.

But he didn't. He sneaked in to place bugs.
Cereal si just a bonus. Why not? It's not like ther'es anyone in the apartment.

[MrFob]

Sn0wst0rm wrote...

Can someone PM me the ending? I will not read the rest of this novel, but I gotta know the punchline.

So you don't think there were enough punchlines yet?