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[LPPrince]

He's an adrenaline junkie, so he ate cereal.

ROOOOOOOOOOFL

Can't take this book seriously.

[Someone With Mass]

LPPrince wrote...

He's an adrenaline junkie, so he ate cereal.

ROOOOOOOOOOFL

Can't take this book seriously.

I bet he gets a raging boner when he does the laundry too.

[LPPrince]

Kai Leng-"MY BODY IS READY to move that curtain slightly to the left...HNNG"

This book, man.

[didymos1120]

Gillian gets all Vanguard on some krogan ass:

What happened next came as a complete surprise to the krogan as Gillian triggered the biotic power called "charge". Rather than running away from the guards, she pounded straight at them. Within the space of three steps her body became a blur and she could feel additional strength coursing through her body as she hit one of the reptiles and sent him flying.

Little, tiny, unarmored Gillian charges a krogan...and it works! Ain't that a kick in the quad. Also: reptiles.

Modifié par didymos1120, 26 janvier 2012 - 04:02 .

[LPPrince]

didymos1120 wrote...

Also: reptiles.

I want to forgive, I really do.

[Gabriel S.]

didymos1120 wrote...

Also: reptiles.

I don't think that's incorrect.

AyraWinla wrote...


"That’s why he checked the cupboards, located some cereal, and had breakfast before putting everything back exactly as it had been" doesn't really cut it for stealthy excuse when you are talking about eating someone else food... Unless he threw up to put back the cereals in the box?

Those shots to the legs have hit his head pretty strong.

Someone With Mass wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

He's an adrenaline junkie, so he ate cereal.

ROOOOOOOOOOFL

Can't take this book seriously.

I bet he gets a raging boner when he does the laundry too.

That made my day.

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 26 janvier 2012 - 04:10 .

[didymos1120]

Have some respect! The man's a pro. He had advanced cereal extraction training in the N7 program.

[Wulfram]

I can't say I keep sufficiently close track of my cereal levels to get suspicious.

[LPPrince]

We can guess all day about what cereal Kai Leng consumed, but I know the one cereal he COULDN'T of consumed-



Cause he's an idiot for eating it in the first place.

[didymos1120]

Gabriel Stelinski wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Also: reptiles.

I don't think that's incorrect.

I do.  Unless they're from Earth, it be wrong. Or unless you're writing from a particular POV where it indicates how a character thinks, like Pel in Ascension (and no way can we extend Dietz credit on that score. Not to mention, Gillian, the real one, wouldn't think in those terms). Otherwise, it's "reptilian".

Modifié par didymos1120, 26 janvier 2012 - 04:18 .

[Relix28]

You know what's sad? The fact that this travesty of a book will get more attention then all of the previous books combined. lol And it's because it's such an anbelivable piece of garbage, that it's actually pretty funny.
Willam C. Dietz is the official BSN's version of Rebecca Black. They both received massive attention becuase of their incompetence, and apparently they both have this....cereal thing going on.
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal...that's what was going through Kai Leng's head when he was in Anderson's appartment.

[Someone With Mass]

So much for being stealthy too. He's leaving tons of DNA traces just so he can get a taste of Anderson's cereal.

[mineralica]

Her body became a blur? At least Anderson isn't the only one who "missed the transition from one state to another".

I strongly doubt that body loses integrity during FTL jumps. Or while Charging, for that matter. Or that Shepard can notice said blur while Charging.

One more question - Stasis, Reave, and now Charge? Who exactly has taught her to do that? Teachers at Ascension project? I doubt they tried to sport something more than basic abilities - even Singularity was extraordinary, while Singularity is accessible for Adept Shepard. Hendel Mitra? If Vyrnnus taught his students _that_, then we're having serious talk with Alenko. Female Barla Von? Damn, Gillian, you're studying fast. She knew that "instinctively"? ...

Please tell me she doesn't have Dominate.

[Doctalen]

She read "Biotic attacks for dummies"

[Gabriel S.]

didymos1120 wrote...

Gabriel Stelinski wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Also: reptiles.

I don't think that's incorrect.

I do.  Unless they're from Earth, it be wrong. Or unless you're writing from a particular POV where it indicates how a character thinks, like Pel in Ascension (and no way can we extend Dietz credit on that score. Not to mention, Gillian, the real one, wouldn't think in those terms). Otherwise, it's "reptilian".

Right. 

[Blacklash93]

Relix28 wrote...
Willam C. Dietz is the official BSN's version of Rebecca Black. They both received massive attention becuase of their incompetence, and apparently they both have this....cereal thing going on.

Rebecca Black didn't pretend to be a professional. Nor was she disgracing a good, respected IP.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 26 janvier 2012 - 04:21 .

[didymos1120]

Hendel himself uses a singularity at one point in the book. Despite not being a particularly powerful biotic.

[LPPrince]

She has Dominate. /ihavenoidea

[mineralica]

Someone With Mass wrote...

So much for being stealthy too. He's leaving tons of DNA traces just so he can get a taste of Anderson's cereal.

Unless he came there with own bowl and spoon:ph34r:

[Iohanna]

mineralica wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

So much for being stealthy too. He's leaving tons of DNA traces just so he can get a taste of Anderson's cereal.

Unless he came there with own bowl and spoon:ph34r:

A good assassin needs to be prepared! Who knows when the next mission will net you a significant cereal bonus?

[Zhuinden]

mineralica wrote...

Her body became a blur? At least Anderson isn't the only one who "missed the transition from one state to another".

I strongly doubt that body loses integrity during FTL jumps. Or while Charging, for that matter. Or that Shepard can notice said blur while Charging.

One more question - Stasis, Reave, and now Charge? Who exactly has taught her to do that? Teachers at Ascension project? I doubt they tried to sport something more than basic abilities - even Singularity was extraordinary, while Singularity is accessible for Adept Shepard. Hendel Mitra? If Vyrnnus taught his students _that_, then we're having serious talk with Alenko. Female Barla Von? Damn, Gillian, you're studying fast. She knew that "instinctively"? ...

Please tell me she doesn't have Dominate.

Nah, no Dominate that I know of, though she does use Singularity after having some salarian upgrades to her implants.

Then,
when it felt as if every fi ber of her body might be
ripped apart, she gave the energy purpose. And the
results were nothing less than spectacular. All of the
garbage in all of the open bins was sucked into what
looked like a raging cyclone. Tons of refuse came
spewing out of the vortex a few seconds later.

Someone with Mass wrote...
So much for being stealthy too. He's leaving tons of DNA traces just so he can get a taste of Anderson's cereal.

Don't worry, the only DNA-specific biovirus was created against the Illusive Man, and his "tens of thousands of
people who were distantly related to him". He has nothing to fear.

[didymos1120]

mineralica wrote...

Please tell me she doesn't have Dominate.

Google says "No."  So there's that.

[didymos1120]

I'm telling you guys, they cover this cereal stuff in N7 training. Kai had it under control.

[Zhuinden]

didymos1120 wrote...

mineralica wrote...

Please tell me she doesn't have Dominate.

Google says "No."  So there's that.

Though that would have provided a valid reason for why she has to be 18.

Modifié par Zhuinden, 26 janvier 2012 - 04:25 .