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[AlphaJarmel]

jreezy wrote...
"All over the internet"? Not even close but it sure needs to be.

I've gone into random forums and it's already a running joke.

I mean the people who are even remotely interested in lore and whatnot probably already know and if not, will soon find out.

Modifié par AlphaJarmel, 31 janvier 2012 - 04:35 .

[bleetman]

Anderson, you sly devil, you. After all this, I'm betting the thing about him grabbing femsheps boobs wasn't about stopping her falling to her death after all. He was just grabbing her boobs whilst he still could, and saving her life was entirely accidental.

[izmirtheastarach]

pquote]“Mr. Mitra!” Nick exclaimed. “What are you doing here? You killed Marisa!”[quote]

If someone killed my lady, I might be a little more vocal about it then...what are you doing here. He even calls him Mr.

[didymos1120]

HeliusCarthaxis wrote...

I would like to point out one error on the error list, number 10. Turians do not possess the largest fleet in the galaxy, the Quarians do. Rather, I believe its that they have the largest fleet in Citadel space.

Errorception!

[Dwailing]

makenzieshepard wrote...

AlphaJarmel wrote...

Yuoaman wrote...

It does deserve this - the horse is not dead enough.

It's all over the internet how absolute **** the book is, even by videogame novel standards.  I mean what more is there?

We can stop shortly after the sadly unaware stop walking in here posting that if they had known the book was so bad they never would have ordered it.  I was one of the lucky ones who canceled it in time.

This.

This thread has a public service to perform, and I hope it will continue.

[Maugrim]

You know the whole "asari stir-fry" and "salarian curry" just has me imagining that instead of alien takes on earth classics that it's the aliens are ingredients in said dishes!

Modifié par makenzieshepard, 31 janvier 2012 - 04:37 .

[Yuoaman]

HeliusCarthaxis wrote...

I would like to point out one error on the error list, number 10. Turians do not possess the largest fleet in the galaxy, the Quarians do. Rather, I believe its that they have the largest fleet in Citadel space.

Well from a purely military viewpoint the turians have the largest, most of the quarians' ships are civilian ships.

[izmirtheastarach]

makenzieshepard wrote...

You know the whole "asari stir-fry" and "salarian curry" just has me imaging that instead of alien takes on earth classics that it's the aliens are ingredients in said dishes!

Except for Mexican food. It's still just Mexican.

[JakePT]

Could someone PM me the ending please.

Someone.

[bleetman]

makenzieshepard wrote...

You know the whole "asari stir-fry" and "salarian curry" just has me imagining that instead of alien takes on earth classics that it's the aliens are ingredients in said dishes!

Turian cuisine is made of people! Peeeeeeople!

Modifié par bleetman, 31 janvier 2012 - 04:38 .

[NPH11]

didymos1120 wrote...

ElitePinecone wrote...

And Kahlee's line on seeing it all: "Why you rotten bastard, I ought to..." take the cake for being the most inappropriate thing, given the circumstances, that I think I've ever read in a written piece of literature.

Well, a close second has to be this, which occurs right after Anderson and Kahlee just got finished looking at a bunch of corpses in the C-Sec morgue to make sure none of them were Nick:

Kahlee smiled as they strolled out into the artificial sunlight. “A naughty admiral. I like it. Come on,” she said. “I’m in the mood for an asari stir-fry tonight.”

He grinned. “And for dessert?”

“That,” Kahlee said, “is for me to know and for you to find out.”

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[Dwailing]

Just a heads up, the Mass Effect Wiki hasn't been updated with a summary of the book yet, so someone should probably do that.

Edit: You know, if you've got the time.

Modifié par Dwailing, 31 janvier 2012 - 04:38 .

[HiroVoid]

Am I the only one that thought in that quote that Kahlee was talking about having sex with an Asari, and then having sex with Anderson afterwards?

[Yuoaman]

Dwailing wrote...

Just a heads up, the Mass Effect Wiki hasn't been updated with a summary of the book yet, so someone should probably do that.

Edit: You know, if you've got the time.

The folks on the Wiki are still debating how exactly to handle the book, since it contradicts quite a bit of established canon.

[bleetman]

HiroVoid wrote...

Am I the only one that thought in that quote that Kahlee was talking about having sex with an Asari, and then having sex with Anderson afterwards?

That seems entirely in line with the pair of them apparently having been replaced with horny teenagers. I'm mildly surprised Anderson doesn't spend the entire book doing body shots off a prositute on Omega.

[JakePT]

Dwailing wrote...

Just a heads up, the Mass Effect Wiki hasn't been updated with a summary of the book yet, so someone should probably do that.

Edit: You know, if you've got the time.

I don't think any of our editors have the book yet, and definitely not our admins, and we don't use leaked material.

The canon issues only really affect how info is added to other articles, and that will take some time to figure out. Hopefully a statement from BioWare will make it easier.

Modifié par JakePT, 31 janvier 2012 - 04:42 .

[Dwailing]

Yuoaman wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

Just a heads up, the Mass Effect Wiki hasn't been updated with a summary of the book yet, so someone should probably do that.

Edit: You know, if you've got the time.

The folks on the Wiki are still debating how exactly to handle the book, since it contradicts quite a bit of established canon.

Thanks for the update.  Good to hear that the wiki hasn't been forgotten.

[HiroVoid]

Just don't replace anything that contradicts the current lore, and when added, state in the trivia section or whatever that the events don't match with other Mass Effect media.

[Ashira Shepard]

*plops back in* What have I missed?

[izmirtheastarach]

bleetman wrote...

HiroVoid wrote...

Am I the only one that thought in that quote that Kahlee was talking about having sex with an Asari, and then having sex with Anderson afterwards?

That seems entirely in line with the pair of them apparently having been replaced with horny teenagers. I'm mildly surprised Anderson doesn't spend the entire book doing body shots off a prositute on Omega.

Your sig is adorable.

[MissMaster]

Eski.Moe wrote...

Kai Leng breaks into Anderson's apartment and eats his cereal. It's basically his way marking his territory. One step above urine.

Wha!?

[Heimdall]

Yuoaman wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

Just a heads up, the Mass Effect Wiki hasn't been updated with a summary of the book yet, so someone should probably do that.

Edit: You know, if you've got the time.

The folks on the Wiki are still debating how exactly to handle the book, since it contradicts quite a bit of established canon.

My advice to them is to ignore it save for the actual events that took place as the changes are unlikely to be reflected in any other media.

[Dwailing]

AshiraShepard wrote...

*plops back in* What have I missed?

How long have you been gone?

[NPH11]

bleetman wrote...

HiroVoid wrote...

Am I the only one that thought in that quote that Kahlee was talking about having sex with an Asari, and then having sex with Anderson afterwards?

That seems entirely in line with the pair of them apparently having been replaced with horny teenagers. I'm mildly surprised Anderson doesn't spend the entire book doing body shots off a prositute on Omega.

He can join Kai and Hendel, make it a party.

[JoeLaTurkey]

AshiraShepard wrote...

*plops back in* What have I missed?

Go to the motivational/Great Caption threads